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We've all heard of SNAFU and FUBAR, but what about the more obscure acronyms? I know a few that you may not have heard of. Maybe you know some I've never seen. Let's share.

TARFU: Things Are Really Fouled Up

JANFU: Joint Army-Navy Foul-Up

WAG: Wild-Assed Guess

SWAG: Scientific Wild-Assed Guess

BOHICA: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again.

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FUD

Fear, Uncertainty, doubt. (My work here is done)

true story:

My wife works in the morgage industry, and called me one day to ask what BAS stood for. I told her it meant "Big As S**t".

She laughed and asked "no, really, what dose it mean?"

I told her that was what it ment

She then explained she was looking at an LES, ( leaves and earnings statement, ie: military paystub) and it listed BAS.

Oh that's "Basic allowance for Subsistance"

She's never let that one die. ^_^^_^

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W.E.T.S.U.

We Eat This S**t Up.

J.P.N.

Just Plain Nuts

Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel.

Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake

Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork

We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists.

Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.

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F F J F F in bowling..

forget the finesse, just fling the f*cker.

I work with money too, and our sytem uses BAS as Bad Address

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