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When Batman is Bored...


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...and the list of Bat Scout levels of achievement...

  • Baby Bat Badge
  • TenderBat
  • Bat Second Class
  • Bat First Class
  • Star Bat Scout
  • Life Bat Scout
  • Soaring Bat Scout

...and some of the merit badges...

  • Phased-Array Crossbow
  • UtilityBelt Packing
  • Expert-level Virtual Information Language (EVIL)
  • BatBoat Seamanship
  • BatPlane Pilot Level 1
  • Arch Nemesis Lore
  • Criminal Profiling
  • Leatherwork (for costume)
  • Lifesaving (Beautiful Heroines)
  • Lifesaving (All Others)
  • Metalwork - Titanium Ash Tray Project
  • Gotham History
  • Criminal Apprehension
  • Make Your Own BatCave!
  • Understanding BatSignals

Freud? Who is this Freud? Does he wear a costume? Is he planning a diabolical caper??? He uses exploding cigars, doesn't he?

...probably hates his mother, too...

<_<

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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We don't need no stinking batges...

More merit badges:

-- Truncated riddle and limerick solving

-- Atomic batteries for power

-- Turbines for speed

-- Batarang whittling

-- Cape repair

-- Choosing a sidekick

-- Spelunking

-- Chiroptera identification

-- Trophy Collection: From Robot Dinosaurs to Giant Pennies

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"He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do...

"He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"

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...How does one Choose...

OFFICIAL SIDEKICK INTERVIEW FORM - CONFIDENTIAL!!!

#1. Are you willing to wear a silly costume? See, only the top dog gets the really cool uniform, all black and gray and nasty and scary-looking. We'll dress you up in...oh, let's see - red, yellow, and green!

2. Are you used to a 9-5 routine? That won't apply here.

3. Are you comfortable always playing second fiddle, being killed off repeatedly, and being required to utter inane phrases constantly?

4. You MUST be over 30 for this position, as we have to give the illusion that you're 16 or so. :lol:

5. Sorry, no cowl - our budget is tight this year. You'll have to make do with a cheesy black eye mask that we made with some scissors and a sleep mask.

6. You'll always get SECOND choice of the really cool vehicles, you realize...

7. You'll need to keep going to school for as long as you're a sidekick. Are you comfortable with that?

8. You MAY be allowed, on rare occasions, to save your Superhero, but realize that HE will get ALL the credit in the end.

9. We removed the Sidekick pole from the cave - are you willing to slide sloppy-seconds?

10. Don't leave your number - we'll flash the Batsignal if we want to see you for a second interview.

Thanks for coming in, and good luck!

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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