Tartan Jack Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 With the insane number of spammers here, What would be the bast way to deal with them (Let's let out ALL our sickest ideas . . . ) My idea #1: Take the spammers And strap them to the mouth of the cannons for our next broadside!!!!! BANG!!!!!! SPLAT!!!!! Idea #2 (taken from the Assyrians): Take two of them, flay larger one and sew smaller one inside skin. Maroon on isle. -John "Tartan Jack" Wages, of South Carolina
PirateSSe Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 I have a lot of..ummm... ideas. But, they aren't reserved for spammers.
Lady Alyx Posted February 12, 2007 Posted February 12, 2007 Spammers? ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
Lady Alyx Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 I think one is amongst us that just joined today...eh? ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
CaptainSatan Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 (Let's let out ALL our sickest ideas . . . ) I'm thinkin' along the lines of wasabi enemas and pouring boiling parrafin on their pink, little naughty bits! -CS As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us.
Lady Alyx Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 LOL Captain Satan...... some peeps like that sorta stuff.....! Make em dance the gallows jig ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
CaptainSatan Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 Just relieve them of their tongues, eyes, genitals, and hands and send them back to Spammy Town with a begging bowl As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us.
PirateSSe Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 Shove a sword so far up their a** it comes out their mouths. Then, have a spam roast. ~Sorry, was that out loud?~
Red-Handed Jill Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 I definitely agree with the concept of making an example of at least a few of them. Might make the others think twice...
Tartan Jack Posted February 15, 2007 Author Posted February 15, 2007 Just relieve them of their tongues, eyes, genitals, and hands and send them back to Spammy Town with a begging bowl That release is only AFTER they eat their own parts in a "spam sandwich" (ala the real cutthroats) -John "Tartan Jack" Wages, of South Carolina
Tartan Jack Posted February 15, 2007 Author Posted February 15, 2007 Shove a sword so far up their a** it comes out their mouths.Then, have a spam roast. ~Sorry, was that out loud?~ I'll bring the marshmellows!!!! -John "Tartan Jack" Wages, of South Carolina
Nathanial Horn Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Do nothing to them. Just remove their links and leave the post open so we can have some fun at their expense. Pirates Haven - a pirate role playing forum
Caraccioli Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Do nothing to them. Just remove their links and leave the post open so we can have some fun at their expense. Good answer. "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?"
PirateSSe Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 "Berl 'em in erl." Popeye, keep out of this! Now go find Olive Oyl and play nicely..
JohnnyTarr Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 My favorite would have to be to tie them down below the high tide line. Then just sit back as the tide comes in. It would be a nice slow death with enough time to let the reality of what is happening to them to set in. Let's see how long it would take for the panic and the begging to start. I just love the begging. Git up of your asses, set up those glasses I'm drinking this place dry.
Silver Steele Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 I say tie em to the mast an' give em' Moses' Law. Then give em a bucket of sea water over their noggin to sharpen their soul.
JohnnyTarr Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 I say tie em to the mast an' give em' Moses' Law. Then give em a bucket of sea water over their noggin to sharpen their soul. I like it. Kind of poetic. Moses' Law for porn spammers. I like it. Git up of your asses, set up those glasses I'm drinking this place dry.
Lady Alyx Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Capn Satan...ifn yea cut all them bits off..how they gonna hold that beggin bowl... ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
Lady Alyx Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Looks like we have another dolt passing the same crapola named Cyrstal ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx
CaptainSatan Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Capn Satan...ifn yea cut all them bits off..how they gonna hold that beggin bowl... That's part of the fun. They have to clutch the bowl with their stump by pressing it against their body.They usually end up dropping it a lot. Much to laughter of drunken children, stray dogs and other beggars.Kicking their bowl when it hits the ground is a fine source of merriment.Sort of a cross between keep away and soccer. King Mithradates of Pontus was very found of this form of punishment. As a result his kingdom never suffered a spammer for very long. -CS As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us.
Caraccioli Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Looks like we have another dolt passing the same crapola named Cyrstal Hey, if you guys see them somewhere, report them to the mods. (We try to catch this stuff, but help is usually appreciated. There was one in the maps sticky thread that I failed to catch for almost a month. ) Oh, and FYI - as a mod, I can only modify posts in THIS forum. I cannot go into Way to a Pyrate's Heart and change anything there. Only Iron Bess can do that. The best way to report a felonious thread is to use the "Report" button in the upper right hand corner of the post. That way the concern will be routed to the right moderator with a handy-dandy link that allows us to zero in on the thing. Thanks!! "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?"
The Doctor Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 The bastards are getting sneakier as of late. They're posting in existing threads all over the board now. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Red-Handed Jill Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 Perhaps we need to put a highlighted thread in each category explaining to the spammers that they have absolutely no audience here and they are wasting their time. They are trying to cast a wide net to get people to their porn sites, but seriously, who here has actually clicked on one of their links?
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