YER IN TALL COTTON WHEN.........

[BLACK JACK SHALAQ]

........I'M LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND THE "LAST" BUD LIGHT IN ME ICE BOX! IT MAY MEAN NUTTIN' TA YOU, BUT TO ME IT'S A F****** GREAT! YA GOTTA HAVE YER FINGER ON THE TRIGGER ON THIS MAN-O-WAR OR YA GO THIRSTY ALOT!

[Red Dog]

when I check me pockets after a night 'o drinking and gambling and find 2, 100 dollar bills in my pocket that I didn't have the night before.

[Arthur Richards from Kent]

The woman you love says good morning honey I think you need to be late to work today!

[Silkie McDonough]

The man you love agrees that being late for work that morning is a good idea.

[JohnnyTarr]

The woman that you have been looking at down the bar walks up to you and says, " I would like to by you a drink then take you back to my place."

[hitman]

Good freinds, great music cold beer, and a bewitching little red head at the end of the bar.

[The Doctor]

Good freinds, great music cold beer, and a bewitching little red head at the end of the bar.

Make that a bewitching, amply endowed little redhead, and we're in business, mate!