Ahoy and Welcome to ye, Gabriel
Ye have sailed into a fine establishment. Sounds as if ye have a pretty busy and active life there in the 'Sea of Corn' (great image by the way).
We are a bunch of cutthroats and scoundrels, pirates and wenches, so watch yer step, mate. There be much to see and do here in the Pub, so go explorin'.
Pay attention, though, bucko, that some of the rooms are labeled for Adults Only. However, don't let that disappoint ye, as there be a vast array of places suitable fer lads and lasses.
I might suggest one of me favorite haunts, The Tsunami Kate, as a place fer ye to wander into. And, if'n ye get in over yer head, come on over to The Confessional Closet, which I administer.
Well, I'll have a Diet Pepsi to get me caffeine buzz hummin' this mornin'.
Gramercy.
Once again, welcome to ye, Gabriel.
Captain Ciaran of North Carolina