BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Thar evil n' cantankerous n' hard nosed just like pyrates. I should know cause I are one! Ya can't keep a jar head down! Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 One day Uncle Sam's Midguided Child will learn... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickosfortuna Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 arrr... that be a paradox, ye foolish land lubber!! What reference have we to period? A concrete truck driver in the golden age of piracy ain't be havin' no access to a concrete truck, and surely the rogue would run through the unfortunate earths-man. But, be the rogue in the modern age, he may well find his rapier deficient in the face of twenty tons of rig. Inevitably, the swashbuckler would be dressed about a thousand times better, handle his booze more aptly, and say things like "Arrr... the wenches be fine here in the caribbean, but I must to the ship fer the last of me grog", rather than "Hey Steve, back up about fifteen inches... no... yep... no... that's the ticket... bang on! Open 'er up! Hey, what do you have for lunch today?" Arrr di har har 'My own master, on like occasions, would buy a whole pipe of wine and placing it in the street would force everyone that passed him to drink with him, threatening also to pistol them in case they would not do it... and very oftern, with both his hands, he would throw these liquors about the street and wet the clothes of such as walked by, without regarding whether he spoiled their apparel or not, were they men or women.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Dude, you make me laugh... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 1, 2003 Author Share Posted November 1, 2003 One day Uncle Sam's Midguided Child will learn... El Pirata, One would think that, wouldn't they? Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 1, 2003 Author Share Posted November 1, 2003 Dickosfortuna, First off mister, I may not be wrapped too tight from time to time but I'm far from foolish. Second off, I've probably spent more time on a rollin' deck in my life time than you have scratchin' yer a** so i'm NOT a land lubber. Third off, My post wasn't meant to be serious. HUMOR! HUMOR, was my intent. And finally, I always pack my lunch! One of Uncle Sam's Midguided Children, Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 One day Uncle Sam's Midguided Child will learn... El Pirata, One would think that, wouldn't they? Black Jack What can I say.... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 El Pirata, Brother, you seem ta be the only one in here wit the sense not to take me seriously. Amazing, Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkmalkin Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 El Pirata, Brother, you seem ta be the only one in here wit the sense not to take me seriously. Amazing, Black Jack I never takes ye seriously either....er, what's that beeping noise outside me house? Sounds like a big truck backing up...AAAGGGHHH The Pyromaniac Pirate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 Darkmalkin, Thank you.... YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkmalkin Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Anytime! The Pyromaniac Pirate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 El Pirata, Brother, you seem ta be the only one in here wit the sense not to take me seriously. Amazing, Black Jack I don't be thinkin I ever be takin ye... Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Ye also be about the only one who not be goin off the deep end when I be makin USMC jokes. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 El Pirata, That's cause me ships doctor put me on a heavy dose of Paxil CR. Take two of thoses babies a day n' you could kick me wife n' f*** my dog n' I wouldn't care. Lifes Good wit da lil' yellow pill, :) Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The WildHair'd Wench Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Well those little concrete mixers do look like convertible cannons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coastie04 Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 OK, here's a stretch... Concrete mixer on a boat. That way, when a deeper draft vessel goes over a reef while being chased, it can dump enough concrete to make the shallower drafted vessel run aground. And if they don't heave off in time, they'll be stuck for quite a while. The chasing vessel will never figure that one out. Coastie She was bigger and faster when under full sail With a gale on the beam and the seas o'er the rail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted November 4, 2003 Author Share Posted November 4, 2003 Hmmmmm...Sound like that one needs ta go to sub commitee. YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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