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CaptainCiaran

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  1. (I've not read this entire thread, so forgive me if this one has already been posted)

    Did you hear that Pfizer is teaming up with Pepsi to distribute a liquid form of Viagra?

    It'll be called 'Mount & Do'

  2. For all of the holy scriptures, holy books, holy teachings, holy nights, I simply live my life by the Wiccan Crede, which has great similarity to the Golden Rule:

    Do what ye will and harm no thing

    (Do unto others as ye would have them do unto ye)

  3. Which variety would you like?

    (points to the second bottle) Good ole Number 7 Tennessee Whiskey, mate. Just leave the bottle here. (places Crowns on the counter)

    Evenin' to ye, William. Care fer some whiskey?

  4. "Afternoon, me hearties," Ciaran calls as he enters the Tsunami Kate.

    (tips hat to Capt. Siren) Ye are lookin' lovely as ever, me dear.

    Mister Gage, I could smell the delicious smells from yer kitchen halfway down the corridor. Might I have a plate o' the fried pickles? And, since we are in a Southern mood, how about some Jack Daniels?

    (turns to stranger) Hello. I be Captain Ciaran. Welcome to the Pub, mate.

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