Hawk the QM

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A couple of places from which to start:

Captain Haddock Insult Generator

Shakespearean Insulter

And, forget not The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue.

Great teaching tools and a wonderful place to start a new forum with. =)

You won't learn a new language from a book nearly as well then with a live teacher.

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I like the way you edit QM James.

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I hope this is where I should put this thread as it seems the most suitable for my request.

Would the mods be so kind as to consider the possibility to add a Pirate Banter and Insult forum. Not a place to just be a jerk but a place to better ones skills at the art of bantering.

Nothing is worse then being face to face with a pirate and have no other abilities then to stare blankly as they cut you by a razor sharp tongue and wit. I find it just as essential as learning sword play and small arms in today's pirate world. This forum would be the place for all to vent on the willing instead of blind siding the innocent. Also would serve as a good ranting forum for any and all things that are truly too irritating to stay quiet about.

If this is a possibility then I also ask that it is led by the least PC and toughest skinned Mod that you have in your arsenal. This person would more then likely come under fire and they must hold their own to keep this a truly great forum.

It would also lessen the strain of the "Beyond Pyracy" forum as that's where most of this type of stuff ends up.

Thank you and Yaaaaaar

The QM

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I probably should have guessed that the mods are busy enough as is. I would like to ask that you place me in charge of this possible forum if that is agreeable.

You will slowly gain more members from the "younger" crowd into the pub whom are more rambunctious and I am proof of that. I would really enjoy a place for us Party Pirates to blab without wrapping you into it. The calmer waters of the usual pub experience is very nice but in time the popularity of pirates will draw more like myself.

Just a thought and still a humble request.

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During Beta testing keyboard lock up's were very frequently due to router software being out of date. I had that problem myself. Once my router was updated the issue went away. Of course, one would need to be using a router for that to be applicable.

Crud. I use a router but I don't have any other options. With my computer, an xbox and a laptop that's constantly used.

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Just in terms of general hygiene, the lid should be down. There have been tests that measured the spray from flushing toilets and it's downright scary. As in your toothbrush and other items get covered in a fine mist of whatever was in the bowl. In our household we're definitely in agreement with both the seat and lid down!

Where's the fun in that? I like to keep my immunity system guessing and keep 'em on their toes. Ha! Just kidding because I can't stand seeing a toilet flush with the lid up. I also have a huge phobia towards public restrooms.

I can hold it.................... forever.

There is an easy compromise to this never-ending argument. When either a male or female is done, put BOTH the seat and the lid down. I hate walking into a bathroom and seeing that gaping "hole" anyway. Especially if it hasn't been cleaned in a while.

See, wasn't that easy?

Also it severs as revenge as well. Neither one gets what they really want but neither can complain. Not to mention items taking a plunge and only you can save them!

Ok

Yaaar Joe,

After 5 hours of update downloads, I finally go onto the Roberts Server. I sail horribly but it was still interesting. I like that they added the two pirate jobs too.

Question and maybe you can think of something. Randomly during the game my keyboard just stops working. I have no idea what that's about.

Anyway, let me know when you'll be on again. I couldn't figure out how to PM or add you as a friend.

I sail under the name Flintlock Hawk.

Yaaaar!

Yaaaaaaar! Grats lass!

Since the toilet seat was brought up, I'd like to rant a little.

C'mon ladies it's not rocket science. You want it down and we want it up. If it's such a big deal how 'bout you turn on the light or check with your hand before you plop down and find out the hard way. As far as I'm concerned, as long as the seat itself is dry then my mission was accomplished.

Imagine this argument. I pissed all over the toilet because you left the lid down and I didn't check but then I blamed YOU for it. Sounds dumb, doesn't it?

lol exactly.

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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Rule #1

Don't talk about fight club

Tomorrow tis the date.

/bump

Oh, actually I do...I'm bi, btw, lol! But in a girly girl club it's different when girls get together there. The kind of female bonding I like won't happen there.

Floggings will continue until I finish.

I've come to complain.

You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

Yaaaaaaar!

I do believe I'm playing with myself here.

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*hahaha* better then chase'n girls with a dead cat on a string!

Well played sir

The Filibuster be a fine lookin' hat as well! I think I might try the Buccaneer or Pirata next. But first... too the steam!

What was funny to me was I first ordered a Buccaneer but asked for a flat back instead of the standard curved. Cpt. Jack then told me he already did that and calls it a filibuster.

Pirates think alike I guess.

Good luck on the steamin, mate.

I picked the Limited Edition Skallywagg Hat, 23" which arrived in the mali today, about 4 weeks early! Too bad it is about 2 sizes too small. It fits my 4 year old great with a scarf under it. I'm going to attempt to steam and stretch it. we'll see. I might have to order a different model in a larger size. I love the look of this one but it only comes in one size.

Yaaar that is a good looking one for sure. The Filibuster just looked too good for me to pass up.

I like the Skallywagg because even if you fail at stretching or the felt bursts open then it will probably just look more piraty.

That's what you get for dealing with girls. Women know how to create their own lives and if a man wants to come along, then fine.

And this is what lands me in trouble. I only go along for the ride.