Yes, but how about THIS version...
Oh, the year was 1978,
HOW I WISH I'D NEVER TRIED IT NOW!
When a score of men were turned quite green,
By the scummiest ale you've ever seen.
CHORUS:
God damn them all!
I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold,
We'd feel no pain; shed no tears;
But it's a foolish man who shows no fear,
At a glass of Garnet's home made beer.
Oh, Garnet Rogers cried the town,
HOW I WISH I'D NEVER TRIED IT NOW!
For twenty brave men, all masochists,
Who would taste for him his home made brew.
CHORUS
This motley crew were a sickening sight,
HOW I WISH I'D NEVER TRIED IT NOW!
There was "Caveman Dave" with his eyes in bags,
He'd a hard-boiled liver and the staggers and jags.
CHORUS
We hadn't been there but an hour or two,
HOW I WISH I'D NEVER TRIED IT NOW!
When a voice said, "Gimme some home-made brew!"
And "Steeleye Stan" hove into view.
CHORUS
Now Steeleye Stan was a fighting man.
HOW I WISH I'D NEVER TRIED IT NOW!
He was eight foot tall and four foot wide,
Said, "Pass that jug or I'll tan yer hide!"
God damn them all!
I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold,
We'd feel no pain; shed no tears;
But it's a foolish man who shows no fear,
At a glass of Garnet's home made beer.
Stan took one sip and pitched on his side.
HOW I WISH I'D NEVER TRIED IT NOW!
Garnet was smashed with a gut-full of dregs,
And his breath set fire to both me legs.
CHORUS
So here I lie with me twenty-third beer.
HOW I WISH I'D NEVER TRIED IT NOW!
It's been ten years since I felt this way,
On the night before me wedding day.
God damn them all!
I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold,
We'd feel no pain; shed no tears;
But it's a foolish man who shows no fear,
At a glass of Garnet's home made beer.
by the great.... Ian Robb
Funny thing, I've got a friend named Dave, who's called Caveman too.