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  1. Mine got mailed off to you on Monday. Keep a weather eye out for them.
  2. With an inward groan at the likely loss of a whole bottle of good brandy, I offered some liquor to Smithe, who quickly followed his captains action's, dumped his tea back into the pot, and held out his cup. I filled it, but kept hold of the bottle. "All right, all civility aside, what do we do with Nate and his little troop of Spaniards? I wouldn't trust them as far as I could toss this boat, so do we allow him to tag along, or do we chase him off for good and all? And then there is that maniac Scot, MacTavish. According to Colard, who knows the man, he's not a gent to trifle with. Also, I might point out that at some time in the near future, we'll both need fresh water and supplies." Seeing as how civility had taken leave of the room, I took a swig directly from the brandy bottle, then waited for Jacky's response.
  3. Oh, aye, make yourself at home." I called down to Jacky. He and Smithe came aboard, and I ushered them down to my small cabin. "All the comforts," I said, gesturing to the one chair, small desk, and narrow bunk. "Ah, and here is Ludo with the tea. Alas, due to the damaged hull and loss of supplies, there will be only ship's biscuit dipped in molasses, rather than cake." I grinned as I saw the look of loathing both men cast on the shiny silver pot and the expensive china cups, as Ludo set the tray down on my desk. After Ludo bowed his way out and shut the door, I laughed. "Oh, don't look so forlorn." Then opened a cabinet behind my desk, took out a bottle of brandy, and set it on the tray with the tea things. "There, that should help the biscuit go down easier." Then I turned to Jacky. "I'll be mother, shall I?" And poured the tea. Smithe held the tiny cup as if it would bite him. "Now that we're all being so civilized—you know, no socks hanging from the rafters, and all that—what shall we talk about, hmmmm? Travel plans, perhaps?"
  4. Calamari steaks cooked in lemon flavored olive oil and butter, small boiled red potatoes with butter and home-grown chives, and spinach.
  5. A perky, insouciant little vintage....boxed in, oh, say, August 09 LOL While watching Sky Captain.
  6. CHAPTER NINE September 18 Southeastern shore, San Cristobal Island A splitting ache in his head woke Gray Dog. He sat up, blinking against the sun’s glare. The empty rum bottle rolled off his chest onto the sand. He looked at it with regret. Best stuff he’d ever tasted. Should have saved some. He stood, hawked, spit, then walked to the nearest palm, opened his breeches and pissed. When finished, he dug the half-squashed boiled eggs from his shirt, and ate breakfast. After the last egg, he let out a satisfied belch, then headed for the spring, wondering if he would meet anyone from the lunatic colony. He turned around and grabbed the knife from the boat, just in case. Then he looked up and quailed. Two white slashes streaked across the blue sky, as if the hand of God held a pen and He was drawing long thin lines with cloud. The lines moved in tandem, with some bright object at each head, reflecting flashes of sunlight. Gray Dog yelped and ran into the palms, hands over his head. Shaking like a cur, he huddled in the shade, terrified the divine writing would spell out his name, proof of his damnation. The time when Gray Dog might bargain with God was long past. He’d cursed the Almighty again and again, and broken every commandment. He held no hope of mercy. Head and heart pounded with equal ferocity. Brine flies buzzed around his face. He felt a louse crawling in his armpit. Yet he stayed, not daring to move, until his legs cramped and his thirst became an agony. On all fours, he crawled to the edge of the trees and dared look up. The streaks of cloud-writing had expanded and thinned almost to mist. Gray Dog stood, scanning the sky from horizon to horizon. The only other clouds were to the south—long veils of pure white, harmless and normal. He dug in his armpit and pinched the louse between thumb and forefinger, vaguely surprised there were any lice left. He thought he’d eaten them all. With a swipe of his hand, he brushed impatiently at the flies biting his neck. He faced inland. The irregular volcanic summit of San Cristobal, wreathed in palms, beckoned. Like iron to a lodestone, he was pulled irresistibly toward it. Somewhere among those black rocks lay his future. Nothing, not God, not the devil himself, was going to stop him from finding it.
  7. I'm going to repost this link. I just spend about an hour lost in amazement over all the awesome ideas shown — and I only got four pages back! The Steampunk Home Be warned...it's like falling down the rabbit hole!
  8. Tsk... tsk! Just fer you. Zac Efron -- 'High School Musical', '17 Again' Robert Pattinson - 'Twilight' Taylor Kitsch - 'Friday Night Lights' (non-painted six pack) http://www.menshealth.com/mhguys/images/janfeb07big.jpg Chris Pine - 'Star Trek' (Captain Kirk) That's what happens when you have no TV, although I do now know who Robert Pattison is. I liked him better as Cedric, in Harry Potter. As for the non-painted six pack (too funny!!!), I still think the spray-can joke was hilarious! It makes me laugh every time I think of it.
  9. Woo hoo, Syren. Welcome to the Pub Etsy club! LOL
  10. Hey, Pew, I need your addy. Me cards are done.
  11. No one is talking much. How is everyone doing?
  12. I still have no books, but am due to get Red-Handed Jill's next, and then Patrick's. Possibly both at the same time?
  13. Those are awesome! How much shiny would it cost me?
  14. With a slight smile, I watched Jacky climb into a jolly boat and head my way. I turned to Africa. "Tell Ludo to ready the tea and cakes, we're going to have company." Africa glanced over my shoulder at the small boat, gave a muffled grunt, and walked away.
  15. CHAPTER EIGHT September 17 Bilge Rat Pub, San Cristobal Island When the Boca group arrived at the Bilge Rat Pub, flames already danced in the pit, sending up bright sparks. It would be the only open fire on the island, the wood having been brought over from the mainland, as there was no wood for cutting on San Cristobal. Most of the PFCers had already gathered, their faces glowing from sunburn and the heat from the fire. Standing on one of the picnic tables, a fiddler entertained everyone with a rousing reel, accompanied by their clapping hands. From the crowd, a young man jumped up, flute in hand, and joined in. Off to one side, a small group of young people danced jigs to the music. With the rest of the Boca group, Helena made herself comfortable and enjoyed the camp-out atmosphere. It reminded her of the times she’d spent at Girl Scout camp, sitting around the fire, singing songs, telling ghost stories, and toasting marshmallows. She’d enjoyed those outings, even when the facilities had been primitive. When had she become so addicted to modern conveniences? When had she lost the ability to relax, have fun, laugh and not feel guilty about it, as if she were wasting time? Maybe Alex was right. She was too uptight. Took things too seriously. When the song ended, followed by a burst of applause, Helena touched Alex on the arm, hating to intrude on his obvious enjoyment of the music. “We’d better start passing the word before Tibbits shows up.” The delight in his eyes changed to something hard. “Right.” He motioned to Bill, and the two of them rose from the sand and, counterclockwise, wandered around the circle, hunching down to speak to a number of the other men. Helena and Julia stood, then walked in the opposite direction, crouching now and then to talk to the PFC women. She tried to stress to them the importance of keeping away from the security man, and to pass the word among their own groups to do the same. Four singers stood and began a round of sea chanteys, which were well known by the PFCers, who sang boisterously along. When the singers took a break, Alex came forward into the firelight, saying he needed to make a few announcements. He was dressed in loose open shirt, baggy pants called “slops”, and his feet currently bare. A blue sash was tied around his waist, and cutlass hung at his left hip. With the firelight casting gold highlights on his handsome features, Helena thought him the most romantic looking pirate she’d ever seen. With exaggerated humor, he began, “All right, you rowdy bunch of scabrous dogs, here be the warnin’s. Break em, and ye’ll be keelhauled.” “And who’s to be doin’ that, Captain, as we’ve nuthin’ with a keel within ten leagues o’ here.” A dark-bearded man in his forties grinned at Alex. “I’ll be assignin’ that task to you, Rum Runner, and you can decide how best to rig it.” The crowd laughed, then Alex proceeded to list the dangers of jellyfish in the water, tumbling from the rocks inland, sinking into the marsh, or falling off the pier. Parents were to mind their powder monkeys at all times. There were to be no open fires, other than at the Bilge Rat. Candles must be enclosed in some sort of lantern, but preferably not used at all, due to the fire hazard. He also reminded everyone that La Perla was cut off from San Cristobal during high tide by about three feet of water. “Now, here’s Mad Matilda to tell ye about the treasure hunt.” He finished, bowed theatrically, and disappeared into the crowd. “Thank ye, Captain.” Mad Matilda stepped forward. “Now, I know you lot be lookin’ forward to the treasure hunt, so here be the rules. Each mornin’ I’ll be postin’ a clue here at the Bilge Rat. First one ta find the chest, be the winner.” She gave the crowd a stern look. “And don’t be diggin’ pits all over the island, ‘cause the chest be not buried, but in plain sight o’ yer bloodshot eyes. There’s no need fer ye ta be wadin’ over to La Perla, neither, as the treasure be hidden on San Cristobal.” A young man stood and raised his mug. “Would ye be acceptin’ bribes as to the location?” Matilda gave the man an exaggerated appraisal. “What have ye got in mind, mate?” “Sumthin’ in private.” She straightened, her arms crossed over her ample chest. “And yer a brave one to be makin’ suggestions, with me husband nary ten feet from ye, and ready ta separate yer head from yer shoulders.” Matilda’s husband stepped out of the crowd. He was built like a blacksmith, and made as if to pull his cutlass from his belt. To applause and laughter, the young man sat down. Matilda waved a hand. “They’ll be no bribes, so save yer breath. The treasure be worth yer time, but mind Captain Blue’s warnin’s while ye be lookin’ fer it.” With a cocked eye at the seated youth, Matilda’s husband escorted her back to her place. By that time, Helena and Julia had rejoined Christa, Don and Arthur. Alex walked into the circle once again. “We all be wantin’ ta have a fine time, and I know ye all be brave and tough, but mind, we’re a long ways from the mainland, so use yer noggins. Ye be warned.” With a smile, he walked around the fire pit and rejoined the Boca group. “Where’s Bill?” “He’s not back yet,” Helena said. “How many people did you have a chance to talk to?” “I tried to see most of the group leaders. They’ll pass the word to their crews.” “What was their reaction?” “Most didn’t act too surprised. Apparently, I’m not the only one Tibbits has riled. What about the women?” “They didn’t say much, but agreed to be careful.” At that moment, Bill rejoined them, sitting next to Alex. In a low voice, he said, “Tibbits is here.” Helena looked quickly around the gathering, but didn’t see him. “Where?” Alex asked. “Other side of the cabana. He’s standing in the dark, watching.” “You think he noticed us talking to people?” Helena couldn’t help but glance toward the back of the cabana. She couldn’t see anyone. Bill shrugged. “Don’t know. Don’t know how long he’s been there. I wouldn’t have seen him myself, if I hadn’t had to use the privy. Passed right by him on my way back. He asked me if I was having a nice evening. Nearly jumped out of my boots.” Christa, her eyes wide, said, “That man gives me the creeps.” “I think that’s what he’s trying to do. So far, it’s working pretty well,” Bill said. As the group settled in to enjoy the rest of the songs and music, Helena glanced toward the cabana again, trying to picture the security man lurking in the darkness. Even though she still didn’t see anyone, her skin crawled. She turned to Alex. “Let’s just hope everyone takes our warning seriously. I don’t trust that man.” Later that evening, Helena and Alex trailed a little behind the others as they walked back to the tents. Alex had his arm around her waist. It made her feel safe, which was admitting she felt afraid. Not just of Tibbits, although he was a big part of it, but of the island. It was too isolated, too dark. A soft breeze rattled the dry palm leaves, making it sound as if the trees were whispering secrets. The rolling surf, which should sound soothing, made her feel stranded. Apparently, relaxing was going to be harder than she thought. Alex hugged her closer. “You’re being awfully quiet. Tibbits got you spooked?” She slid her arm around his hips, hooking her thumb in his sash. “Yeah, a little.” “Can’t say I blame you. For once I wish I was in the future instead of the past. I could have Scotty beam him up.” Helena smiled. “I’d tell Scotty to accidentally push the wrong button and send his nasty little particles out into space.” “Forget Tibbits. We came here to have fun, not spend all our time worrying about some overzealous security guard.” “I know. Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll fall in the marsh. Does it have quicksand?” Alex chuckled. “I don’t think so, thank goodness. That’s one hazard I wouldn’t want to deal with.” When they reached the tents, Arthur said, “I brought a large bottle of Amaretto from home. The good stuff. How about a night cap?” “Sounds good to me,” Alex said. “I’ll get the glasses. I’m not drinking Amaretto from pewter.” Julia ducked into a spare tent they had set up to store supplies in case it should rain. “What’s Amaretto?” Christa asked. Arthur poured and handed her a glass. “Ambrosia, my dear, ambrosia.” When everyone had a small glass of the golden liquid, Bill made a toast. “To a successful event, here on ‘Treasure Island’.” Don raised his glass. “Just as long as we remember, the only treasure is the one Mad Matilda has stashed.” Arthur shook his head. “You never know, Don. You just never know.” Julia huffed. “Well, I, for one, am not going to spend my days tramping all over San Cristobal looking for treasure, Matilda’s or, what’s his name’s.” “Captain Renaldo,” Arthur reminded her. “Me either,” Christa chimed in. “I’m going to take some classes, work on a nice tan, and get the attention of that guy who tried to bribe Matilda. Is he with someone?” “Not that I’ve noticed,” Alex said. “Are pirates allowed to wear bikini’s?” Helena asked. Alex grinned. “Why, you bring one?” “Just asking.” She had a little—a very little—surprise for him. “I don’t see why not. Actually, as remote as we are, I wouldn’t be surprised if a few of the ladies went without suits, period.” Helena had a sudden, ugly picture of Tibbits standing hidden in the palms, watching the women swim. “I don’t think that’s a good idea, Alex. Not with our voyeuristic Mr. Tibbits around.” Alex’s face hardened. “Damn that man. Were it not for him, I really don’t think it would be a problem.” “I agree with Helena.” Julia set her empty glass on the folding table. “That would be like waving a red flag in front of a bull. Even if he didn’t actually accost anyone, he could use that as an excuse to stop the event.” “And there’s the kids to think of,” Arthur said. “They don’t need to see a bunch of naked ladies frolicking in the waves.” Alex scrubbed a hand through his hair. “Jeeze, I forgot about the kids. You’re right. No swimming in the buff, male or female.” He sighed. “I better post that first thing in the morning, before the idea occurs to someone.” Julia got up from her place at the table. “I’m to bed. See you lot in the morning.” “Me too.” Christa yawned. “This Amaretta stuff is really good, Arthur, but it makes me sleepy.” Bill set his glass next to Julia’s. “I think we all better turn in. It’s been a long day.” Alex looked at Helena. “You ready for bed, H. H.?” She laughed. “Lead on, Captain.” Within the confines of the small dome tent, Helena and Alex undressed, awkwardly bumping into each other, trying not to laugh. They slipped into the joined sleeping bags, thankful for the inflatable mattress under them. It was obvious to Helena that Alex was neither tired nor sleepy. He pulled her to him hungrily, surprising her with his sudden need. His lovemaking was a possession—a rough, primitive claiming of what was his. He took and she willingly gave, while in the back of her mind she recognized this was his way of telling her she belonged to him, and he would protect her. Afterward they both lay exhausted. Over their quick breathing, Helena heard the pounding waves as they broke over the sand and rushed up the beach. As if the ocean were a huge, dark animal clutching at the island with watery claws, waiting to drag her in. Her heart pounded and she had an overwhelming urge to get up and run. But to where? Down the beach, where, like Robinson Crusoe, she would end up back where she started, and meet her own footprints in the sand? Alex’s fingers touched her arm and she flinched. “Hey,” he whispered, “you okay?” “Yeah, I think so.” He raised up on one elbow. “It’s not Tibbits, is it? Are you frightened of him?” “I hate to admit it, but, yes. It’s not just Tibbits, though.” “Then what?” “I don’t know. Just a feeling that something isn’t right.” “I won’t let anyone hurt you.” His voice had a hard edge to it, so unlike his usual half-joking tone. “I promise.” “I know. I’m probably overreacting.” She curled against him, and he wrapped his arms around her. “I meant to tell you, tonight, when you were standing by the fire, I thought you looked magnificent. Handsomest pirate on San Cristobal.” “Why, thank ye, lass. You cut a fine figure yourself in that saucy little bodice you squeezed your ... yourself into.” “Glad to hear you noticed.” “Oh, trust me, I noticed.” “Ooo, Captain, I think you forgot to remove your cutlass before coming to bed.” He snuggled into her neck then gave her ear a nip. “No, darlin’, I never go anywhere without me weapon.” Much later, as the waves crashed and receded against the white sands of San Cristobal, Helena lay half asleep, the taste of Amaretto sweet on her lips, and Alex’s strong arms holding her safe.
  16. This comes under the title, "What are the chances of...?" kinda thing. I'm usually pretty lucky at finding bookmarks left in library books, or books I pick up used. Actually, I collect bookmarks, and have some that are pretty old — like two from the Pickwick Bookstore, which is now B. Dalton Books. Anyway, about a month ago I checked out four books from the library — one historical fiction, one history, and two murder mysteries. For one reason or another, I didn't have time to read the murder mysteries, so when it came time to turn them in, I just renewed them, and added a new book. Well, the other night I started on one of the mysteries, and a bookmark dropped out of the pages, and I just had to smile! It was an advert bookmark for "Heart of a Pirate, A Novel of Anne Bonney by Pamela Johnson! On it, it reads, "Passion, persecutions, valour, and legend in the Golden Age of Piracy." So, what are the chances that.. A) I would pick that particular book? B ) That instead of turning it in, I renewed it? C) That there would even be a bookmark left in it? D) That the bookmark would be about a woman pirate? E) And that a woman who plays at pirates would find it? It just made me smile.
  17. I'm not eating any right now, but don't these look like they would be fun to make? Ye gotta love the little cannon! LOL Pyrate Cup Cake Kit
  18. Ooh! Very nice! I'll see your sugar tikis and raise you: Mexican Sugar Skulls Great site. Hmmm, I wonder if I could use the small molds to make Sculpy Clay medallions? Hmmmmm, hmmmmmm one mold for sugar skulls, one mold for jewelry? Actually, I was thinking of heading to the local Mexican market this week, to see if they had any Day of the Dead stuff left.
  19. Thought I would re-post this link. Kate posted it in the first round thread, and I've used it ever since. Ta, Kate! Cutting diagram for PTCs
  20. I would think any place that sells cake decorating supplies might have it, or could maybe order it for you. It would be kewl to do one layer cake that looked like a big cog or gear, with rivets.
  21. Check this out. Red-Handed Jill posted it on Facebook, but, here ye go... Steampunk Cake
  22. As I've said many times...Patrick is my hero. If I have a question about pretty much anything, I'll ask him. I've been lucky enough to hang out with him on several occasions, and...dang... he's just a great guy.
  23. In all honesty, I disagree. In all honesty, I am very glad to have an actual example with which to work. In all honesty, if that thread is an "extreme example" then I am not concerned with anybody having taken offense. Far from a pack of wolves on a wounded deer, I first see four positive and constructive posts before one person voices a harsh critique. This does side track the query, but then Blackjohn tries to steer it back on course. There are a few humorously snarky comments following that, but if this is the sort of thing that scares people away then perhaps pyracy is not their calling. Okay, I know when I'm flogging a dead horse. I'm off to wash my hair.
  24. Actually, I think Lady B had a good one. She used Historical Fiction Pyrates (HFPs). Based on the proto-type of Historical Fiction novels, which use history as a base to elaborate on, as opposed to a history textbook. That term would probably not apply to those who go total fantasy, but would mainly apply to those of us who lean toward accuracy, but are willing to compromise on some things.
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