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  1. William Brand
    William, blinded and stabbed with prawn scewers, draw his pistol and fires into the wine rack. The spark accidently discharges a waiting tray of Brochette Dijon Flambe, which goes up like a torch. "Show no quarter!"
  2. William Brand
    A chunk of turnip seasoned with a hint of parsely takes William unawares and he spills over a fallen Mister Lasseter, landing unceremoniously into a platter of speared prawns.
  3. William Brand
    "Rooms are extra! They run anywhere from..." William gets baptised in lentil soup.
  4. William Brand
    "I was distracted!" William goes for a turkey leg.
  5. William Brand
    "A little help here." William takes a rogue pie in the face.
  6. William Brand
    sees what William is reaching for and grins... Tisk tisk... ye need one o' these.... ::Holds up his hand, palm towards William and pionts to it...:: It works like this... ::Slaps William across the face....:: William gets slapped and stabbed by a tossed dagger simultaneously. Ow.
  7. William Brand
    Daft?! William goes for his sword, which he has forgotten in his other baldric.
  8. William Brand
    That's it! William removes Mister Lasseter's glove and slaps himself. Bastard!
  9. William Brand
    Are you being sarcastic, sir?
  10. William Brand
    For the lads.
  11. William Brand
    What are you implying?
  12. William Brand
    I have a red beard. I even considered the name "Redbeard" for the pub but it seemed a bit cliche'. Oh...and Bonnie. I have two words for your new picture and they are "damn" and "fine".
  13. William Brand
    The Tsunami has always had at least three rooms that I let out. Every room has a tub. Including the tub room. You can never have too many tubs.
  14. William Brand
    Drumroll..........
  15. William Brand
    I haven't been in bed at a decent hour for days. I'm starting to feel a little worn around the edges.
  16. William Brand
    You seem to have been sick frequently, mate. You need a vacation to the tropics.
  17. William Brand
    White Cheddar Cheez-its
  18. William Brand
    Questions about fire at the festival. Can we have... ...firepits? ...torches? ...lanterns? ...braziers? ...candles?
  19. William Brand
    I've touched to many oceans not to be one.
  20. William Brand
    This might be more period.
  21. William Brand
    Pirates of Treasure Cove. Works for me.
  22. William Brand
    Would a hot bath help?
  23. William Brand
    Let's make the tea a ginger tea. What appears to be the matter, Miss Smith?
  24. William Brand
    Peppermint or gingersnaps are good for fighting off nausea.
  25. William Brand
    I just bought the sea chest plans from Marlinespike. We're building a sea chest as a toy box for the little pirate in our lives. http://www.marlinespike.com/sea_chests.html
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