Pirates vs Aliens from Outer Space

[Rosalinda]

Pirates = Ship on an ocean, blades, cannons, cool clothes, hip lingo, sayin' Arrrrrr or Argh, whatever else comes to mind.

Aliens = Plasma, ability to travel at the speed of light, metal objects imbeded in your nose, morphing, green toxic blood, cloning, the FBI, conspiracy, apology is policy, Mulder & Scully tracking them down, and my personal favorite: Trust No One.

[El Pirata]

We need to check yer meds....

[Guest Master Bates]

S E X ! Aliens are clever little buckers thats for sure, but nothin` quite pumps ya nads like a bucsom pirate wench in full regalia !

Argghhhh

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

Rosalinda,

Ain't it cool when things get outta hand like this?

Gettin' confused but grinnin',

Black jack

[Rosalinda]

That's how I live my life, Black Jack....

Going 90 miles an hour down a dead end street...

[El Pirata]

Sounds like most of our lives.

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

Rosalinda,

I've done that a few times...The air bags really work!

Brusies heal,

Black Jack

[El Pirata]

LMAO!!!!!

[El Pirata]

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[Rosalinda]

Yes. I suppose hitting a brick wall at 90 miles an hour might pump one's nads rather permanently.

[The WildHair'd Wench]

The last time I did that, I found myself a baby, a different skin color, a different sex and a whole different world. I promised myself never to do it again. But alas I can pretend being in the world I left behind, minus the constant threats against my person, the bad hygeine and the equally bad smells. Me tankard is definitely half full.

[Rosalinda]

Better to have a tankard that's half full than no tankard at all?

["Mad Mab" Longfeather]

I be more than half lost, so I'll just answer the original question, to say that pyrates are still better...

space aliens=probes, pyrates=probing... and I'd rather be on the give than the take when it comes to that one!

--Mab

[Black Bart]

Aye, but Space Alien Pyrates!

That's the ticket.

Those two combinations are not to be beat. And even better, with the makeup on folks don't know who you are, and you can be even more outrageous while being anonymous at the same time.

[Viperpirate]

eye do not understnds tis alien talk. Be ye from another place? No one is takin this dog off the sea. Give me fine sails and a Hunter 41. The ocean will bow before me and my ugly crew of mates

[Red Maria]

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Gotta fur ball there El Pirata?

[Rosalinda]

Aliens!