TheBlackFox Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 The Pyrates Way is still looking for beautiful wenches to grace our pages. We still need two lovelies for the Winter Wench of the Quarter. A Pyrate Wench is best, but any beautiful wench with. . uh. . . nice. . .attributes (i.e. huge tracts of land) upon which pirates would likely drool would be perfect! Remember, the photos have to be either taken by you (with model's permission for publication) or of you. They have to either be printed photos or digital photos (300dpi 5x7). Send 'em to: publisher@pyratesway.com Of course we'll be giving a big shout out to this forum in every issue from now on as you folks have been so supportive of our venture.
PirateSSe Posted December 20, 2006 Posted December 20, 2006 So, only women with the old chest slappers are considered? How about a nice slinky sexy femme with tapered "corset ribs", a tiny waist, and curvy hips? That doesn't count? Hmmmph...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 Since this appears to be an solicitation for some of our more forthright pirates, I'm moving this to "A Way to a Pyrate's Heart." ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
The Doctor Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 So, only women with the old chest slappers are considered?How about a nice slinky sexy femme with tapered "corset ribs", a tiny waist, and curvy hips? That doesn't count? Hmmmph... Now, now, now... If he'd seen yer birthday picture, a different tune would be sung altogether. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 Hey now! That's pure sexual discrimination! I wanna be a hottie! Haarumph!
The Doctor Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 Damn straight, Bo! We all deserve a shot, regardless o' plumbing! So, Mr. Editor, have yerself a "Hotties & Hunks" edition! Yeah, I know I'll still flunk out, but it's worth a shot! :) Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Black Syren Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 LOL That is a grand Idea Jack! and then the Pub members could offer suggestions as to who they would nominate for the pics to put in.. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 Yes yes! 12 months of pirates! Male version! WOOT!! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 oh now I like that idea Red Cat. I ken even think o some pirates to press, er, nominate fer tha calender. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Christine Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 I sent in some of my pix. Why not, sounds like fun-lol!
blackjohn Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 Bravo Christine, bravo! My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together.
Crimson Blade Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 I would like to see a pirate hunk calendar. I'm sure we could find twelve willing members from here. All those hairy backs and beer guts to look at **swoons** I may never leave the house again!
Crimson Blade Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 A friend of mine did a similar thing for her Christmas gifts last year. She made up a calendar of her ex boyfriends, with a pic of each one representing each month. Having seen Mr October, I'm surprised she could even walk in November, let alone pull another hottie!
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 oh now I like that idea Red Cat. I ken even think o some pirates to press, er, nominate fer tha calender. Aye...hmmm now let's see..... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Ransom Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 Maybe it should be an equal-opportunity calender, six female and six male hotties. That way, everyone gets a little cheese cake. **Hummm...thinking about which males I would like to press...er, oops...I mean, nominate** ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Black Syren Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 I vote Mad Jack! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â
The Doctor Posted December 21, 2006 Posted December 21, 2006 I think they actually want to sell a few copies, love. Now, if we were to put you in it (instead of an eyesore such meself), they'll have brisk sales indeed!! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 Maybe it should be an equal-opportunity calender, six female and six male hotties. That way, everyone gets a little cheese cake. Aye.. an EOPC! (equal opportunity pirate calendar) sounds goode to me! I'll take one copy please :angry: Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 :angry: I think they actually want to sell a few copies, love. Now, if we were to put you in it (instead of an eyesore such meself), they'll have brisk sales indeed!! Come now Jack, wit that smile ye gots? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 Aww, den we only get ta nominate 6 fellows aye? Umm, off to whittle down me list...... "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 Nay Chloe..we could put em in two's! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 well then, lets start tha pressing! :angry: "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Silkie McDonough Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 Jack ...Siren ...Looks to me to be a good start to the new year for Jack is indeed an attractive lad and wot a beauty Siren'b! Now as a lass uv "above average" build, I'm wonderin if any uv dees lass' would'b any larger den a size 20? :) I'm ulso wonderin' if any lass larger den say a 14 would be sendin photo's in ...I'm open so. Dere should be a variety o'sizes and boat lads and lass'
Scupper Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 A beautiful pirate lass be a wench in kit living and loving being a pyrate!!! Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
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