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Attention All Hotties (and/or Wenches)


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The Pyrates Way is still looking for beautiful wenches to grace our pages. We still need two lovelies for the Winter Wench of the Quarter. A Pyrate Wench is best, but any beautiful wench with. . uh. . . nice. . .attributes (i.e. huge tracts of land) upon which pirates would likely drool would be perfect!

Remember, the photos have to be either taken by you (with model's permission for publication) or of you. They have to either be printed photos or digital photos (300dpi 5x7).

Send 'em to: publisher@pyratesway.com

Of course we'll be giving a big shout out to this forum in every issue from now on as you folks have been so supportive of our venture.

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So, only women with the old chest slappers are considered?

How about a nice slinky sexy femme with tapered "corset ribs", a tiny waist, and curvy hips? That doesn't count?

Hmmmph...

Now, now, now... If he'd seen yer birthday picture, a different tune would be sung altogether. :P:blink:

Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?

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Yes yes! 12 months of pirates! Male version! WOOT!! :blink:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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oh now I like that idea Red Cat. I ken even think o some pirates to press, er, nominate fer tha calender.

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oh now I like that idea Red Cat. I ken even think o some pirates to press, er, nominate fer tha calender.

Aye...hmmm now let's see.....

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Maybe it should be an equal-opportunity calender, six female and six male hotties. That way, everyone gets a little cheese cake. **Hummm...thinking about which males I would like to press...er, oops...I mean, nominate**

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and buccaneers and buried gold...

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Maybe it should be an equal-opportunity calender, six female and six male hotties. That way, everyone gets a little cheese cake.

Aye.. an EOPC! (equal opportunity pirate calendar) sounds goode to me!

I'll take one copy please :angry:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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I think they actually want to sell a few copies, love. Now, if we were to put you in it (instead of an eyesore such meself), they'll have brisk sales indeed!!

Come now Jack, wit that smile ye gots?

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Nay Chloe..we could put em in two's!

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Jack ...Siren ...Looks to me to be a good start to the new year for Jack is indeed an attractive lad and wot a beauty Siren'b!

Now as a lass uv "above average" build, I'm wonderin if any uv dees lass' would'b any larger den a size 20? :)

I'm ulso wonderin' if any lass larger den say a 14 would be sendin photo's in ...I'm open so. Dere should be a variety o'sizes and boat lads and lass'

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A beautiful pirate lass be a wench in kit living and loving being a pyrate!!!

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