COUSIN ROBBIE

OH AND THE PALMOLIVE IS MINE I NEED TO KEEP MY HANDS SOFT

OREO WE'LL SAVE YOU OREO SAVE THE BIRD BIRDS HAVE RIGHTS TOO OREOS A GOOD BIRDIE

OHHHHHHH OHHHH OH THE SHOES ARE DUTCHIES, THE SILVER HAIR CLIP IS GRACIES, THE SHAMPOO IS GRACIES TOO, THE CONDITIONER IS GRACIES TOO, THE CLEAR CLIP IS GRACIES TOO...... HMMMMMM SHE SHOULD TALK TO DUTCHIE ABOUT LEAVING HER STUFF BEHIND.

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COUSIN JOHHHNNNNNYYYYYY OH COUSIN JOHHHNNNNNYYY I FOUND SOMETHING THAT I CAN DO FOR LIVING HISTORY IM SO EXCITED I CANT WAIT TO SHOW YOU WHY ITS SO SECRET THAT IM NOT EVEN TELLING MYSELF BUT IT IS GOOD AND HELPFUL AND INFORMATIVE AND WELL IM JUST SO EXCITED THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN AND IVE THOUGHT IT THROUGH JUST LIKE YOU SAID AND I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH IT AND I DID WHAT YOU SAID AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF IF IT WOULD HURT ANYONE AND IT WONT AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF IF IT WOULD UPSET ANYONE AND IT WONT SO ILL DO IT!!!!!!

OH JACK YOU ARE STRANGE WHY EVEN I KNOW YOU DONT GO AROUND TASTING MEDICINES. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TASTE THAT AND WHAT...... ummm dutch just thwacked me and told me it was none of my business how you know what it tastes like.

SQUEAKY CHEEKS!!! YOU DONT WANT SQUEAKY CHEEKS SO BRING SOMETHING FOR IT DUTCH AND STERLING ARE NICE GUYS BUT THEY WONT SHARE SO BRING YOUR OWN STUFF BECAUSE ITS A LOT OF WALKING AND CHAFING IS BAD

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umm cousin johnny what do you mean dutch doesn't have my best interests at heart????? WHY EVERY TIME WE GO TO THE BANK HE CHECKS TO SEE HOW MUCH INTEREST I HAVE AND IF I GET TOO MUCH INTEREST AT THE BANK HE TELLS ME TO GO ASK THE PRETTY TELLER IF SHE HAS ANY CANDY SO I DONT GET DISTRACTED WITH ALL THE INTERESTS AND HE TAKES CARE OF IT FOR ME HE SAYS ITS BEST THAT WAY SO YOU SEE HE DOES HAVE MY BEST INTERESTS. AND YOURE RIGHT HE SAYS THAT YOU HAVE INTERESTS IN ME BUT HE SAID THAT YOU ARE KEEPING ME IN SHAPE WITH ALL THE WALKING THAT I DO TO MEET UP WITH YOU BUT THEN YOU WANDER AWAY I GUESS YOU FORGET I'M COMING DUTCH SAID YOURE SENILE BUT I DONT THINK SO BLIND BUT NOT SENILE I GUESS I NEED TO WATCH OUT FOR YOU SINCE YOU ONLY SEE HALF THE TIME AND I GUESS YOU ARE A BIT FORGETFUL MAYBE I SHOULD COME AND STAY WITH YOU THIS WINTER I THINK ILL START HEADED YOUR WAY IM GOOD AT CHOPPING FIRE WOOD AND DUTCH EVEN TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE MUSIC ON MY ARM PIT HE SAYS THATS A GOOD SKILL BECAUSE I CANT SING I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HELP COOKIE ANY MORE IN THE KITCHEN HE WONT LET ME MAKE HAMBURGER PATTIES UNDER MY ARM PIT ANYMORE BECAUSE SOME HAIRS GOT STUCK AND MISS GRACE COMPLAINED AND I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE KITCHEN AND HE GOT FUSSED AT I FELT BAD THATS HOW WE DISCOVERED I COULD PLAY THE ARMPIT I WAS PRACTICING MAKING HAMBURGERS BECAUSE WE RAN OUT OF MEAT I PUT MY HAND UP THERE AND SQUEEZED AND FFFFFFTTTTT! I WAS MAKING MUSIC.

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ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEE THANKS EVERYONE IT WAS A GREAT DAY AND I CAME HERE AND HERE YOU ALL WERE TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. I HAD A GREAT DAY I GOT HOME AFTER MY WALK FROM PHILLYDELPHIA. IT WAS FURTHER THAN COUSIN JOHNNY SAID BUT THATS OK DUTCH SAYS ALL THIS WALKING IS GOOD FOR MY HEALTH INFACT HE IS TRYING TO FIND A PERFECT PIER FOR ME TO TAKE A LONG WALK DOWN I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW IT CAN BE GOOD FOR ME SINCE HE'S LOOKING FOR A SHORT PIER BUT HE IS SMART SO IM SURE IT IS OK. GRACE MADE ME A CAKE AND I WENT TO BLOW OUT THE CANDLES AND DUTCH LOST HIS BALANCE AND FELL ONTO ME AND I ENDED UP IN THE CAKE HE'S CLUMSY LIKE THAT SOMETIMES WHY LAST WEEK HE ALMOST FELL OFF THE BOAT AND GRABBED ME TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM FALLING IN BUT I ENDED UP FALLING IN INSTEAD BUT ITS OK I CAN SWIM MISS LILLY AND MISTER EDWARD GAVE ME A NEW HAT AND ITS NICE IF I FALL ON SOMETHING HARD I WONT GET HURT IT HAS LOTS OF PADDING AND I ALSO HAVE ANOTHER HAT I GOT FROM CUBA LAST WINTER AND COUSIN JOHNNY LIKES THAT ONE SO ILL BRING IT TO PIP AND THIS YEAR I GET TO STAND GUARD DUTY WITH JOHNNY AND LILLY I HAVE A BRAND NEW CUTLASS AND MUSKET AND M'ADDOGGE EVEN SHOWED ME HOW TO USE ONE LAST YEAR SO I HAVE BEEN PRACTICING AND MISS CHEEKY SAID I WAS AS GRACEFUL AS AN ELEPHANT IN A CHINA SHOP AND SHE WOULD TEACH ME HOW TO WALK ALL OVER PEOPLE SO I WILL BE BUSY. MY FRIEND HAMISH IS GROWING WHY I BET NEXT TIME I SEE HIM HE WILL BE ABLE TO YELL AS LOUD AS ME AND WHEN HE BITES ME IT MIGHT HURT SINCE HE HAS MORE TEETH NOW BUT THATS OK. GUNNER AND SALTY ARE REALLY NICE FOR LETTING HIMN PLAY WITH ME. AND I EVEN GOT TO SEE JACK ROBERTS A COUPLE OF TIMES THIS YEAR BUT I DIDNT GET TO SEE BRIG OR THE LITTLE ONE OR MAE OH BOY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

OHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH I'LL WATCH THE GATE FRIDAY NIGHT WITH COUSIN JOHNNY AND LILLY HE SAID I COULD STAND THERE ALL NIGHT LONG IF I WANTED TO AND SAID IT WOULD BE FINE WITH HIM. IM GOOD AT STANDING THERE

HI SUTTLERJON IT COUSIN ROBBIE HOW ARE YOU IM OK COUSIN JOHNNY SAYS MISS CHEEKY HAS LOTS OF EXPERIENCE AND I BELIEVE HIM WHY REMEMBER THE FISHING INCIDENT EVERY TIME COUSIN JOHNNY TAKES HER OUT FISHING HE CATCHES SOMETHING BUT WHEN I GO WITH THEM HE DOES NOT CATCH ANYTHING AND MISS CHEEKY DOES DRESS UP FANCY WHY SHE DOESNT LOOK DEAD AT ALL REMEMBER WHEN SHE DRESSED UP FANCY IN THAT WHITE DRESS WITH THE LITTLE SWIMMY THINGS ALL OVER IT. JOHNNY WAS LOOKING OUT FOR ME HE SAID TO NOT TOUCH IT AS WE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM BUT MISS CHEEKY HAD THE WHITE FACE PAINT ON TOO SHE SAID IT WAS FASIONABLE I BELIEVE HER BECAUSE WHEN EVER I GO TO THE MORGUE THEY DRESS UP THE PEOPLE THERE TOO AND PUT THAT STUFF ON THEIR FACES AND WHO WOULD WANT TO BE BURRIED IN UNFASSIONABLE CLOTHES

HAPPYBIRTHDAYTOYOUHAPPYBIRTHDAYTOYOUHAPPBIRTHDAYCHEEKYHAPPYBIRTHDAYTOYOU........................... ARE YOU OLD NOW?

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WHY COUSIN JOHNNY HERE IS THE ENTIRE BRADSHEET!!! THEY EVEN HAVE PICTURES OF A MAN HOLDING HIS CORNHOLE AND THERE IS EVEN A CORNHOLE ASSOCIATION, LOOK IT UP YOURSELF!!!!!!! WWW.PLAYCORNHOLE.COM!!!!! SEE I TOLD YOU YOU COULD PLAY WITH YOUR CORNHOLE http://www.nvdaily.com/lifestyle/2009/07/cornhole-is-becoming-a-summer.html <H1 class=leadhed>Cornhole is becoming a summer backyard favorite</H1> Tim Day, left, and his brother-in-law Phil Chaloux play a round of cornhole on the Days' Bridgemount Farm in Mt. Jackson. Rich Cooley/Daily Day sights in his target for a cornhole game. Rich Cooley/Daily Leave a comment By Preston Knight -- pknight@nvdaily.com MT. JACKSON -- The measuring sticks for whether an outdoor family game has staying power encompass a select few. First and foremost, the game needs to provide opportunities for achievement for people of all ages, leveling the playing field. Next, it should require little assembly, for convenience sake. And, finally, a competition demanding only a few participants always proves beneficial. As popular games such as horseshoes, bocce ball and Wiffle ball have become mainstays in people's backyards, one "new" game is making a late charge to become king: cornhole, also known as bags, tailgate toss, corn toss and an array of other names. The game is new only in its growing prominence at barbecues, football tailgates and other events. According to the American Cornhole Association, the game may have originated in Germany in the 1500s and was rediscovered in the hills of Kentucky more than 100 years ago. The fact that the association exists is testimony to the popularity of the game. Add in a YouTube song, "The Cornhole song," that has more than 430,000 views, and you can begin to surmise that the pastime has some momentum in becoming commonplace. And cornhole measures up as an acceptable family backyard game -- teams of two, or single players, toss small, one-pound bags of corn like a softball about 30 feet toward a sloped wooden platform on the ground, earning three points for making it into a hole cut in the board or one point for getting the bag to rest on the board. The first team to 21 wins. The distance, of course, can be shortened for younger players. "It doesn't take up a whole lot of space," said Tim Day, the manager of Maize Quest, which began offering the game last fall to people visiting the maze. "I just put [the boards] in the truck." As a tourist attraction, Maize Quest welcomes visitors from many places. And as an expert in building corn mazes, Day, who is helping construct 30 mazes this year, travels to numerous states. Cornhole, he said, is familiar to as many people as it is foreign to others. "A lot of people want to know if we came up with the game," he said. Day, in fact, only heard of it last year, when a friend introduced him to it. In his highly competitive family -- with some friends, they have rented a minor league stadium and played baseball there for the last eight or nine years -- the game was an instant hit. Maize Quest then began offering it as a supplement to the maze itself, with enough boards to have four games going at once. "You get a lot of people who've never seen it before," Day said, "and you get a lot of people who do it all the time. You can tell they do it quite a bit." Students at Christendom College, according to its Web site, play cornhole tournaments and have special "days" of competition for the game. It can also almost be counted on as a guaranteed sight at a football tailgate. Stores, in turn, are catching on. A Virginia Tech-painted set, for example, was found for $99 at Bed, Bath & Beyond recently. But it's much cheaper to build one on your own, Day said. For $50, which pays for a sheet of plywood, two 2-by-4s and the bags, you should be able to make two cornhole game sets. Day found bags made of duck cloth -- and filled with the requisite corn -- for $1 online. Eight bags are needed for a game -- a team member tosses four each turn -- but you could get by with fewer if one broke. The cornhole association's sales pitch as to why cornhole is the premiere backyard game is detailed: "Horseshoes require a sand pit and are hard for the kids to pitch, lawn darts require a lawn and hasn't been seen since the 70s, ring toss was made for children and bean bags are for wimps; Cornhole is the game for everyone!" according to its Web site. Day does not go that far in endorsing the game, but he's almost always primed for a competitive match, and looks forward to offering it, and possibly weekly tournaments, at Maize Quest again beginning in mid-September. "We've worn out the bags," he said.

HEY COUSINNNN JOHHHNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!! CAN WE PLAY CORNHOLE? IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE BECOMING A SUMMER BACKYARD FAVORITE. YOU PITCH YOUR CORN AND IT GOES INTO A HOLE I FOUND A WHOLE BROADSHEET ON IT IT SAYS ITS PROVIDES OPPORTUNITIES FOR ALL AGES AND REQUIRES LITTLE ASSEMBLY, FOR CONVENIENCE SAKE. IT MEASURES UP AS AN ACCEPTABLE FAMILY GAME FOR TWO PEOPLE OR YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOURSELF YOU EARN THREE POINTS FOR MAKING IT INTO THE HOLE THE FIRST ONE TO 21 WINS AND THE COURSE CAN BE SHORTENED FOR YOUNGER PLAYERS THEY EVEN SAY IT CAN BE A TOURIST ATTRACTION AS PEOPLE LIKE TO WATCH CORNHOLING BOY IMAGINE HAVING A LOT OF CORNHOLING GOING ON AT THE SAME TIME THAT WOULD BE A SITE. THIS SMART FELLA THAT THE PAPER TALKED TO SAID "YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE, AND YOU GET A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DO IT ALL THE TIME. YOU CAN TELL THEY DO IT QUITE A BIT". THEY EVEN HAVE SPECIAL DAYS OF CORNHOLING. IMAGINE SUCH A THING!!!!!! A WHOLE DAY OF CORNHOLING I'VE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE BUT I BET ID BE WORN OUT

SEBASTIAN!!!!!!!!!! OH SEBASTIAN!!!!! COUSIN JOHNNY!!!!! HEY HERE HE IS!!!!!!!! YOU SAID HE WAS HIDING IN THE BROOM CLOSET BUT HERE HE IS RIGHT IN PLAIN OL SIGHT. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU HEY DID YOU KNOW THE POOL WE WERE AT THE OTHER WEEK MADE 15 NEW RULES JUST BECAUSE OF US!!!!!! WHO WOULD IMAGINE SUCH A THING WHY COUSIN JOHHNY SAID IT WOULD BE OK IF WE PLAYED IN THE DEEP END HE SAID IT WAS A HECK OF A LOT DEEPER THAN THE GENE POOL SO WE SHOULD BE OK BOY WAS HE WRONG HEY HAVE YOU SEEN DUNCAN OR DUTCH THEY TOOK OFF RIGHT AFTER THEY COUGHT THE TREE ON FIRE COUSIN JOHHNY WAS UPSET AFTER THAT ONE LET ME TELL YA

HELLO MISS SHAY OF THE KEYS, DON'T WORRY COUSIN ROBBIE IS HERE. MISTER EDWARD HE SAID YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ME SO HERE I AM. HE SAID YOU NEEDED SOMEONE WELL COATED IN TAR TO JOIN YOU I WAS WELL TARRED LAST YEAR THANKS TO DUTCH AND SUTLERJON BUT COUSIN JOHNNIE TOLD ME TO TAKE A FLYIN LEAP SO I DID AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT I LANDED RIGHT IN THE MOAT MISTER EDWARD SAID YOU CAN PLAY PRETTY MUSIC WITH TREBUCHET I HAVE NOT MET HIM YET RUSTY NELL IS MY FRIEND TOO LAST YEAR SHE FELL AND I SAVED HER I TRIED SINGING ONCE AND COUSIN JOHNNIE SAID I WAS BETTER OF STICKING MY NOSE UNDER MY ARMPIT THE HAIR TICKLED

COUSIN JOHNNY SAID I'M A PUDDIN HEAD. SO I'M MAKIN A PUDDIN CAP THAT WAY WHEN I FALL I WONT HURT MYSELF ANYMORE IVE SEEN JOHNNY FALL MAYBE I'LL MAKE ONE FOR HIM TOO.

COUSIN JOHNNY! YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE WEEKEND I HAD! I WENT TO FORT FREDRICK FOR MARKET FAIR AND SAW ALL SORTS OF NEAT THINGS THEY HAD A SURGEON TOO AND HE SUGGESTED THAT I GET A LOBOTOMY IM NOT SURE WHAT THAT IS BUT THIS IS THE THIRD TIME SOMEONE TRIED TO GIVE ME ONE NEXT TIME I THINK ILL GET ONE FOR YOU. HEY YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO I SAW THERE!!! HAMMISH WAS THERE!! HE'S MY FRIEND HE HAS TEETH NOW HE GAVE ME A BIG HUG I THINK HE MISSED ME. MISTER GUNNER WAS THERE TOO HE FOUND A WOODEN MUSKET FOR ME AND A WOODEN BATTLE RATTLE. HE SAID IT WAS MY JOB TO SOUND THE ALARM ANY TIME I DECIDED TO WALK AWAY THAT WAY THEY COULD FIND ME IF THEY NEEDED ME I SOUNDED THE ALARM AND I NEVERSAW HIM HE MUST NOT HAVE NEEDED ME BUT THATS OK. OHHHH THEY HAD SHOWS THERE TOO SINIORA BELLA WAS THERE AND SHE JUGGLED AND WALKED ON A BALL AND A ROPE I WALKED ON A ROPE BUT IT WAS ON THE GROUND HERS WAS IN THE AIR SHE HAD PRETTY COSTUMES AND WORE MAKEUP BUT NOT LIKE MISS CHEEKY WHEN SHE DRESSES UP AS A CARTI-- COUSETA---- COWSPE--- OH HECK, A CLOWN! THEN THERE WERE THESE FOLKS THAT HAD A CIRCUS, FIARE WYNDES I THINK IS HOW THEY SPELLED IT, THEY WERE FUNNY HE DID MAGIC BUT DUTCHES MAGIC TRICKS ARE MUCH BETTER AND HE HAD A FLEA CIRCUS IT WAS FUN UNITL I LET THE FLEAS OUT BY ACCIDENT. OK IM WALKING TO YOUR PLACE COUSIN JOHNNY SEE YOU SOON.