The Doctor

Let's see... Fancy, via telephone. What a waste of time that was. Charity, via IM chat. Hetha and Kendra, via email. Rumba Rue and Rummy, via phone. :) That's all for now.

"Dream On" - Aerosmith

"Radar Love" - Golden Earring

adoption

"I find your lack of faith... disturbing."

"Fly Like an Eagle" - Steve Miller Band

Ouch! OK, OK, you win!

"Owner of a Lonely Heart" - Yes Oh, for God's sake! Someone else turn on the radio and post to this damned thread!!

** Sorry, can't come up with anything below the NC-17 rating **

C'mere, love. I'm not askin' ye to whistle...

"This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship..."

Great minds think alike, love.

That reminds me - I tried shopping at the local Freudian Foods grocery store, but all they had were pomegranates and bananas...

Great idea, not such a great song...

A little less talk, a little more action...

Nothing like a good burger joint with a suggestive name. I suppose they couldn't have gotten away with the "In and Out Weiner Company". :)

"What If I Came Knocking" - John Mellencougarcamp

In need of a new hobby...

"A Moveable Feast"

un-birthday!

A good party!

<Actually, I was thinking of the Martians in "Mars Attacks!"> felonious feline

Ted was playing cards over at his friend Steve's house. While a hand was being dealt, one of Ted's cards fell off the table, and he leaned over to pick it up off the floor. While he was picking up the card, he happened to glance under the table, and noticed that Steve's wife, Tammy, who was wearing a short skirt, had her legs spread wide and she was not wearing any underwear. Ted quickly sat back up, flushed with embarassment, and asked to be excused from the table to get some water. He went to the kitchen, and while he was filling a glass, he realized that Tammy had followed him. "Did you like what you saw?" asked Tammy. "Yes - yes, I did!" stammered Ted. Tammy moved seductively close to Ted and said "You can have more than a look, if you want it. Just show up tomorrow afternoon while Steve's at work with $500, and you can have me." Ted agreed. He showed up the next afternoon with the money, and he and Tammy had wild, passionate sex, and then he departed. That afternoon, Steve came home from work a little early. "Tammy, did Ted come over this afternoon?" Certain that she was caught, Tammy admitted, "Yes, Ted was here. Why?" Steve replied, "I don't know. It was wierd; he came by the office this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this afternoon, and he said he'd drop by the house and leave it with you!"

I have to admit that my first reaction when I see these size 4 and smaller models on TV is to buy them a decent meal! I like curves that aren't boney protrusions. I never want to embrace a woman and have to worry about cutting myself on her shoulderblades or hips. I applaud anyone who's learned to set their own standard of what's attractive and set aside the fashion world's ridiculous notions, especially when only 1 in every 1000 women has the "magazine model" body type. And how many of those photographs have been retouched with PhotoShop, I wonder?

"Won't Get Fooled Again" - The Who