darkRose Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Yawwwwnnnnnnn....Scratch...burp......How long have I been asleep???? Roguespierre The Enigmatic Rogue...and may always be<br /> <br /> "I kissed her... once with passion... once with love... and told her good bye" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 too long my dear! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 We have a new member!!!! Welcome to the crewe Touche' (aka Morgan on this baord). We are so happy to have you. Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Sheila Posted on Jun 20 2005, 09:16 AM  We have a new member!!!! Welcome to the crewe Touche' (aka Morgan on this baord). We are so happy to have you.  I'm glad to be aboard! And contrary to popular belief, the crabs aren't mine! Sorry . . . Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OryginalCinn Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Huzzah! Welcome! And thank you for helping to keep the Blackheart a crab-free vessel. By all means, kill the whelp! ...or at least give him a good flogging. Better yet, let me do it. Flogger * Pyrates of the Coast Bloodthirsty Novelist Pyrate Adventuress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diosa De Cancion Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Sheila Posted on Jun 20 2005, 09:16 AM  We have a new member!!!! Welcome to the crewe Touche' (aka Morgan on this baord). We are so happy to have you.  I'm glad to be aboard! And contrary to popular belief, the crabs aren't mine! Sorry . . . I would have to disagree there.... I was completely sober and heard you proclaim "We have crabs" I am not sure who you were 'sharing the crabs' with... but that was the quote I heard! Nonetheless, welcome aboard love! As Pirate mom, I am very proud to have you as part of my brood!!! Diosa Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Thank you for helping to keep the Blackheart a crab-free vessel. Thank you, Cinn... I do what I can! I was completely sober and heard you proclaim "We have crabs" I am not sure who you were 'sharing the crabs' with... but that was the quote I heard!Nonetheless, welcome aboard love! As Pirate mom, I am very proud to have you as part of my brood!!! Diosa The pleasure is all mine! I've found myself breaking into Caribbean / Jimmy Buffett tunes all day, and have been dismayed that there is no one to back me up... I swear, the crabs were there before I got there!! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 That's what they all say Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 That's what they all say *shakes head* Maybe I should get some salve, or an ointment, perhaps... Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 actually they have kind of grown on me..........ummmmmm...wait...I meant.....oh nevermind! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Whoa... need to borrow the ointment? And, I'll fumigate... Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 I think you need to call in the swat team! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 THAT I can handle myself, thank ye very much!! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 I've heard that about you Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 Um, I'm not sure how to respond to that! Without being repremanded, at least . . . Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 WOW!! That's the closest to speechless you've ever been. I feel honored. :angry: Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 What're you trying to say?!? I'll give ya speechless, lass! Why, I'll . . . *Morgan continues rambling until handed a tankard of rum creme liquor* Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 and then promptly spills it all over himself? (you knew I was gonna go there) Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me Happy birthday dear me Happy birthday to me! Can you tell I love my birthday? Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 I hear tell its someone's birthday... hmmm, wonder who? Well, happy birthday, to whoever! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diosa De Cancion Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 What're you trying to say?!? I'll give ya speechless, lass! Why, I'll . . . *Morgan continues rambling until handed a tankard of rum creme liquor* Bloody hell, who let him near the Rum Creame Liquor...last time he had a tankard, he wore more of it than he drank.... a good drink is being wasted..... Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Ouch . . . in me own defense (a weak one, I know), the land yacht we was sailin' on were pitchin' like the deck of a ship roundin' Cape Horn... still, there be no good excuse fer spillin' fine spirits... Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Great one Touche... I think I'll use that as me own defense from here on out. Uh, pirate! :) -- Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 a great BSer, he fits right in. Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 well all these inside jokes are beyond me so i'll just change the subject by saying i'm bringin "ponche crema" from aruba on friday night :) you ask what ponche crema is??? Ponche Crema Deliciously rich and generously laced with rum, Ponche Crema is a favorite with the "Aunties" who never touch spirits. It is served with tiny spoons in the tiniest of glasses, and rarely does a drop remain. One wonderful cook use to make Ponche Crema to sell in the neighborhood tokos, or markets. She had two recipes, one commercial, and one for home consumption. The secret of the Ponche Crema served at home is revealed here for the first time. Grate: 1 tsp. Fresh nutmeg into: 2 tbs. white Bacardi rum Set aside. Take: 3 eggs and 3 egg yolks Carefully remove the coagulated spots which cling to the yolks of fertilized eggs. Beat eggs and yolks with a wire whisk until light and frothy. Add: 1 tin condensed milk (397 grams or about 1 1/2 cups) Using the milk tin as a measure blend in well: A quantity of rum equal to that of the condensed milk Add: 1 small tin evaporated milk (170 grams or about 2/3 cup) Beat Again. Decant the rum wh9ich has been soaking with the nut meg into the egg and milk mixture. Be sure that the nutmeg grains do not find their way into the Ponche Crema Add: 1 generous tsp. Vanilla Pour the mixture into the top of a double boiler. Cook over gently boiling water, stirring continuously, until the liquid thickens, about15 minutes set aside to cool. When the Ponche Crema is thoroughly chilled, funnel it into a sterilized, untinted decorative whisky or wine bottle . Cap well and refrigerate indefinitely. Ponche Crema, which is called coddle in the Windward Isles, has a creamy consistency and resembles eggnog in flavor. "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Yum!!!! Sign me up, Pais... Can't wait! (licking lips)... -- Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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