The Doctor Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Something tells me that the Boy Scouts would be falling over one another to have you as a Den Mother... :) Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Black Syren Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Well there was this one time in Boy Scout Camp.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
The Doctor Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Augh! Damn that poison ivy! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Black Syren Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Shhh!!!!..Your not supposed to tell! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
PyratePhil Posted July 27, 2006 Author Posted July 27, 2006 Oh, can't leave the girls out, no way... they'd all have Batgirl costumes. AND a Batcycle... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
The Doctor Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Would Freud have a heyday with this?! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Black Syren Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 But I like Cat Girls costume much better and NO MOTORCYCLES! Had enough of an encounter with that one. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
The Doctor Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 Yeah, Siren, I hear you! Motorcycles are right out! We should go for a really hot convertible, yeah? Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Black Syren Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 A cozy vertible in black or red would be nice. Although I do like Trucks.. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 ...Still picturing the Pinewood Derby. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"
PyratePhil Posted July 28, 2006 Author Posted July 28, 2006 ...and the list of Bat Scout levels of achievement... Baby Bat Badge TenderBat Bat Second Class Bat First Class Star Bat Scout Life Bat Scout Soaring Bat Scout ...and some of the merit badges... Phased-Array Crossbow UtilityBelt Packing Expert-level Virtual Information Language (EVIL) BatBoat Seamanship BatPlane Pilot Level 1 Arch Nemesis Lore Criminal Profiling Leatherwork (for costume) Lifesaving (Beautiful Heroines) Lifesaving (All Others) Metalwork - Titanium Ash Tray Project Gotham History Criminal Apprehension Make Your Own BatCave! Understanding BatSignals Freud? Who is this Freud? Does he wear a costume? Is he planning a diabolical caper??? He uses exploding cigars, doesn't he? ...probably hates his mother, too... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Black Syren Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 Sign me up..I want to earn my badges...Although Im wondering what courses Wonder Woman took.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 We don't need no stinking batges... More merit badges: -- Truncated riddle and limerick solving -- Atomic batteries for power -- Turbines for speed -- Batarang whittling -- Cape repair -- Choosing a sidekick -- Spelunking -- Chiroptera identification -- Trophy Collection: From Robot Dinosaurs to Giant Pennies "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"
The Doctor Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 I'm certain that when Batman is bored, he short-sheet's Superman's cape. :) Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
The Doctor Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 Ah! Another badge; "Familiarity with the many sayings of Heroditus"! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Black Syren Posted July 29, 2006 Posted July 29, 2006 Hmm Choosing a Sidekick..How does one Choose..All applicants please line up.. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
PyratePhil Posted July 29, 2006 Author Posted July 29, 2006 ...How does one Choose... OFFICIAL SIDEKICK INTERVIEW FORM - CONFIDENTIAL!!! #1. Are you willing to wear a silly costume? See, only the top dog gets the really cool uniform, all black and gray and nasty and scary-looking. We'll dress you up in...oh, let's see - red, yellow, and green! 2. Are you used to a 9-5 routine? That won't apply here. 3. Are you comfortable always playing second fiddle, being killed off repeatedly, and being required to utter inane phrases constantly? 4. You MUST be over 30 for this position, as we have to give the illusion that you're 16 or so. 5. Sorry, no cowl - our budget is tight this year. You'll have to make do with a cheesy black eye mask that we made with some scissors and a sleep mask. 6. You'll always get SECOND choice of the really cool vehicles, you realize... 7. You'll need to keep going to school for as long as you're a sidekick. Are you comfortable with that? 8. You MAY be allowed, on rare occasions, to save your Superhero, but realize that HE will get ALL the credit in the end. 9. We removed the Sidekick pole from the cave - are you willing to slide sloppy-seconds? 10. Don't leave your number - we'll flash the Batsignal if we want to see you for a second interview. Thanks for coming in, and good luck! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Rogue Mermaid Posted July 31, 2006 Posted July 31, 2006 Although Im wondering what courses Wonder Woman took.... How To Find Where You Parked The Invisible Jet 101
PyratePhil Posted July 31, 2006 Author Posted July 31, 2006 After having the batteries in the lantern fail yet one more time, Green Lantern decides to upgrade... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
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