Capt. Sterling Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 Patt - just to set your mind at ease, I don't have any pics to post of the event and the others are lost. Yah...Right...... I can't remember who took the photo when Carol was adjusting some of the "stuff" jeeeeeez... scarry Dang... No way I could ever pass as a transvestite...... Hey... It was for a good cause...... ( that's my story, and I'm sticking to it...... ) Ah Pat, I don't think they want ye to be posing as a girl... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Captain Emerald Shaunassey Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 Now as a lass uv "above average" build, I'm wonderin if any uv dees lass' would'b any larger den a size 20? :) I'm ulso wonderin' if any lass larger den say a 14 would be sendin photo's in ...I'm open so. Dere should be a variety o'sizes and boat lads and lass' What the hell... I sent in a couple of photos .. what be the worst they can do? Take a look at 'em a tell me "Thanks for giving us new targets for the dart board in the newsroom!" And aye, Silkie, I bae well "above average" though, I shan't be sharing my size. Let us just say that I bae a perfectly proportioned Renaissance woman and that the Booby Fairy sneezed when she was standing o'r m' bed so that I got more than I bargained for in that department (at least they be real an' I dinnae have to pay a surgeon to make me look like a lass). Add to that, my heigth - and well ... a petite china doll, I am not. But, all the better for making the blokes take me seriously and intimidate any who says a woman shouldn't be captain of her own ship. Twill be interesting to see what the powers that be at the magazine say when tis all said and done. Best o' luck to all who did submit photos and congratulations to the winner. Emerald Captain Emerald Shaunassey O' The Salty Kiss www.TheLadiesoftheSaltyKiss.com
Red-Handed Jill Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 Patt - just to set your mind at ease, I don't have any pics to post of the event and the others are lost. Yah...Right...... I can't remember who took the photo when Carol was adjusting some of the "stuff" jeeeeeez... scarry Dang... No way I could ever pass as a transvestite...... Hey... It was for a good cause...... ( that's my story, and I'm sticking to it...... ) I believe that was Lady Jaxx. She says that she has a plethora of photos from the "pirate queen" event, but I haven't seen them. I have a group picture of all of you but it will remain unposted - unless someone pays me enough money! MWAAHAAHAAHAA (kidding...)
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 ............ ....PLETHORA........ ..........................................hehheh Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Charity Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 Well, I'm hardly material for uhm..such things but do i understand that there's a man's version coming too eh? Most men here are pretty yummy to look at so do send in and do tell us how to order this baby in Holland if it's at all afordable
The Doctor Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Charity, let's put it this way... I'd be hard pressed to say you're not material for this calendar. I firmly believe you should submit your photos straight away, because competition may be stiff. Savvy? Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Merrydeath Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 what do you think, Mad Jack, is there a place for my treasure chest too, or should we all just make way for the youngens? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Heck no! Make them young'uns WORK for it! Plenty of room for your treasure Merry! :)
Mad Matt Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Crikey! Where's th' pics and th' secret ballots?! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Charity Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Charity, let's put it this way... I'd be hard pressed to say you're not material for this calendar. I firmly believe you should submit your photos straight away, because competition may be stiff.Savvy? Oh man..were you wearing muddy glasses? I will if you will mate To answer in similar fashion.. I'd get into a heated discussion to convince anyone you're hot material for this calendar and you should send a pic in because it will be a very excited competition
The Doctor Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 what do you think, Mad Jack, is there a place for my treasure chest too, or should we all just make way for the youngens? I'd be crushed if you didn't, love! Actually, I'd just be terribly disappointed, but still hoping for an opportunity to be crushed (or at least smothered) at some later date. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Christine Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Crikey! Where's th' pics and th' secret ballots?! Yeah, not sure how this works. I sent in the pix to the address listed and I got back an automated message saying thank you for the submission. I guess they'll let us know who got in, I dunno....
The Doctor Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Yeah, not sure how this works. I sent in the pix to the address listed and I got back an automated message saying thank you for the submission. I guess they'll let us know who got in, I dunno.... And I reroute said pictures into me private mailbox-thingie, HOW, exactly? Just wondering. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Merrydeath Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 I'd be crushed if you didn't, love! Actually, I'd just be terribly disappointed, but still hoping for an opportunity to be crushed (or at least smothered) at some later date. lol.. Christine and I can both smother you.. you do breath thru your ears.. right? Crushed.. hmm .. here we do a rogue sammitch. Lass, meaty center rogue and lass.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
The Doctor Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 I'd be crushed if you didn't, love! Actually, I'd just be terribly disappointed, but still hoping for an opportunity to be crushed (or at least smothered) at some later date.  lol.. Christine and I can both smother you.. you do breath thru your ears.. right? Crushed.. hmm .. here we do a rogue sammitch. Lass, meaty center rogue and lass.. I don't have a television in my forehead, but I can take care of the rest. Do your worst, love!! I can take it!! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Merrydeath Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Send me your email, luv and I'll send you an xmas card.. aye, but if you didn't survive, it would be damn hard to get rid of the grin on your face... did ya know the pickle guys at MN will GLADLY pack treasure chests with ice if its a hot day at the faire? (innocent look) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Honour Bright Posted January 3, 2007 Posted January 3, 2007 I'd claim July. It's the middle of the year and I couldn't resist a staple in my navel, now could I? Taking on the world....one pair of boots at a time! A little bit of this...a little bit of that...a lot of dreams....
Black Syren Posted January 4, 2007 Posted January 4, 2007 *Sighs* Sent my ugly Mug in as well..I prolly will scare everyone at the Magazine..lol http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â
The Doctor Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 Merry, I'll sell you a pickle for a dollar (OK, free) any day! Honour, who'd be looking at your navel? Siren, you'll generate more sales than you think! :) Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Honour Bright Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 Not you, Jack. You'd be the first one there with a staple remover. Taking on the world....one pair of boots at a time! A little bit of this...a little bit of that...a lot of dreams....
DocF225 Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 I could be "Mr September, October and part of November". Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 Let's see... that would be one...two... perhaps three staples! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Rogue Mermaid Posted January 8, 2007 Posted January 8, 2007 I'm tempted to submit a photo (after I lose 10 pounds ). My problem is my boss takes photos of bikini girls for the magazine I work for. Not long after I started he asked me to pose. At first I said yes, but then I got to thinking that I didn't want to prance around in a bikini around my boss (for MANY reasons). So I told him that my family didn't approve of me posing (It was two years ago, I was 26...I certainly didn't need my family's approval) to avoid the situation. Black Fox lives near my office and there is a good chance, given the proximity, that he and my boss could meet being in similar employment. If my boss gets wind that I lied to him, things could be a bad.... But then again I haven't worn the mermaid costume in a looong time.......
DocF225 Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 Let's see... that would be one...two... perhaps three staples! In some rather sensitive places too... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 Fishes in bag..... I know I have some Bactine in here somewhere... and some pirate bandaids.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
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