BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Hear too ya pack of heel hounds! Ya thought the post board twas' nice n' quiet while Ol' Black Jack was keeled over with the rot, did ya's? Well I'm here's ta tell ya's that yer all wrong! Black Jack is under full sail n' can't wait ta get me three sheets in da wind (if ya know what I means). This old sea dog is raisin' his leg high! So if ya feel's somethun warm n' wet runnin' down da back of yer neck......It be just lil' ol' me! :angry: Twice as ornry n' full of piss n' vinegar ! Black Jack Shalaq YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Let me guess, ya been playing in the sand box? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 I stand corrected, you have not gone anywhere so what's the deal? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalinda Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 I'm almost afraid to ask, but you haven't per chance seen Cap'n Weaver around, have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Who, me? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalinda Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Anyone, I guess... she's MIA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 I'm here,Seven, not tooo sober and wonderin wot black's rot is? leprosy? yeast? fungus? clap? big C? rum rot? Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted October 11, 2003 Author Share Posted October 11, 2003 Well Captn' Weaver, Thar Ol' Black Jack was....mindin' his own business. When suddenly I was struck down wit a nasty case of da rot! I was hackin' n' wheeezzin'. Chokin' n' pukin'. I had da GI sh**s n' I worshiped the ol' porcelin receptical til' the wee hours of da mornin' n then some. I only wished it were a hangover cuz then I could at least cuss at meself fer doin' it. Me first mate "Shanghia Sooz" forced me to da Ships Doctor at knife point. He gave Ol' Black Jack a shot in me.....back side n' I started ta feel better the next day. So now all my drips n' drizzles n' wheezes are cleared up n' I'm ready fer more hell raising & debotchery! Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted October 11, 2003 Author Share Posted October 11, 2003 El Pirata Ol' Mate, The last sand box Ol' Black Jack was in was about da size of California n' it had several divisions of Iraqis wit thar hands up in da air or stickin' outta da ground! If they weren't givin' up or dead, they were dying by the bushel baskets. Simply a talent we had. Swift, Silent, Deadly. Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 El Pirata Ol' Mate, The last sand box Ol' Black Jack was in was about da size of California n' it had several divisions of Iraqis wit thar hands up in da air or stickin' outta da ground! Black Jack That be the sand box I were referin to. When were yees thar? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted October 11, 2003 Author Share Posted October 11, 2003 NOV. 1990 THRU JUNE 1991 YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted October 12, 2003 Share Posted October 12, 2003 I be chewin a little of that dirt too. This they be lettin the younger kids go instead of me. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted October 13, 2003 Author Share Posted October 13, 2003 Aye lad, We be fortunate we got outta thar unscaved. Just hope n' pray our young ones fair as well as we. In 25 yrs. of service I was perty' darn lucky. Hope my son keeps his sh** wound tight at all corners (I know , you know what I mean). Anyway mate, Ol' Black jack is gonna cast off fer a bit. Later Gator, Black Jack YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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