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Prehaps I better give ye a hand there lass. Why is it that you are so totally lost? Have you been involved in yet another thwarted love? :angry:

Well, Patrick, if ye be neeedin a hand with the readin or anything else, ye be sure to let me know. Prehaps I can find a volunteer to read Pyracy to ye :angry:

Rogue.... I had something like that happen with a Doors song..... 

But look on the bright side....... yachts.... sailing... pyracy pub....... you could have gone a totaly diffirent aproach........ 

Someone mentioned Doors Song? Hmmmmm, me thinks it's time for some lyrics ... (yes - bnow I'm happy!_

Grandma love a sailor

who sailed the frozen sea.

Grandpa was a whaler

And he took me on his knee.

He said, "Son, I'm going crazy

From livin' on the land.

Got to find my shipmates

And walk on foreign sands."

This old man was graceful

With silver in his smile.

He smoked a briar pipe and

He walked four country miles.

Singing songs of shady sisters

And old time liberty.

Songs of love and songs of death

And songs to set men free.

Yea!

I've got three ships and sixteen men,

A course for ports unread.

I'll stand at mast, let north winds blow

Till half of us are dead.

Land ho!

Well, if I get my hands on a dollar bill,

Gonna buy a bottle and drink my fill.

If I get my hands on a number five,

Gonna skin that litlle girl alive.

If I get my hand on a number two,

Come back home and marry you, marry you, marry you.

Alright!

Land ho!

Worh the wait, Paisley! Gramercy for sharing~

I plan to attend the FOF meeting on the 15th of January -No Diego won't be there - but are any other mates going there as well? We should be gettin more info at that time. This is the outreach request if anyone is interested:

http://pub1.bravenet.com/forum/4943633/show/355403

Bread Machine News Flash !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just discovered that by adding an extra tablespoon of sugar to the mess ..... the loaf bakes lighter and fluffier........... Now ter find out wot happens iffin I add some rum........

Me thinks the rum would make it quite divine - be sure to let us know how it turns out! hey - maybe a rum cake or rum balls are in order?

I found this song and am particularly fond of it:

Do Virgins Taste Better

words by Randy Farran, music traditional

A dragon has come to our village today.

We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away.

Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal.

No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.

Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch.

Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch.

Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect.

But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?

Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried.

But no one can get through your thick scaly hide.

We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by.

'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly.

Now you have such good taste in your women for sure,

They always are pretty, they always are pure.

But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch,

For your favorite entree is barbecued wench.

Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat,

If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat.

No more will our number ever grow small,

We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!

KEY C

verse/chorus:

C F C G C

Background: Fantastic parody of the Irish Washerwoman. The song quickly became a hit among filkers and Rennies. Now, we've taken it one step further, out into the world of MP3.com, where it has been in the Comedy Top 20 consistently since January 2001!

:)

I likes to looks back on a day like that and think to meself - "Everything happens for a reason" then it's time to move on. Today will be better - promise! :)

So I 'ave taken these goodly and well shared words and I 'ave sat back down here on the rocks (my feets in the sand) a smile I am with. Me thinks it's time to go fer a swim in the lagoon.

A swim in the Lagoon may be just the sort of thing that will provide ye wit a cleansing of yer thoughts. Be at peace, Diego and enjoy the water. Now if'n yer in the mind to be partyin when done -prehaps the hot tub be yer next destination~

Nay not! I have a natural chest and have never felt it kept me from being included. Join in! Have a Grand and Glorious day~

I was a bit slow catching up on the joke ye posted ere! Me brows were a bit furled causin i was wonderin if i be a bit confused. Now yer sayin that is not normal conversation - just a pun? i been usin that line fer a while wit one pyrate in particular -thought it was part of me trainin- "this wench here"

I have come back and read here all that's been said

and the thing that really gets to me...

Is how we as men forget what we'd be

without women tis true we'd all be better off dead!

But then again as ifin this be a sure fire cure

and in her yer lookin for things all part of a list

then you'll ne'r see the one fer she'll be a blur

then realizing she's leaving you nothing but pissed

She's smart, she is funny, laughs right out loud

and then stare at your face while you are talking

asking for nothing in return for her love

She knows of her dreams and where she is going

and stands alone with her hair blowing in a breeze

She is proud, giving and with unlimited in knowledge

and she too needs nothing we seem weak by compare

ask her she'll tell you that you might be the one

you'd never know it, from a list, hearts aren't won.

Those be words of truth Lad - know ye of a heartfelt love that was truly meant to be?