love it jill!
and i think i have all those laws in my official rules book!
three priest, murphy, o'malley and o'brien dies and were greeted at the pearly gates by st. peter. he looks in the reservations book and informs them that there's been a terrible mistake. they were early and there was no place to put them. he goes and powwows with the big guuy and tells them that since it was a mistake on their end, that they were returning to earth for a week and could be anything they wanted to be for that period of time.
murphy thinks about it and says that she would like to be an eagle soaring over the rockies and 'poof' hewas gone.
o'malley thought about it while and decided the others were just chicken and after all the years of chastity and vcelibacy and what-not he'd like to be a manly man! i want to be a stud! and 'poof' he was gone.
a week later, god called saint peter and told him that he was ready for the priests and where could he pick them up.
well, answered peter - murphy you can pick up over the rockies, o'malley is on the serengeti and you can find o'brien on a snow tire in buffalo!