Merrydeath Posted December 11, 2006 Posted December 11, 2006 buxum wench seeks pirate for playing MASTer and COMMANDer, long walks on long planks, playing with booty and firing off cannons. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 Hmm a 12 months of pirates calendar would be nice Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 Hmm a 12 months of pirates calendar would be nice "Aye, and wot month would ye be, Red Cat?"
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 June...or April Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 June...or April "Yer no fool Red Cat, April is me month."
Captain Midnight Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 I love a voluptious woman as well, one with a bit of weight on her. Not very obese, but someone built like, say, the "Super Nanny" on television, or Kirstie Alley. Definitely not rail-thin, that turns me off. I like a kind heart, and I'm partial to red hair... "Now then, me bullies! Would you rather do the gallows dance, and hang in chains 'til the crows pluck your eyes from your rotten skulls? Or would you feel the roll of a stout ship beneath your feet again?" ---Captain William Kidd--- (1945)
Silkie McDonough Posted December 12, 2006 Posted December 12, 2006 mmmm ...so many pirates so little time ...and money! lol
PyratePhil Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 So I'm really interested in what each of you really like size wise in the opposite sex. I don't really have a preference size-wise, but my past seems to indicate that for some reason the more petite ladies are attracted to me. ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Silkie McDonough Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Phill, it has been a few months! Welcome back.
PyratePhil Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 Thank you, m'lady - wasn't sure if I was going to make it back, what with all the petite ladies chasing me... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Mad Matt Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 Jeeze! I need that problem...... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
PyratePhil Posted December 15, 2006 Posted December 15, 2006 You and me both, bro... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Charity Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 Well..darn I've been alone so long I would settle for sweet and honest and just..loving me but hey, i do have likes and dislikes and i must say i love a man who's taller then me and strong..and god PLEASE let him have hair On his body that is, head is obvious but i adore a man who doesn't wax..hair i says!
PyratePhil Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 Well..darn I've been alone so long ... On his body that is, head is obvious but i adore a man who doesn't wax..hair i says! Um, I guess I've been alone longer than you, m'lady - Do MANY men wax these days? ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Charity Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 Um, I guess I've been alone longer than you, m'lady - I would bet my life you haven't.. But, alas it's no contest. About the waxing..i was under the impression more and more men do these days..and everwhere, very disturbing I saw it on tv once and this guy was..let's say NOT HAPPY
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Short or Tall Wide or Thin What matters Most Is the Material Within Capt. Bo
Charity Posted December 24, 2006 Posted December 24, 2006 Nice Captain Bo..would be nice if more men thought that way but let's be realistic..looks and esp. body shape is still very important to most. Oh well maybe all will learn some day. *Checking inside matter* I think I'm allright on that level atleast
lady snow Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 Thank you, m'lady - wasn't sure if I was going to make it back, what with all the petite ladies chasing me... is this something new, phil? or were the petite ladies chasing you at emmf and faire when no one else was looking? ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire
Patrick Hand Posted January 14, 2007 Posted January 14, 2007 Is the Material Within Yah... but without the right packaging, the insides get runny and kinda gooey...... She may have a great mind.... but witout a skull and a pretty face, it also gets messy..........
DocF225 Posted January 15, 2007 Posted January 15, 2007 As I've said previously a pulse is key. That said, I truly prefer ladies of substance, intelligent, playful, and just a bit crazy. She'd have to be to put up wi' the likes of me. I too prefer a lass wi red hair and blue or green eyes. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Merrydeath Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Doc, that leaves me out this month.. I have brown/hazel eyes and brown-carmel hair.. I go red for Fall and then more blond for spring. always a day late..and a season short Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
DocF225 Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Doc, that leaves me out this month.. I have brown/hazel eyes and brown-carmel hair.. I go red for Fall and then more blond for spring.always a day late..and a season short None of me previous postings are carved in stone mind ye.... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Patrick Hand Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Remember..... alla you tall thin Pyrate Ladys that none O' th' Pyrate men be wantin'.......... I likes th' tall thin Pyrate Ladys..... Lets see.... I'm 6' 3" tall.... about 180 lbs.... (tall and kinda thin).... I likes someone wot I don't have ter bend over ter hug....or dance wit.... someone that I can kiss without getting a crink in my neck.... (not that thar be nothing wrong wit the short ladys... I just like th' tall ones....) OH yah.... and skinny.....
LadyBarbossa Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Hmmm.... I've have no preference upon physical appearance of someone of the opposite sex. As this subject has been rather not a priority. I am, however, a sucker for blue eyes. :) But I dare say... the one I have a fancy for... he's a body I can hold on to. ... especially as I gaze into his wonderful blue eyes. And some hair to allow my fingers to comb through. It's not what I look for ahead of time with restrictions of the wrong sort, looking for second best. It's what comes to me in what matters the most and finding he's far more than I truly expected. Eye level... with a big heart and a big smile. What more can a Lady ask for? ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Patrick Hand Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 I'm not a good enough computer programer to make it.... But I always thought it would be fun to have a program where you got to put together all the parts to make the person of your dreams... Eye color,,, nose... make it a little smaller.... chin.... hair.... body type... a little smaller there... a little longer there..... You'd adjust the controlls untell they came out Just Right...... Of course then you'd have to go shopping for a brain and personallity to fit into that perfect body....
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