Blackjack Roberts Posted January 4, 2007 Author Posted January 4, 2007 Not a problem with me, Lass..........I be easy. Going to stand next to Silky, I put my hands on my hips and inspect the man from head to toe. "So, just how easy are ya, Mr. Roberts?" Luv I be so easy, ye'd swear the heels 'a me boots were loose. But, I've learned ta keep a weather eye on me booty as well. Another round a drinks, Me Ladies? Yes I am a pirate; Two hundred years too late. The cannon don't thunder, There's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.
Ransom Posted January 4, 2007 Posted January 4, 2007 With a laugh, I turned around. "Well, if ya keep yer eye on booty, cast an eye on this one!" And gave my rear a little wiggle. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Silkie McDonough Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 Taking Ransoms lead, Silkie turns and walks back to the bar: Keepin 'is eye on 'is own booty, ses e'? Her hips swaying gently as she saunters away. Mayhaps we shood find d'lad a mirror! Ray, grog ifin ya will ...extra lime. not authentic but neither is this pub!
Blackjack Roberts Posted January 5, 2007 Author Posted January 5, 2007 Taking Ransoms lead, Silkie turns and walks back to the bar:Keepin 'is eye on 'is own booty, ses e'? Her hips swaying gently as she saunters away. Mayhaps we shood find d'lad a mirror! Ray, grog ifin ya will ...extra lime. not authentic but neither is this pub! Keeps me from gettin' it shot off again, Luv. Ye lasses have good aim..........an' I got's the scars ta prove it. Yes I am a pirate; Two hundred years too late. The cannon don't thunder, There's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.
Honour Bright Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 Ah, Jack me darlin'--ye know ye'd always be safe with me. I'd never take a shot at ye. Taking on the world....one pair of boots at a time! A little bit of this...a little bit of that...a lot of dreams....
Jacky Tar Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 With a laugh, I turned around. "Well, if ya keep yer eye on booty, cast an eye on this one!" And gave my rear a little wiggle. "Who let's ye out at night?" I chuckle an go back t' my bar stool.
flying-dutch-man Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 welcome aboard,mate!!!! hope you enjoy yer stay!!!! "yoho,hoho,a pirates life for me!"
Silkie McDonough Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 A keepin' me aft covered, Luv. A lesson what I got ta learn th' hard way. I ave nil any arms on mae det I wish t'use on ya save deese wit wich t'embrace ya lad.
Blackjack Roberts Posted January 5, 2007 Author Posted January 5, 2007 Ah, Jack me darlin'--ye know ye'd always be safe with me. I'd never take a shot at ye. Aye, Luv. I know it well. which be why ye be special ta me. And a perfectly fine booty it be, Ransome. Fine indeed. Now if'n I can just get me eyes back in me head. Ah, Silkie, Luv. Them be the kinda arms what I can parley wit' any voyage. Thank ye fer the welcome, Dutchman. Here's to ye, Lad. Yes I am a pirate; Two hundred years too late. The cannon don't thunder, There's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.
Silkie McDonough Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 Ah, Silkie, Luv. Them be the kinda arms what I can parley wit' any voyage. Den, deers nil any reason fer ya t' b'holdin up d'woll lad! Why nut take one uv dees lasses round the floor fer a dance?!
Ransom Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 With a laugh, I turned around. "Well, if ya keep yer eye on booty, cast an eye on this one!" And gave my rear a little wiggle. "Who let's ye out at night?" I chuckle an go back t' my bar stool. "No one "lets" me do anything, mate. I do what I want. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Jacky Tar Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 "No one "lets" me do anything, mate. I do what I want. "I know when yer out an about ye do as ye please! I was just musin' over wot yer gate keeper might be like... Ye know he might be a lion tamer by day, or wrestle alligators..."
Honour Bright Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 Ah, Silkie, Luv. Them be the kinda arms what I can parley wit' any voyage. Den, deers nil any reason fer ya t' b'holdin up d'woll lad! Why nut take one uv dees lasses round the floor fer a dance?! *Honour taps her foot and crosses her arms in front of her..um...chest.* Aye, Jack, luv--ye be a choosin' but choose wisely... *checks to make sure bodice dagger is still there* *whispers to self* Aye, it is... Taking on the world....one pair of boots at a time! A little bit of this...a little bit of that...a lot of dreams....
Blackjack Roberts Posted January 5, 2007 Author Posted January 5, 2007 Ah, Silkie, Luv. Them be the kinda arms what I can parley wit' any voyage. Den, deers nil any reason fer ya t' b'holdin up d'woll lad! Why nut take one uv dees lasses round the floor fer a dance?! *Honour taps her foot and crosses her arms in front of her..um...chest.* Aye, Jack, luv--ye be a choosin' but choose wisely... *checks to make sure bodice dagger is still there* *whispers to self* Aye, it is... Ah, Honor, Me Love. Ye know I'd choose ye above all the gold in the Spanish Main. Shall we, Luv? * holds hand out for Honor to dance * Yes I am a pirate; Two hundred years too late. The cannon don't thunder, There's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.
Honour Bright Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 I'd be delighted, darlin'... shall we whirl and dip? *smart move, luv, since ye came in with me* Taking on the world....one pair of boots at a time! A little bit of this...a little bit of that...a lot of dreams....
Silkie McDonough Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 *Honour taps her foot and crosses her arms in front of her..um...chest.*Aye, Jack, luv--ye be a choosin' but choose wisely... *checks to make sure bodice dagger is still there* *whispers to self* Aye, it is... Honour lass, I makes it a point nut t'step b'tween a lass' blade n'her man. Yull find um all bark an nil a bit o'bite wit d'lads buot tis good t make dem squirm frum time t'time.
Blackjack Roberts Posted January 5, 2007 Author Posted January 5, 2007 I'd be delighted, darlin'...shall we whirl and dip? *smart move, luv, since ye came in with me* Nothin' smart about it, Luv. Ye should know full well ye have me heart locked securely away. Aye, Luv. Whirl and dip......an ye know I be keen on the dippin' part. Yes I am a pirate; Two hundred years too late. The cannon don't thunder, There's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.
Merrydeath Posted January 6, 2007 Posted January 6, 2007 Looks at the two mates decidin ta dance, and sits herself in a chair by the fire.. "tis cold here tonight, and the chill makes my toes hurt. I'll be looking for some rum and warmth before the night tis over.. " Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Honour Bright Posted January 6, 2007 Posted January 6, 2007 Aye, me darlin'--and ye know what happens to anyone who tries to pick that lock! *I don't know what..but doesn't it sound like a nice threat?* Oooh! Nice dip there, Jack me luv! Taking on the world....one pair of boots at a time! A little bit of this...a little bit of that...a lot of dreams....
LadyBarbossa Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Blackjack... a pleasure t' have ya here at the Pub. No finer place online. Now... depends upon the candy and depends upon the babe. For th' drink, mate.... how's about Irish Cream. I'm in a smooth and mellow mood t'day. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Yersinia Pestis Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 Welcome BlackJack. I'll be taken a whiskey. You will have a wonderful time in this pub.
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