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The Doctor

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  1. Happy Birthday to him, even if he has apple drool on his chin. Huzzah! I'm not even broaching that "old" thing, because I still feel like a teenager! Even if the teenager's parents object....
  2. And I love the whole *KaBlam!!* "Look! An undead monkey!"
  3. Make that a bewitching, amply endowed little redhead, and we're in business, mate!
  4. Just about right. A tot or two more, and I'll be perfect.
  5. $20!!?? Why the last Congressman I bought was... um, never mind. What was the question again?
  6. Without spoiling, here's a vital clue set. Norrington doesn't let Sparrow go. Quite the contrary. Many a Naval officer has found naught but ruin as a result of becoming obsessed with a particular quarry. That's the case here. He ends up playing a very vital and pivotal role. I'll go no further. :)
  7. I didn't think any the lines were "rehashed" at all. Comics use a device all the time called a "callback". A joke that plays off an earlier one, making the audience feel like they're on the inside. Used effectively, as it was here, it can be very funny. Maybe not belly-laugh funny, but enough to tickle the old funny bone. Also used with great effectiveness was Hans Zimmer's reworking of Klaus Baldelt's original score themes. He used just enough to evoke a feeling from the previous movie, then built upon it to enhance the onscreen action quite nicely. The music for the Kraken attacks was particularly effective in hightening the "all Hell breaking loose" feel of the scenes. I know a lot of people don't like Baldelt's nor Zimmer's work, but I've always enjoyed listening to and playing huge orchestral works. As Jack would say, "Yeah! I'm good with it." I loved the movie, and I can't wait to see it again. I haven't felt that way about a movie in a very, very long time.
  8. We loved it! Funny, exciting, impressive, full of surprises, and yes, a funny bit at the end of the credits to boot! Summer escapist fun at it's piratical best. :) And critics are like weather forecasters - they're right about 40% of the time, and even then, it's usually by mistake.
  9. The release date is set for August 21st in the UK, August 22nd in the US. :)
  10. Ah, good point, Jib. Their liability insurance is probably through the roof as it stands. By the way; I found out that My Lady's Cutlass will be performing the second weekend of MRF!
  11. The Highwayman By Alfred Noyes Part One I The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees, The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas, The road was a ribbon of moonlight, over the purple moor, And the highwayman came riding- Riding-riding- The highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door. II He'd a French cocked-hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin, A coat of the claret velvet, and breeches of brown doe-skin; They fitted with never a wrinkle: his boots were up to the thigh! And he rode with a jewelled twinkle, His pistol butts a-twinkle, His rapier hilt a-twinkle, under the jewelled sky. III Over the cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark inn-yard, And he tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred; He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there But the landlord's black-eyed daughter, Bess, the landlord's daughter, Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair. IV And dark in the old inn-yard a stable-wicket creaked Where Tim the ostler listened; his face was white and peaked; His eyes were hollows of madness, his hair like mouldy hay, But he loved the landlord's daughter, The landlord's red-lipped daughter, Dumb as a dog he listened, and he heard the robber say- V "One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I'm after a prize to-night, But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light; Yet, if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day, Then look for me by moonlight, Watch for me by moonlight, I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way." VI He rose upright in the stirrups; he scarce could reach her hand, But she loosened her hair i' the casement! His face burnt like a brand As the black cascade of perfume came tumbling over his breast; And he kissed its waves in the moonlight, (Oh, sweet black waves in the moonlight!) Then he tugged at his rein in the moonlight, and galloped away to the West. Part Two I He did not come in the dawning; he did not come at noon; And out o' the tawny sunset, before the rise o' the moon, When the road was a gipsy's ribbon, looping the purple moor, A red-coat troop came marching- Marching-marching- King George's men came marching, up to the old inn-door. II They said no word to the landlord, they drank his ale instead, But they gagged his daughter and bound her to the foot of her narrow bed; Two of them knelt at her casement, with muskets at their side! There was death at every window; And hell at one dark window; For Bess could see, through the casement, the road that he would ride. III They had tied her up to attention, with many a sniggering jest; They bound a musket beside her, with the barrel beneath her breast! "Now keep good watch!" and they kissed her. She heard the dead man say- Look for me by moonlight; Watch for me by moonlight; I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way! IV She twisted her hands behind her; but all the knots held good! She writhed her hands till here fingers were wet with sweat or blood! They stretched and strained in the darkness, and the hours crawled by like years, Till, now, on the stroke of midnight, Cold, on the stroke of midnight, The tip of one finger touched it! The trigger at least was hers! V The tip of one finger touched it; she strove no more for the rest! Up, she stood up to attention, with the barrel beneath her breast, She would not risk their hearing; she would not strive again; For the road lay bare in the moonlight; Blank and bare in the moonlight; And the blood of her veins in the moonlight throbbed to her love's refrain. VI Tlot-tlot; tlot-tlot! Had they heard it? The horse-hoofs ringing clear; Tlot-tlot, tlot-tlot, in the distance? Were they deaf that they did not hear? Down the ribbon of moonlight, over the brow of the hill, The highwayman came riding, Riding, riding! The red-coats looked to their priming! She stood up strait and still! VII Tlot-tlot, in the frosty silence! Tlot-tlot, in the echoing night ! Nearer he came and nearer! Her face was like a light! Her eyes grew wide for a moment; she drew one last deep breath, Then her finger moved in the moonlight, Her musket shattered the moonlight, Shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned him-with her death. VIII He turned; he spurred to the West; he did not know who stood Bowed, with her head o'er the musket, drenched with her own red blood! Not till the dawn he heard it, his face grew grey to hear How Bess, the landlord's daughter, The landlord's black-eyed daughter, Had watched for her love in the moonlight, and died in the darkness there. IX Back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky, With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high! Blood-red were his spurs i' the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat, When they shot him down on the highway, Down like a dog on the highway, And he lay in his blood on the highway, with a bunch of lace at his throat. * * * * * * X And still of a winter's night, they say, when the wind is in the trees, When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas, When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor, A highwayman comes riding- Riding-riding- A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door. XI Over the cobbles he clatters and clangs in the dark inn-yard, And he taps with his whip on the shutters, but all is locked and barred; He whistles a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there But the landlord's black-eyed daughter, Bess, the landlord's daughter, Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair. Notes: This is the original version of The Highwayman, copyrighted 1906, 1913.
  12. Wretched. My entire spine feels like it's on fire. I'm going to swallow 3 or 4 Vicodin and call it a night.
  13. TWICE?! No fair.... *croaks from an apoplectic heart attack*
  14. Lovely how my last post got sliced out. Troll heaven, this be. And none bearing a different view may tread close. Shame, shame.
  15. We'll invade said site, post relevant things, and dare the sorry b*stard to kick us off again. Since history tends to repeat itself, I'd be shocked if said site didn't vanish once more!
  16. Popcorn?! Ye think ye can buy me off with mere popcorn?! You know m too well, love. *snuggle* :)
  17. Sadly, I'll be the only one in pyrate garb up here in Minnesota. I'll be going with my Arabian horse friends, and they'll be all mundane in their fashion. I'll be pyratically decked out, as they are far too wussified to walk the walk, as it were.
  18. Anna Maria served her part, as a sly nod to Anne Bonney and Mary Read. As lovely a woman as she is, she used the part fully. Time to move on.
  19. Port Royal, late at night? There be a fellow, part of his King's Navy, name of Broadmore. Tell 'im Mad Jack sent ye, then clock 'im across the jaw when he feigns astonishment. His orders will be in an envelope just behind him. Light the green lantern to show all is well. Then you can ware in to the harbour without a tussle.
  20. Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads "Same as it ever was... and look where my hand was!"
  21. 1. Information Technology Solutions Architect. 2. Freelance graphic designer. 3. Maintainer of a cat toy euphemistically referred to as my house. 4. 2nd Assistant Lackey and Chamber Pot Emptier here at the Pub. 5. Professional Loose Cannon And Phil; there's a difference between carpet munching and lawn mowing, my friend. Although you'd think lawn mowing would pay less.
  22. Not terribly interested in participating, but I'll happily make a pond or two off consessions!
  23. Yeah, that's life in the Land of 10,000 Laws.
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