Mad Matt Posted November 24, 2006 Posted November 24, 2006 I think you two have been sharing recipes, again. Does the term "Mind Eraser" jog yer memory? OF COURSE NOT! YOU'VE HAD YER MIND ERASED, DAMMIT! Crikey, wimmin......give away all my secrets. Ye make me sound any more suave and I'll hafta change me name t' The Scarlet Pimpernel! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Zephaniah W Nash Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 I'm with them that like some curves to a woman. If she looks like I'm a-gonna rupture myself on her protruding hipbones, I tend to lose interest -- that, of course, all changes on the amount I've had to drink, of course. And for anything more than some idle girl-watching, I much prefer women to have... questionable judgement. Otherwise, she'll be running off with one o' them actual attractive men, before I can turn her head with my shining wit and sparkling personality. In other words, iffen I can't baffle 'em with my BS, I'm typically out o' luck. Seriously, though, if a woman can't carry on something resembling an intelligent conversation, I'm going to look for the exit pretty quick. And it certainly helps if there are at least one or two common points -- any woman who can talk guns or at least knows how to hold a sword, or that realizes Geoffrey Rush makes a more believable pirate than Johnny Depp, will go much further to turning my head than does one who can only talk about whoever was on American Idol last night.
Silkie McDonough Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 Crikey, wimmin......give away all my secrets.Ye make me sound any more suave and I'll hafta change me name t' The Scarlet Pimpernel! Oew! In that case ... Mad Matt? We'll he is as sick a scurvey dog that ever landed in this pub. Wouldn't know romance unless he found it in the bottom of a tankard of rum! Is that better sweetie?
kass Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 ...will go much further to turning my head than does one who can only talk about whoever was on American Idol last night. American Idol?... What's that? Seriously -- never saw a single episode. Or Surivivor. Or most of the shows people used to talk about around the office (back when I went to work in any office). I'm really so very not cool... Of course I can quote the daily schedule of the SciFi channel, tell you what's playing on History International tonite, and let you know when the next episode of Poirot will be on and where. Building an Empire... one prickety stitch at a time!
Mad Matt Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 Is that better sweetie? Much. Thanks..... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Zephaniah W Nash Posted November 27, 2006 Posted November 27, 2006 Of course I can quote the daily schedule of the SciFi channel, tell you what's playing on History International tonite, and let you know when the next episode of Poirot will be on and where. Oohh. I'm yours...
hitman Posted November 27, 2006 Posted November 27, 2006 Right what I look for in the oppisite sex, The normal intangibles with humor and intellect aside (as everyone wants that.) Medium to tall, large breasts, curves through out, I don't really care for the anorexic type, nor for a woman who has more weight than she can carry. What most would call obese is fine ( Hey at 6'2" 250 lbs I have little room to complain but I do carry my weight well) but I do like a woman who can carry what she brought to the table. ( Hope this doesn't offened as that is not it's intent.) Medium to long hair dark or red. Witch is pretty much a description of both my only long term partner and the woman I am currently dating. The ladies in between have run the gammot but I keep coming back to this. THIS BE THE HITMAN WE GOIN QUIET
Merrydeath Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 mad matt.. the red pimp!! and if I had cable I would LOVE to see the Poirot shows.. when our PTV had the short movies on, I copied them. and Brother Cadfael too.. I think I was a rennie/pirate at heart even then. I do have some extra weight I need to get off.. Can't wait for some warmer weather .. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
DocF225 Posted November 30, 2006 Posted November 30, 2006 Can't wait for some warmer weather .. I fear yer gonna has a long wait Luv. Winter's jest startin. There's Gotta be some indoor activities to keep ye occupied... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Merrydeath Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 tongue in cheek explanation.. so to speak. and its only 5 months to shorts weather.. ------------------------- The Act of Entering If the man is ready (same vice-versa) 1/4 calories If the woman is not (same vice-versa) 274 calories Satisfying Partner (organ size) Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside. Normal size 22 calories Oversize 15 calories Tremendous 8 calories Teensy-weensy 163 calories Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Scupper Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 When I was a wee lad shape and size was all that mattered. Now it be what's on the inside that matters to me. Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
Merrydeath Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 Scupper hun.. ya still like a nice turn of an ankle or a large treasure chest.. but indeed.. its more whats inside that counts. Glad ta see ya online and upright after your berthday!! man of my dreams-- Sense of humor and self... great kisses.. willing to be do what is needed and not just wanted.. aye, a man like that is well worth the wait. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Scupper Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 thanks luv. You'll always be the wench of me dreams "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
Merrydeath Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 thanks luv. You'll always be the wench of me dreams aye laddy.. I know we will be friends til they lower our cold bodies to the seas... looks didnt' matter as much as the twinkle in his eyes when he looked at me.. Theres someone to the west I'm sharing a tankard with at times.. a nice bloke who likes ta read and cook. ya know I wish you bestest too, Scupper lad! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Scupper Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 Ah! Well warn him to treat ye right or he be answering to me! My heart and best wishes to you luv "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least."
Mad Matt Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 I would say I'd like someone I can fit my arms around, but I'm 6'. That could be a BIG woman. I'd say someone I could pick up, but I'm kinda strong. That could be a BIG woman. Dang it....not workin' out the way I wanted it to! How 'bout, big enough so's I can pick her up and throw her on the bed without breakin' her? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 well we've established that you want a woman at least. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Mad Matt Posted December 4, 2006 Posted December 4, 2006 DING! DING! DING! YOU'RE THE WINNER!!!! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 oh goodie! So where's my prize? "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
Mad Matt Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Ummm, Arizona? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Wow he bought you a whole STATE? what a great prize! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Ransom Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 well we've established that you want a woman at least. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Fox Posted December 5, 2006 Posted December 5, 2006 Wow he bought you a whole STATE? what a great prize! Yeah... but only Arizona... Foxe"With this Fore-Staff he fansies he does Wonders, when, God knows, it amounts to no more but only to solve that simple Question, Where are we? Which every chi'd in London can tell you." - Ned Ward The Wooden World Dissected, 1707ETFox.co.uk
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 Well I'll take it ifshe doesn't want it...you KNOW one day it'll be beachfront property....OOh did just say that? jok! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
CrazyCholeBlack Posted December 6, 2006 Posted December 6, 2006 You can have the rest of the state Jenny, I just want one thing out of it. "If part of the goods be plundered by a pirate the proprietor or shipmaster is not entitled to any contribution." An introduction to merchandize, Robert Hamilton, 1777Slightly Obsessed, an 18th Century reenacting blog
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