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Still laughing about ..boobage..

The word is stuck in her head booooooobage

No! make it stop :ph34r:

right up there with oinkstrips

Jack, we xpect pictures when ye return!

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

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but ye see yer boobies always point to tha sky when yer on yer back ;)

;)

unless, of course, they point to yer armpits... ;);)

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Still laughing about ..boobage..

The word is stuck in her head booooooobage

No! make it stop ;)

right up there with oinkstrips

Jack, we xpect pictures when ye return!

Here, I'll make it stop..

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. It started from a tropic port aboard this tiny ship......"

Now you'll have that little ditty rolling about yer brainpan for a few days... ;)

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Oh .... remind me to thank you Doc...no...reeeally, remind me sometime when you're close enough.... ;);)

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Still laughing about ..boobage..

Now that ye have caught yer breath........

How about spoobage...... way to much boobage mashed into a way too small of a bodice.... (and not nicely done..... ) think of Jello on a plate..... how they keep that much blubbery mass "up" is beyond my engineering skills......it's the "wiggling" of all the spoobage that causes nightmares.....

(Red Handed Jill will know what I'm typing about.........)

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"Blubbery mass?" I take exception sir! Mine be no blubbery mass..tho they be quite nice :rolleyes:

Then again...I know what ye mean... some of those pictures...whoagh nellie! put some caution tape around that! too much too much.. scary!!!!!! lol :rolleyes:

Angel cakes

Apples

Balboas

melons

muffins

snuggle pups

taters

twin peaks

and the ever popular "hooters"

Gotta love the internet.... :lol:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Being a woman who could easily "fall" into spoobage I could never understand how a woman could dress herself like that and not be uncomfortable. Those things swinging every which way! They get in the way when contained I can not imagine not having problems. Well, to each his own and I guess if those belong to lass that has your heart then they are beautiful as she surely is.

Hey, imagine that, spoobage isn't in the dictionary.

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Back in the days, having gone to the So. Calif. Ren Faire for about fifteen years, I have seen and been apalled by LOTS of spoobage. However, my first husband used to refer to the Ren Faire as the "Olympics of tit watching" so I guess it's all in the eyes of the beholder - so-to-speak! :rolleyes:

Hmmm, might be one of the reasons I'm married to someone else now. :rolleyes:

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Ye mean he though they were spoooblicious? :lol::lol::lol:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Spoobes fascinate me. If nothing else I'm always wondering if they are going to completely pop out or not. Sort of like watching a car wreck.

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Patrick is referring to one woman in particular - her spoobage was not a pretty sight. I've seen plenty, but this woman was beyond anything I had ever seen. The men were wincing. And she was strutting around with them thrust out in front of her proudly. :D

I've seen other women who looked similar and wonder if any of them have mirrors that go below the neck.

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We have one particular woman here that has *those* spoobs as well (I think everyone has one really). For a long while I had a photo of them on my computer as an example of what NOT to do. The worst thing is that she goes to everything! The spoobs that you can't escape. She doesn't need a mirror that goes below the neck to see them either :D

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I'm not a good enough computer programer to make it....

But I always thought it would be fun to have a program where you got to put together all the parts to make the person of your dreams...

Eye color,,, nose... make it a little smaller.... chin.... hair.... body type... a little smaller there... a little longer there.....

You'd adjust the controlls untell they came out Just Right......

Of course then you'd have to go shopping for a brain and personallity to fit into that perfect body.... :D

hey Patrick.. you did that to me!! You made the model of me and even put clothes on my model.. I'm not sure if I still have the pic...

and Doc.. you are a rogue.

and thank you for it!

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Oh .... remind me to thank you Doc...no...reeeally, remind me sometime when you're close enough.... ;);)

Any time darlin, always ready to help a lady in distress ;)

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Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake

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We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists.

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;);) A true gentleman Doc... ;)

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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