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Here here B) I agrees wit ya!

Shall we add the handsome Captains Brand, Lasseter, Tar and Mister Blackjohn and Blackfoot? oh and perhaps some Sheppeys! They be cute!

agh ok they're all temptin...they're PIRATES!!! B)

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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So, only women with the old chest slappers are considered?

How about a nice slinky sexy femme with tapered "corset ribs", a tiny waist, and curvy hips? That doesn't count?

Hmmmph...

Now, now, now... If he'd seen yer birthday picture, a different tune would be sung altogether. B)B)

Well, thank you. B)

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Wow..so many.

Ok so those voted or in the Males...

Mad Jack

William Red Wake

Dorian Lasseter

Tar

Black John

Blackfoot

Patrick Hand too!

And for the Ladies..

Silkie

Maeve

Hmm we needs some more ladies posted..Gents who would you like to see?

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With some work, I could look like Sylvester Stalone.....

;) Why would ya want to? Ya look fine just the way ya are.

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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Aye, Captain Blackfoot fer certain. and Mr. Hand as well. I'm also partial to Foxe in his red ASC get up.

Now notice 'ow Siren pulled 'erself off tha list? Nice try but no cigar. Put yer self right back on there!

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I can attest that Patt looks quite fetching in a gold lamé bikini and veil. ;)

(Patt - the "Pirate Queen" event will haunt you forever... but you were a mighty good sport!)

;) That musta been a Kodak moment!

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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Oh yeah - it was! And then some!

A few of the lads in Tales of the Seven Seas took part in a "pirate queen" auction for a charitable cause (namely to contribute to a portable lift for Ace and his wife Lisa.) Here is the description of the event by Claire, our pirate mum (founder of TO7S):

First out was "Miss Ginger" (Shelly) who was staggering all over and fell face first in the dirt when I said she was so drunk that she would do anything! The wench that bought her asked if the bottle of rum she was carrying was included and I answered yes. The guys had put a pretty healthy dent in it backstage (Dutch Courage, ya know?)

Then came "Miss Patricia" (Patt) sporting gold sequins and a veil. She did a great deal of blushing when her veil fell off and revealed her mustache!

Then came "Hung Lo" the Jewel of the East (Gary) who was dressed in Sasha's wench wear with a waist cincher. She came out with a shuffling Geisha step, batting her eyes and demurely giggling behind her hand and waving her hanky. She put the crowd on the floor when she shouted out "love you long time!!!" (Gotta give Gary a tremendous pat on the back for this one, diving in with both feet on his very first event!! Well done mate!!!)

Next up was "Miss Sally" (Rich) wearing Erin's wench wear and a turban. He earned the highest bid of any of the pirate queens at $43 ($40 for the bid and Iron Jack paid an additional $3 for the privaledge of rubbing her lushly carpeted belly!)

Then there was "Miss Fatima" (Greg) this exotic beauty was dressed in revealing black belly dance attire, covered in sequins and jingling coins she came out strutting her stuff and shaking her money maker! Looking lovely as she raised her arms over her head- Let's just say that a razor just isn't necessary when you're a natural beauty!

Next came "Miss Petra" (Redd) the tallest wench of lot, who showed them a lot of leg and batted her eyes over her pink feather fan! Petra's greatest moment came later during the pirate swag auction however, when she was working as Vanna White displaying items and balances a pair of tankards on her boobs! (very impressive Pete!!) Wait until you see those photos!

Finally came "Queen Comonnawannalei-u" (Bob) wearing a rainbow colored grass skirt, a lei and a coconut bra that covered her rouged nipples, which she flashed at the audience, who were delighted! Her grand finale came when she seductively peeled a bananna, rubbed it on her rouged nipple and then ate it sloooowly!

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You have to be nominated.

you were, by Silkie, first off the bat even.

Jack ...Siren ...Looks to me to be a good start to the new year for Jack is indeed an attractive lad and wot a beauty Siren'b!

good try at getting out o it though.

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With some work, I could look like Sylvester Stalone.....

Yes sorry, I left Mad Jack and Patrick Hand in that very nice blue checked shirt off th list ..

LOL trying to picture Sylvester Stallone dressed as a pirate!

YO HO Adrienne!!!! B)B)B)

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Hell, why don't ye do a pirate of the month right here at the pub? I would certainly nominate the lasses of my crewe, Aurore, The Twins, Skittles, and I certainly would second the nomination of Siren!


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B)B) And I was trying to hide. Ok Maybe I will submit my pic. Unfortunately I need help getting the image to fir the requirements and my art programs are not downloaded. Can anyone assist me?

These are the measurements again for the submission for the magazine.

Remember, the photos have to be either taken by you (with model's permission for publication) or of you. They have to either be printed photos or digital photos (300dpi 5x7).

PS And I suppose I would do the calendar as well...

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Here's to ye Jack! I am sure yer efforts will make us all quite happy!!! ;):lol::lol::lol:


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Hell, why don't ye do a pirate of the month right here at the pub? I would certainly nominate the lasses of my crewe, Aurore, The Twins, Skittles, and I certainly would second the nomination of Siren!

:lol: The Twins? This I gotta see!

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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Patt - just to set your mind at ease, I don't have any pics to post of the event and the others are lost.

Yah...Right......

I can't remember who took the photo when Carol was adjusting some of the "stuff" jeeeeeez... scarry

Dang... No way I could ever pass as a transvestite...... :lol:

Hey... It was for a good cause...... ( that's my story, and I'm sticking to it...... :lol: )

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