Ransom Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 Armadillo? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Jacky Tar Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 "I think she was postin' Matt a compliment, luv!"
Ransom Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 I know, but I was just tryin' ta be funny. Oh well. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 you two are terrible! "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Ransom Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 I don't know what you mean! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 sure, sure, play innocent Ransom. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Ransom Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 Me? Innocent? You must have mistaken me for someone else! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 no no no, I said "play" innocent. There's no illusion that ye actually *are* innocent. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Jacky Tar Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 "Ransom is innocent till proven otherwise; so prove otherwise CrazyChole!"
Mad Matt Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 Matt accepts compliments from ALL beautiful wimmins. Especially, Chole! Thanks, luv. Now, PM me your address so's I can send you yer check. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Ransom Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 Oh no. Not that old line "The check's in the mail! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Mad Matt Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 Well, somehow I think it's against the law to mail myself, so......... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Ransom Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 Oh, I don't know. UPS will ship pretty much anything. And think of all the fun you'd have listening to the delivery guys cursing over the heaviness of the box. Or you could make funny animal noises and scare the bejeebbers out of um. In any case, Chole would have a surprising Secret Santa gift! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Mad Matt Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 UPS isn't called "Oops" for nothing. I'd be in pretty bad shape by the time I was through with my overnight delivery..... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 DHL? "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Ransom Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 DHL? Delivery Help Line? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 DHL? Delivery Help Line? "Delivering Hot Lads" "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Mad Matt Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 ***Matt ceremoniously licks his finger and vertically swipes it in the air.*** That's ONE FOR CHOLE!!!! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Rats Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 I know I've said it before. But I've always had an appreciation for the "girl next door " types. And I've always been an "Eye" man. Be it sad puppy, sweet and innocent, or simply daring and dangerous.... I love a good set of eyes. No rest for the wicked! Wait a minute... that's me?!
Jacky Tar Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 And I've always been an "Eye" man..... I love a good set of eyes. "Tell the truth Rats, ye like legs; but if they have good legs, ye couldn't catch 'em. They'd out run ye!" "Just teasin', eyes and a smile go along way wit' me, too. Cheers mate!"
Rats Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 I'm actually thinking that blind and rich is the way to go! Here's to ya just the same! Rats No rest for the wicked! Wait a minute... that's me?!
Patrick Hand Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 And I've always been an "Eye" man. Is that as in.... "Aaaargh ye toothsome wench, ya wanna climb up ter th crows nest wit me?" An' ye hope th' ansewer be...... Well ye get th' idea.........
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 hmm pirate match . com "Toothsome wench seeks blind, rich, mercury free pirate with crow's nest. Add a point if it's yer ship. Interests are- Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
DocF225 Posted December 7, 2006 Posted December 7, 2006 hmm pirate match . com"Toothsome wench seeks blind, rich, mercury free pirate with crow's nest. Add a point if it's yer ship. Interests are- Plunderin, Wenchin, Pub Inspectin, Plunderin some more, with occasional "swordplay". Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
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