Merrydeath Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 give you a heart attack? no. but some thing and attack sounds like fun.. panty raid and attack, whip cream and attack, all the Pub females and attack.. ok that last one may cause a heart attack. how about leather boots and attack??? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 A coronary may be better if women were about flirting or otherwise. Die happy. At the moment... From what I said earlier... Let's just say Love life is not at a halt. And frankly, Life sucks. I won't say shyte about men. Why should I? Just... that... I'm a bloody unlucky woman who won't get what dreams she wants. This includes Love. To all ye out there... blessings to ye all for th' Love of yo'r life. That it may be eternal and fulfilled as much as your life be, too. Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 we werent talkin about love.. just a friendly case of lust. chin up, Ladyb.. if I could, I'd have his horny ass on my pike and his head on the beach for volley ball.. say the word! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 we werent talkin about love.. just a friendly case of lust. chin up, Ladyb.. if I could, I'd have his horny ass on my pike and his head on the beach for volley ball.. say the word! Still trying to get past the image of the leather boots.....mmmmmm.... Glad I aint the offending male (I aint right?)..... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Not that I am aware of, Doc. No, MerryD. No need to go to that great a length. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Not that I am aware of, Doc. Whew...... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 I asked the wife what she would like in her pirate and she said, "A full set of teeth." Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 I asked the wife what she would like in her pirate and she said, "A full set of teeth." Well... the teeth look nice. But, imagine... no teeth or a space of teeth... easy enough not to be bit and better yet... allow some Frenching. Why so spooked, Doc? Have ye heard how dangerous I am? That's only if and when you piss me off. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 [ Why so spooked, Doc? Have ye heard how dangerous I am? That's only if and when you piss me off. ~Lady B Well darlin with me it's ne'er a question of IF but WHEN. Sooner or later I irritate everybody. Even Nuns..... (long story). I am however, quite aware of how dangerous all the She Pyrates are here 'bouts. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 Aye....we be a lot t' watch out for.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 by all that is unholy I swear I will have a pin that says.. or maybe more then one.. my weapons are concealed but not peace-tied. weapons of mass-distraction yes they are nice, yes they are real, and no you may not find out. ----------------- and Doc.. we are dangerous but then the danger is worth the price. Who wants to sleep during the passionate times? Ever lick chocolate offen a woman's tummy and then get reciprocated? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 Hmmm.. Haven't posted here in a while... Eyes....he has to have those eyes which sparkle in the sun off the water and can be both formidable and at other times hold a distant gaze which tells of years of fortune and adventure...siiiighhhhhhh and then he looks at me....swooooooooooon *flop!* Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 fans Jenny where she is laying about, her hair spread out and her breaths coming hard... walk along, nothing here to see.. not a purty pirate alaying on the ground...... (psst, Jenny, I'll hold em off as long as possible, but you ARE a loverly lass!) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 yes they are nice, yes they are real, and no you may not find out. Damn.... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 and Doc.. we are dangerous but then the danger is worth the price. Who wants to sleep during the passionate times? Ever lick chocolate offen a woman's tummy and then get reciprocated? Yer talkin to a guy who runs into burning buildings about danger? Yer fergettin darlin, I'm allergic to chocolate. Whipped cream however..... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 sigh.. I guess that the pot of warm chocolate sauce is just going to go to waste then.. and not spread all over the lasses here, to tempt Doc to eat his fill (not Phil, that would just be wrong) I do have that button that says.. "You, me, whipped cream and cat o'nine tails.. any questions? " now just where would I find a manly man to play in the cream With?? (looks coy for a moment, then drops it to smiled wickedly) Jenny.. dont' just lay there.. breathe deep! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Jenny comes to just in time as a crowd of um....well meaning pirates arrive to resuscitate her. Sorry lads she says ..just a temporary spell..however, a drink might be medicinal... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 now just where would I find a manly man to play in the cream With?? (looks coy for a moment, then drops it to smiled wickedly) *jumps up and down hand raised* OOH, OOH,... Pick me, Pick me Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted May 10, 2007 Author Share Posted May 10, 2007 Hmmm wot indeed? He can make me do this.. swooon!!! * flop *....................woah.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I have been known on occasion do have that effect on women. Don't know how, but it's been done before. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barber-surgeon Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I perfer me pyrate man ta have strong hands and "knows" Just how ta use 'em--as me man does! Indeed, he Does! "Don't worry, it's not My Blood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted May 10, 2007 Author Share Posted May 10, 2007 Whoa Matt! good for you!! You rogue you.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 I have my moments, luv. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTom Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 swooon!!! * flop *....................woah.... I have been known on occasion do have that effect on women. Don't know how, but it's been done before. I told'ja ta brush yer teeth before dancin' wit the ladies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 What teeth? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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