Rogue Mermaid Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 *Looks down her shirt* That's odd. Mine always point straight ahead...
Patrick Hand Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 After reading stuff in some of the other threads, and the scarry images that got stuck in me poor brain...... Rogue Mermaid......posted *Looks down her shirt*That's odd. Mine always point straight ahead.. THAT is an image I kinda like......
Red-Handed Jill Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 I'll bet you're still traumatized by my spiked metal breast cups and loincloth reference... heh. (Yeah, I know, "MY EYES!" )
Patrick Hand Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 I'll bet you're still traumatized by my spiked metal breast cups and loincloth reference... Nah... that was another of those "happy thoughts"..... just no hugging....
The Doctor Posted January 19, 2007 Posted January 19, 2007 I'll bet you're still traumatized by my spiked metal breast cups and loincloth reference... heh. C'mere, love! We need to chat! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Red-Handed Jill Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 Wanna hug? Those things are in my attic somewhere... Hey - have a great vacation!!
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 Still laughing about ..boobage.. The word is stuck in her head booooooobage No! make it stop right up there with oinkstrips Jack, we xpect pictures when ye return! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted January 20, 2007 Posted January 20, 2007 but ye see yer boobies always point to tha sky when yer on yer back "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
DocF225 Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 but ye see yer boobies always point to tha sky when yer on yer back unless, of course, they point to yer armpits... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
DocF225 Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 Still laughing about ..boobage..The word is stuck in her head booooooobage No! make it stop right up there with oinkstrips Jack, we xpect pictures when ye return! Here, I'll make it stop.. "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. It started from a tropic port aboard this tiny ship......" Now you'll have that little ditty rolling about yer brainpan for a few days... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 Oh .... remind me to thank you Doc...no...reeeally, remind me sometime when you're close enough.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Patrick Hand Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 Still laughing about ..boobage.. Now that ye have caught yer breath........ How about spoobage...... way to much boobage mashed into a way too small of a bodice.... (and not nicely done..... ) think of Jello on a plate..... how they keep that much blubbery mass "up" is beyond my engineering skills......it's the "wiggling" of all the spoobage that causes nightmares..... (Red Handed Jill will know what I'm typing about.........)
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 "Blubbery mass?" I take exception sir! Mine be no blubbery mass..tho they be quite nice Then again...I know what ye mean... some of those pictures...whoagh nellie! put some caution tape around that! too much too much.. scary!!!!!! lol Angel cakes Apples Balboas melons muffins snuggle pups taters twin peaks and the ever popular "hooters" Gotta love the internet.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Silkie McDonough Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 Being a woman who could easily "fall" into spoobage I could never understand how a woman could dress herself like that and not be uncomfortable. Those things swinging every which way! They get in the way when contained I can not imagine not having problems. Well, to each his own and I guess if those belong to lass that has your heart then they are beautiful as she surely is. Hey, imagine that, spoobage isn't in the dictionary.
Patrick Hand Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 I should clarify, before I get into trouble..... I've seen women with LARGE breast wearing bodices and they have done a nice job of it..... Spoobage, is NOT nicely done....
Silkie McDonough Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 Thanks for the clairification Patrick. I knew what you meant but it is always good to be concice (errr, concise) ...especially when talking about the form of a woman!
Patrick Hand Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 it is always good to be concice I like the sound of that.... it sounds almost dirty.......
Ransom Posted January 21, 2007 Posted January 21, 2007 Back in the days, having gone to the So. Calif. Ren Faire for about fifteen years, I have seen and been apalled by LOTS of spoobage. However, my first husband used to refer to the Ren Faire as the "Olympics of tit watching" so I guess it's all in the eyes of the beholder - so-to-speak! Hmmm, might be one of the reasons I'm married to someone else now. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 22, 2007 Posted January 22, 2007 Ye mean he though they were spoooblicious? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted January 22, 2007 Posted January 22, 2007 Spoobes fascinate me. If nothing else I'm always wondering if they are going to completely pop out or not. Sort of like watching a car wreck. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Red-Handed Jill Posted January 22, 2007 Posted January 22, 2007 Patrick is referring to one woman in particular - her spoobage was not a pretty sight. I've seen plenty, but this woman was beyond anything I had ever seen. The men were wincing. And she was strutting around with them thrust out in front of her proudly. I've seen other women who looked similar and wonder if any of them have mirrors that go below the neck.
CrazyCholeBlack Posted January 22, 2007 Posted January 22, 2007 We have one particular woman here that has *those* spoobs as well (I think everyone has one really). For a long while I had a photo of them on my computer as an example of what NOT to do. The worst thing is that she goes to everything! The spoobs that you can't escape. She doesn't need a mirror that goes below the neck to see them either "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Merrydeath Posted January 22, 2007 Posted January 22, 2007 I'm not a good enough computer programer to make it....But I always thought it would be fun to have a program where you got to put together all the parts to make the person of your dreams... Eye color,,, nose... make it a little smaller.... chin.... hair.... body type... a little smaller there... a little longer there..... You'd adjust the controlls untell they came out Just Right...... Of course then you'd have to go shopping for a brain and personallity to fit into that perfect body.... hey Patrick.. you did that to me!! You made the model of me and even put clothes on my model.. I'm not sure if I still have the pic... and Doc.. you are a rogue. and thank you for it! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
DocF225 Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Oh .... remind me to thank you Doc...no...reeeally, remind me sometime when you're close enough.... Any time darlin, always ready to help a lady in distress Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 A true gentleman Doc... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
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