Mad Matt Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 This is NOT right. BUT, DAMN IT'S FUNNY! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Dog Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 So, I wonder if he smokes after sex now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, laughing so hard over here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 aw gawd....waitimlaughingsohard i caaaaaaaaaaaaanhardlytype Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Poor Guy! I hope he healed OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted July 6, 2006 Share Posted July 6, 2006 Immagine being the Doctor, nurses and surgery techs not being able to do anything because they were all laughing so hard? Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted July 7, 2006 Author Share Posted July 7, 2006 Or hiding under the table waiting for the next blast.... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane Blackthorn Posted July 7, 2006 Share Posted July 7, 2006 That was so good. Thanks for sharing that one Matt. It says the guy is gonna sue. How would you like to sit in on that trial? "I object your Honor. The fact that my client ate chili with beans before the surgery is irrelevant!" `Blackie` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 How would you like to sit in on that trial? Just to see how would HE sit during the trial....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusi Sparrow Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 "Please sit down." "I can't your honor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 I hope his wife enjoys fire-roasted weenies. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted July 8, 2006 Author Share Posted July 8, 2006 Not beans & franks? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Nah, mate. The beans are what got him into this fix! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted July 8, 2006 Author Share Posted July 8, 2006 Ahhhh. So, no MORE beans & franks.... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Dog Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 If beans and franks are ALL he's missing, he should feel pretty dang lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Here i am minding my own buisness eating my luch/dinner (ironically a hot dog) and i come across this... not very hungry anymore lol But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Dog Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 it's reasons such as this I use charcoal and not gas when I BBQ. I've never burnt my hotdogs with charcoal. OMG I'm sick, sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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