QUILLLLL!!!!.......

[the Royaliste]

Ahoy! lass!...Aye've found ye'ere camera!!!.....Sorry to yell at ye, but me laptop keeps crashin', and Aye thought ye'd wanna know..As with all sailing vessels, things 'disappear' in an instant, the ship heels, and things folks leave about(includin' the Cap'n, 'o course!), all go crashing somewhere..In this season 'o pyratin' alone, Aye've retrieved, liquor, food, guns, money, wallets, flintlocks, panties, jackets, cameras, glasses....The list goes on!...so, if'n its missin', start lookin' thru the bilges, gravity still rules, as there's no escape from the bottom 'o the hull!...............

[TalesOfTheSevenSeas]

AHOY THAR CAP'N!!!!!!!!

*waves from the deck*

I got yer message!! Thanks fer locatin' me camera! Now what in blazes arrrrrrrr we gonna do with all the other things ye' found? Cannon fodder preeeeeeehaps?

Now what would they say on the Hawaiian Chieftain when we blast 'em next time and they got wimmen's panties a-hangin' in there riggin'?!!!!!

Now THAT would be a sight to see, eh?

[the Royaliste]

....Aye, Lass! Glad it surfaced, as we be needin' some new stock (mebbee the boat show)...besides the ones already hostage in the bloomin' contraption!.....Hmmm...If'n we did that to the HC, then she'd sorta look like.....the Royaliste!.......Aye!....

[Cap'n Coyote]

Most likely they be used ta it, if'n ye c'n believe half o' th' stories what come from th' Royaliste.

Why d'ye think I wants ta get out there so bad?

[the Royaliste]

:) Aye, thar, matey!.....Be needin' some backup!....'Tis fall, when sailors go bonkers, chasin' the Sun!.........RR!............

[Cap'n Coyote]

Ye must 'ave me confused wi' one o' them diurnal critters, Royaliste. We coyotes hunt by moonlight.

But I be savin' me doubloons jus' as fast as I c'n. 'Tis turnin' inta a full-blown obsession, it is. But I guess ya wouldn't know anything about that.

[TalesOfTheSevenSeas]

Aye Cap'n,

Methinks that maybe we should fly them panties along with arrrrr colors... seems like it would be quite appropriate, eh?

[the Royaliste]

RRRRR!!!...We're gettin' enuff ta fill a burgie halyard, for sure!!!..Some yacht club!!....Whaddabout U.V.?...........Coyote>> Naw, Aye woodn't obsess on nuttin!

[Cap'n Coyote]

Exceptin' some o' th' witchy pirates on th' board, most of us ha'nt exposed that much flesh ta th' air in a score o' years. SPF 15 don' do much at that point, ya need somethin' more like mayonnaise!

And what is it wi' this crew wantin' ta mix flesh wi' food?

[the Royaliste]

Aye keep sp50 onboard, nuttin less than 35. Not many wanna look lizard-y like meself,...'eck I'm only 23!.....Alla the wenches 'ave left this Ship wif' a large case 'o bodice burn............