What do you like in your Pirate?

[DocF225]

- long as theyre lookin at you or ..at least in the same direction..most of the time...well..you know...

That sounds like the voice of experience.... care to elaborate?

[Red Cat Jenny]

Nay, thamkfully..more of an observation of those odd times in a supermarket, or somewhere where it's wildly inapropriate to laugh..

[CrazyCholeBlack]

oh can I add more o what I like in my pirates, pretty please?

I'll add "the gift of gab". I like a pirate who'll sit at the bar with me and talk, tell stories, tell jokes & not censor them just because I'm a girl. Someone who knows things & shares information about all kinds of subjects. But at the same time doesn't lecture and actually carries on a conversation not a monologue. Oh and he has to be willing to participate in a conversation where I might actually know more, so none of that know-it-all ego junk either.

[Patrick Hand]

actually carries on a conversation not a monologue.

Hey... I'm getting better at that.... Can't talk and swill rum or ale at th' same tyme..... But ya gotta be quick 'nough ter jump in durring them quiet spots.....

[DocF225]

Nay, thamkfully..more of an observation of those odd times in a supermarket, or somewhere where it's wildly inapropriate to laugh..

Now I've found there are very few places it's widly inappropriate to laugh. Maybe a funeral but not too many other situations.

[Merrydeath]

at work.. I'm on the phone most of the time, so we try to keep it quiet. (grumble)

mmm Moets.. and a grand strut and a loose tongue... all are in my book of things to look for also! and welcome to the pub, HB.

Thank ya, sugar! The lad had a good time signing the girls.. and lots of people had fun taking pictures of it. I noticed in the pics later, that there were quite a few cameras there. All I can say is thank gods for Vickies and Odd Bodkins. They give the support I need for em.. unless you want to run around behind me and lend a hand??

[lady snow]

I realize I am the new kid on the block so my comments may not be welcome...

Nonsense! Lot's of room at the Cool Kid's table. :)

nd anybody with mooch as an avatar is certainly cool!

[Salty]

genrally these mates be acceptin of newcomers

hell they put up wit the likes o me after all

[DocF225]

at work.. I'm on the phone most of the time, so we try to keep it quiet. (grumble)

mmm Moets.. and a grand strut and a loose tongue... all are in my book of things to look for also! and welcome to the pub, HB. :angry:

Thank ya, sugar! The lad had a good time signing the girls.. and lots of people had fun taking pictures of it. I noticed in the pics later, that there were quite a few cameras there. All I can say is thank gods for Vickies and Odd Bodkins. They give the support I need for em.. unless you want to run around behind me and lend a hand??

As always darlin, I stand ready to lend a hand where needed.

Of course right now all I have is one that works, so it'll have to be quite busy.

[Merrydeath]

thank ya laddy.. and I hope your wing feels better soon. Do ya need help in the shower?

[DocF225]

thank ya laddy.. and I hope your wing feels better soon. Do ya need help in the shower?

Well, there is something I could use a "hand" with in the shower....

*stands ready for the slap*

[Red Cat Jenny]

That people are interested in him, but when he be a pirate they're also just a bit nervous....course I'll know the truth lol

[Silkie McDonough]

Laughter at a funeral aren't so bad. I tink o'd one layin dear n'I asks m'self "Would dat person ave laughed at dis?" Each time I finds d'answer t'be a resoundin YES! Ifin it don't bother dem den why sould anyone else care!

[Merrydeath]

  thank ya laddy.. and I hope your wing feels better soon.  Do ya need help in the shower?

Well, there is something I could use a "hand" with in the shower....

*stands ready for the slap*

Gives his generous behind a good smack.. then runs for the other room..

for a big guy, he's fast on his feet!!

[Patrick Hand]

he's fast on his feet!!

Unfortinatly... Doc forgot about the trip wire we laid out this afternoon....(awh heck we were tring to catch some of the ladies.....)

OH DEER/DEAR...whatever... doc is about ter be caught by merrrydarth......

Th' voyigers among us will be waiting fer the vidio..........

Shold be rathe interesting..... or entheausistic (Hey....spelling with one hand don"t work...gofigure....)

[Red Cat Jenny]

Bumpin this back up....

[LadyBarbossa]

I may have posted to this already, but who knows. I'm not about to search again.

What I sought for years was someone who caught my eye, wasn't involved with someone else.

Blue eyes are my weakness and a big plus.

Someone who fancied the same things as I - reenacting or the sort, liked animals.

I begged God to place upon my path someone so worth spending the rest of my life with. Someone who could not only put up with me, but put up with my family. I admit, may sound like I need rescuing (in a manner of speaking it is since God knows I have tried to get away from my family as financially possible, hasn't happened).

I'm not the most spectacular person in the world when it comes to money, course, I've not made a ton, either. Why else would I be returning to college?

Basically at the low point in my life and he has to be someone who is caring, who's supportive.

Someone who's the light of my life. Guaranteed, if he has my attention and impressed me so to pass all my standards, then I'll be as loyal as no other could be.

Someone who knows me to an extent. Someone who's willing to communicate, to talk.. and to listen. I bitch at times, I admit it. I don't want someone to toss me away thinking "oh, God, there she goes again." Cause if I don't let off steam, then it won't be a pretty sight later on. I need sympathy and understanding more than I do help. If I need help, I will ask for it. But I ALWAYS need a shoulder to cry on and arms to hold and comfort me. Cause then I can set my head straight and with someone to be that shoulder, they are also the wind for my wings to keep going.

He'd be someone who is my light, my life, my wind, my fuel... he'd keep me going no matter what. Cause I want to keep going for him. I want to be the same to him as he is with me.

Someone willing to have fun but not be overly obnoxious. Drink occassionally when they so see want to but not a drunk or alcoholic. Smoker, prefer not... I live with several members who are smokers and it gets to ya after a while. I prefer to smell perfume and cologne, not smoke.

Will he allow me to pamper him when I can? Will he pamper me also?

More importantly, is he someone who is willing to work out EVERYTHING no matter what happens? To keep those communication lines open and talk? Nothings worse than to hear dead silence. Granted there may be times where no words spoken for a while will be a good thing, but other cases, we'd have to talk.

Would building a life be a joint effort?

Would we grow together? But yet be individuals?

What about a family? Is he willing and wanting to have kids?

Will he shy away from me and keep me in the dark on his issues or mine? Finances going to be a problem? Too little going to hurt us? Not discussing out money? Or hording the money? What financial plans will there be?

Will we coordinate on what home we'd want?

If a disaster took away everything we had, would he isolate himself and blow me off? Or will he allow me to work with him? Can he allow me to comfort him and can he comfort me in return?

Is he someone whom I can be intimate with?

He'd have to be someone I am 100% comfortable with. Which is NOT easy considering all the troubles of my past and there are a lot of them.

Understanding about those troubles.

I'm no gorgeous or beautiful woman. I admit, I'm plump, I'm fat, chunky, whatever you want to call me. But if he is willing to love me at my size, then by God, that's wonderful. And I still won't give up on losing weight even if I may never lose it.

Thin or fat, sick or healthy, young or old, I wish for him to love me as much as I love him in return. For if he is my light, then he's my happiness, my future. The one I cannot live without. And he'd be the one I thank God every day for.

I'm no sexual Goddess that can perform every position of Kama Sutra, just being sensual either sporatically or old fashion would satisfy him. Sex not being everything but is something to enjoy no matter what.

I don't expect perfection. I know there will be troubles.

I don't expect him to be utterly perfect, but if he's got my heart then already he is prefect.

Charming, sensual, charming voice, appealing, honest, humble, human, older than I am, can cook well, is fair enough with vehicles and goo dmr fix-it who wouldn't mind my helping him out,

Likes the weapons of old - pistols, swords, etc

Movies are not much of a problem. Likes country and various other types of music. (Rap and Elvis I can stand).

Horses and horseback riding, roadtrips, fun vacations that we both can enjoy in locations we both wish to go.

Surprises, one who can surprise me... and won't mind surprises in return.

Tis a long list there. I know I'm leaving many things out. But that's a start.

A heart is NOT something to play around with. I'm sure many of you know. I've seen far too many of my friends and family screwed over because of "love". I never wish that for myself. Same with what major problems I had in the past that still haunt me to this day... I don't want to make a mistake. I pray he's understanding of my woes.

A man who can put up with me. And love me for it... Then by God, I'm a happy woman and he's got himself a VERY loyal woman in return.

~Lady B

[Red Cat Jenny]

Bump...

[DocF225]

Yer doin a lot if Bumpin and Grindin there dearie...

[Red Cat Jenny]

"renew then..."

[Merrydeath]

puts on her Ipod playing.. You Can Keep Your Hat on..

Dance, pretty Jenny, and bump away!!

snaps her fingers to the tune.. and laughs when Doc wiggles from on the floor..

down boy, I might fall off.

[Red Cat Jenny]

OOh! Merry!! I love that song...I have the MP-3 dance away gerl!

[DocF225]

snaps her fingers to the tune.. and laughs when Doc wiggles from on the floor..

down boy, I might fall off.

Up? Down? make up yer mind, silly Pyrate.....

[Merrydeath]

you could be like Pinocchio.. lie to me, tell the truth..

I was thinking more like GO down.. but ok. and why pick just one??

I have the Tom Jones version.. that and Your Kiss. Makes me hot just hearing the intro...

grinds a bit next to the counter, then jumps up to dance on it.. Looks at Jenny to see if she wants to join her..

[DocF225]

you could be like Pinocchio.. lie to me, tell the truth..

I was thinking more like GO down.. but ok. and why pick just one??

I have the Tom Jones version.. that and Your Kiss. Makes me hot just hearing the intro...

grinds a bit next to the counter, then jumps up to dance on it.. Looks at Jenny to see if she wants to join her..

Are ya tryin to give me a coronary?