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piratelassie

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  1. probably about shoulder length would work. Me sister did fake dreads by putting elmer's glue into sections of her hair and then rolling it around. Looked pretty good. Washed out in the shower too, if ye're not looking for permanence. As fer me, I've got very curly and frizzy hair, wot dreads in the shower, or ifn I wears it down. Fun ta brush it is.

  2. Kidnapped is absolutely amazing!!!! Definitely read it. Has to do more with Scotland than pirates. In fact, I've heard Stevenson himself liked Kidnapped better than Treasure Island. There's also The Master of Ballantrae, by the same author, which is very good, and involves pirates. I think I want to read that one again...

  3. Sounds like a fair price, but me's got to wait a while.

    I've gone and spend all me loot on pirate stuff and now me's got to b e careful..but how's a pirate to be carefull?

    Spending's too much fun :P

    tell me abou' it. Ye can spend yer life workin' an' ye will always want more. :P I'm fer the get rich quick off prizes plan meself :P

    a pirate's life fer me!

  4. I were lookin' at the liddle insert wot came in the POTC soundtrack, an' I noticed something. All the musicians in the orchestra had pirate names followin' their reg'lar names. I thinks me fav'rites were Ahoy Matey O' Grady, Landlubber Jackson, Keelhaul Brooks, an' Tortuga Wench Gallagher. :ph34r: Just thought ye'd get a kick outta that

  5. lessee... kinda hard now ta say. bein' as I've read so many. I gots ta say that Under the Black Flag an' A general history are excellent. The Pirate Hunter an' A Pirate o' Exquisite mind are on me list. Fer fiction I likes Pirates! by Celia Rees, an pyrates by George Macdonald Fraser is an absolute riot. :ph34r: I just picked up this book abou' pirates o' the New England Coast, an' me home state is mentioned right in the beginnin' fer bein' a pirate haven, 'specially the town cross the bay fra me, so that makes it excitin'. Good local histry wot has a wee bit o' irony in it, that book.

  6. So a pirate walks into a bar, an' sits down. The first thing the bartender notices is that this pirate has a ship's wheel attached to the crotch of his pants. The pirate orders a drink, and when the bartender brings it to him, he says, "I couldn't help but notice your, em, steering wheel." The pirate downs his drink in one sip an' says in an anguished voice. "Aaarrrrrrrgghh mate. Tis drivin me nuts!"

    Sorry about that un. Twas hilariously funny at three o'clock in the morning on watch off the coast o' the carolinas. But then, so was this un:

    There was this bakery, and it was just about to close. THere were two muffins left sitting in the glass case. One muffin says to the other, "Hello, how are you?" The other muffin says. "Oh my God it's a talking muffin!" :ph34r:

  7. thanks ta all o' ye. I weren't expectin' that. How'd ye know? :huh: Aye, twas a grand day. Got me drivin' license, watched the Newport tall ships parade o' sail, took a nap...lovely. And I thanks ye all again fer wishin' be well. Haharr. tis legal I be now!!!! :huh:

  8. they're not traditional exactly. John Masefield were the British poet laureate in the 60's I believe. But they're written like they could be traditional. Inna style o' ballads an' such. But eloquent love songs ta the sea an' ships an' that vanishin' way o' life. I'm writin' a tune fer sea fever meself.

  9. coolness! tall ships newport is over today, an' in addition ta havin' too much work, the traffic was bloody atrocious, so I couldn't go. But New London don't be too far off fra me. Methinks I can make an appearance, ifn I kin convince la madre ta loan me the car...

  10. i gots some frumunda cheese fer ye... frumunda me B***S!

    ?????????? I dont gets ya. Maybe I would if'n ye put in the whole word. No need ta be polite wi' yer language, yer in the company o' pirates. :huh:

  11. mayn't be historically accurate in the lingo sense o' the word, but 'ow long 'ave human bein's been expressin' their discontent? Since ferever, I'll wager. Arrrrrgggghhh sounds a bit like growlin' an therefore, tis historically accurate as the way humans retained primeval expressions o' discontent. (I knows that sounds a wee bit convoluted, but there ye have me reasonin' :huh: ) an' as fer historical accuracy in general, tis this pirate's humble opinion tha' wot attracts the lot ' folk ta history be the romance, wot isn't necessarily accurate. I knows twas the romance o' piracy tha' made me interested in its history, which I wrote me term paper on.

  12. So twas the fourth, an' me family 'ad a liddle gatherin' o' friends at our house ta watch the fireworks. We had cheese an' crackers on the porch, an' somebody wanted ta know what kind o' cheese we had. So I says, "we gots monterrey jack, gouda, and jarlsberg, which jest happens ta be a pirate's favorite kind o' cheese. yarrrrlsberg." ridiculous bad pun I know. somebody ferbid me fra tellin' jokes fer the rest o' the night, but I figgered I'd share it seein' as it is mildly piratical

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