DocF225 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I'm not sure if romance is dead, per se, but it does smell a bit funny as of late. Damn chili... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Chili? Shaking? Gotta run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I have a bottle of Hot Sex that got around at RF2.. it sure was fun seeing the faces of everyone I asked if they wanted Hot sex with me. I like some muscle n heft to my mate.. not too much so he can't keep up with me, but enough that I dont' get hurt when we cuddle. Actually I dont care about looks all that much. I want someone who cares enough about me not to lie.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanni MacLain Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I like some muscle n heft to my mate.. not too much so he can't keep up with me, but enough that I dont' get hurt when we cuddle. Actually I dont care about looks all that much. I want someone who cares enough about me not to lie.. Trim is it for me(nothing boney!), and in some kind of shape(you need the endurance for marathon sex). You'd be amazed how much being out of shape affects your intimacy. Ride him like ya stole him! I admire your mentality,Merrydeath,and can relate. It's difficult enough finding a 'soulmate' without getting too hung up on looks. I've been guilty of it in the past(oh but the fun!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capnwilliam Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I like to look at women of all shapes and sizes. But playing the "built to order" game: she'd be anywhere from 5'2" to 5'6" , slender, but with large breasts and behind. And there is something about the combination of long legs with small feet that drives me wild! :) I also love Rummy3's avatar! :) Capt. William "The fight's not over while there's a shot in the locker!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taemus MacRoegen Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 playing the "built to order" game: she'd be anywhere from 5'2" to 5'6" , slender, but with large breasts and behind. And there is something about the combination of long legs with small feet that drives me wild! :) I'm with you on everything but the big behind. Total turn off for me. I like the tiny hiney. And no roast beef curtains! I said that out loud didn't I? Here's ta' swimmin' wit' loose limbed women.... Iffen ah'm drunk ta' tha' brink, do prop me up, me darlin'... But iffen ah'm anywhere near bein' sober ta' me gills, do buy me a drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Alyx Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 prithee what is 'roast beef curtains'? (LOL this has been answered) My beau likes behind with some meat to pinch...but you know those naughty italians...they loves ta pinches arse. ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I need to lose some office weight, but in my defence, my cleavages have gotten bigger too. and I do like some beef cake to snuggle up to... sigh Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taemus MacRoegen Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I love cleavage. A place I love being. Cleavage makes me very...happy. Cannot get enough. Well, not just cleavage. I love both places above the rib cage; cleavage and oral.......... Ooops. I said that out loud also didn't I? Damn. I need to stop that. I may offend someone without cleavage or a mouth. Damn, I did it again. Sorry. Here's ta' swimmin' wit' loose limbed women.... Iffen ah'm drunk ta' tha' brink, do prop me up, me darlin'... But iffen ah'm anywhere near bein' sober ta' me gills, do buy me a drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSatan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Cleavage n' large tracts of land have their place, but me thinks that I'm more partial to a brace of sweet boobettes. A pair of small wicked breasts can be especially sweet on a long voyage . A hard little heiny or a fine round ass be attributes of quality as well . Aye, spinners wit' hardwood floors be my dearest treasure. -Captain Satan As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrothgar Addams Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 As me uncle Geezer Addams usta say: Makin' it with a skinny woman is like ridin' a ten speed across th railroad tracks. It can be done without killin yerself; its damned uncomfortable; and yer liable ta break sumpin' in the process! Ta quote Nigel Tuffnel: "The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'--" Never give up--Never surrender! Remember -- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Live while yer alive--an' when yore dead be done with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 As me uncle Geezer Addams usta say: Wot ever he said....... We all have our preferences (just in case anyone forgot.... I like the tall thin skinny ladys) But the Ladys all come in such a nice variety O' sizes......... Some like the larger topply endowed..... and there are a lot of them..... Dang... I can't think of a way to type out rightly.... how to you say women with smaller breast, with out sounding condicending.....that there are guys that prefere them that size....... And how do you explaine that ... as a guy type... I don't have "those"... and dang.... a cool lady... I/we don't really care wot size "they" are.......heck... we may have preferences..... but Dang... you have preferences also...... It's too bad that the PG-13 mode wont let me type about nipples tho............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanni MacLain Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Please don't talk about nipples,Patrick. Mine are listening and they're quite sensitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Alyx Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 LOL..you can whisper it to us....lol and Captain Satan...spinners and hard wood floors..hmmmmm! ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateSSe Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 me thinks that I'm more partial to a brace of sweet boobettes. A pair of small wicked breasts can be especially sweet on a long voyage . A hard little heiny -Captain Satan A man with taste!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSatan Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 A man with taste!! ...and sharp teeth! As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateSSe Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 A man with taste!! ...and sharp teeth! Sharper than my nails?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 ...A man with taste!! ...and sharp teeth! ....Sharper than my nails?? Dang.... startin' ter sound like thar be a buncha' vampires around here........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateSSe Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 ...A man with taste!!...and sharp teeth! ....Sharper than my nails?? Dang.... startin' ter sound like thar be a buncha' vampires around here........ Watch yer neck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSatan Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Watch yer neck... I like to sink my teeth into a womans heinny! As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 I like to sink my teeth into a womans heinny! Well.....ok.. but you might chip a few.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateSSe Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Watch yer neck... I like to sink my teeth into a womans heinny! would said woman like havin' her ass chomped? Hindquarters a la mode...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSatan Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 and Captain Satan...spinners and hard wood floors..hmmmmm! I don't mind a little carpet, just no landing strips! As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Ta quote Nigel Tuffnel: "The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'--" Oh, dear God! talk about deja vu! I admit... I was told that, more cushion for the pushin'. Rather funny, not sure exactly how to take that. I'd say I have that cushion for the pushin'. As to what size I fancy. Well, I don't care too much but if I must be picky, I prefer meat on the bones. That's ALL the bones not just the one, boys! Jeez I like something to hang onto. And taller than I, so.. 6 ft or more is a good height. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Ok, I've been away from here so long and just go a notification for this. I've missed this forum Let me say specificly what i like and not like in a man. Like: Muscular, hairy (not a bear but a fair amount..Hmmm sexy), masculine,little bit of a belly (you know..the sexy wanna touch and kiss kind of soft little belly.. ) tall, dark hair(& eyes if possible) but some blonds can be mighty yummy too , a little adventurous and interested in history, honest, sportive, beard (Not like a lepracon LOL but a short to middle size beard that's kept well, NICE.) and he MUST be hygenic!!! Dislikes: Macho's, men that shave or wax (cringe ), beard that's badly kept or too long, arrogance, dishonesty, uncleanelyness, boring bar or sit on the couch and watch sport all the time types. I guess that's specific enough, now..anyone single who fits the bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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