Ultimate Wench
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Ptchhh, who needs a sword when you have a perfectly good pair of knees at crotch height! A knee in the bollocks and a rolling pin in the face usually does the trick with your average rowdy pirate. You dinnae get points for fighting clean ya know.
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Ach! I'm from Scotland. We get a special kind of scottish pirate over here = Extreme beardage and drunkeness.