Hawk the QM

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Hmm. Let me look into that.

Fair is fair if it was, sir, and no hard feeling from me. I'll just ask if it's OK to remake it later in a place more suitable for warfare.

He's really my pet chupacabra so do not injure his feelings!

Sweet, I'd rather keep my blood so I'll let him be.

And my hairless dog?!?! Meet Maximillian or Max-----

That's a dog?

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get a Mac!

And a shiver goes down my spine

Aye, been wondering where ya were lass. Hope you're back n' running soon.

Is the game any good?

I saw alla the promo for it, but it took forever to happen, so I kinda lost interest.....

I did some of the early play-test for the Pirates of the Caribbean game..... but I didn't really like that, so I just dropped out.....

It looks much better then the PotC game by many leagues. The game itself is a little clumsy with sailing if you ever played Sid Meier's but walking around makes it unique in comparison.

I'm sure it's a lot more fun then I'm making is sound but as a NOOB I still don't really know what I'm doing.

Compared to other online games, I think it's a little pricey for a monthly fee ($15) but not higher then any other game that's relatively new.

This is one of Joe Pyrats ships. I'm posting it so you can see that the graphics look really good.

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Why, thank ye kindly, but I thought we were supposed to be swapping insults?

Now, back to your lecherous lexicon ye bilge soaked lemur! Leave the walking to the higher primates, macrocephalic baboon!

If yer seen on deck in the light of day the crew will, to a man, abandon ship preferring to risk their fate to Davey Jones!

Consider the come back as a sort of parry.

If I were a baboon then I wouldn't have this opposable thumb. Yaaaar but unlike ye, mine doesn't smell funny.

Ye weevil munching maggot lover! If ye ever got yer arse up from the bottom of yer ship t'would be a dark day indeed: blackness would cover the sky and women and children weep for fear of the apocalypse.

If they cry, then at least the apocalypse they fear.

When you walk by, they weep for the future of humanity and pray for sterility.

Yaaaar ye venomous basilisks, another day o' insultin' possibilities!

Ye be so filthy that yer arse is comparable to the bottom of my ship.

Free virtual food that is...

YAAAAAAR!

One post from 8000 and you LEAVE?!

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Astonishing..for that is my fear too...silly isn't it. We can only be ourselves.

Ya but you're much better to look at. My only saving grace would be a warped sense of humor =)

I think I'd be too afraid of boring someone to tears if I were to meet them out of the pub.

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What a sad phobia.

Ya, just don't honor the request to let him lick the bowl.

I will lick whatever and whomever I want. Now get over here!

Fine shot, sir! A find shot indeed! LOL

We still talking about quarters?

He's a scum of the earth pyrate...he flunked anatomy and geometry.

Yaaaar I didn't "flunk" per say. In fact, my teacher merely said "I'm tired of trying".

How did you get in on yourself?

I lay no claim to understanding either the anatomy or geometry of the question.

Pirates end up with offspring with this answer, when posed with the question "condom?"

I was blinded by the red loin cloth-looking banner.

Forget that. Why is there an untouched beer on the table?!

I refuse to explain the duct tape.

Duct tape needs no explanation!

True, however one must ask... How did you get in on yourself?

As per your request. The other picture shows you blindfolded, but I didn't want there to be any question about your identity.

I refuse to explain the duct tape.

Gerbalife!

Ask QM James how.

Ah yes...how could I forget you are averse to bathing, of any sort...

It's how I keep ye from boarding me aft.

(YAAAAAR who else want's some o' this?!)