Ted was playing cards over at his friend Steve's house. While a hand was being dealt, one of Ted's cards fell off the table, and he leaned over to pick it up off the floor. While he was picking up the card, he happened to glance under the table, and noticed that Steve's wife, Tammy, who was wearing a short skirt, had her legs spread wide and she was not wearing any underwear.
Ted quickly sat back up, flushed with embarassment, and asked to be excused from the table to get some water. He went to the kitchen, and while he was filling a glass, he realized that Tammy had followed him.
"Did you like what you saw?" asked Tammy.
"Yes - yes, I did!" stammered Ted.
Tammy moved seductively close to Ted and said "You can have more than a look, if you want it. Just show up tomorrow afternoon while Steve's at work with $500, and you can have me."
Ted agreed. He showed up the next afternoon with the money, and he and Tammy had wild, passionate sex, and then he departed.
That afternoon, Steve came home from work a little early.
"Tammy, did Ted come over this afternoon?"
Certain that she was caught, Tammy admitted, "Yes, Ted was here. Why?"
Steve replied, "I don't know. It was wierd; he came by the office this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this afternoon, and he said he'd drop by the house and leave it with you!"