PyratePhil Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 Buttons That Say "I Love You"...NOT!!! ...probably shouldn't wear these on your date... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Captain_Jack_Sparrow Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 "Easy there Mr. Testosterone, you can be replaced by a Zucchini" LMAO! Oh ...that hurts...
PyratePhil Posted June 25, 2006 Author Posted June 25, 2006 ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Merrydeath Posted June 25, 2006 Posted June 25, 2006 lol.,. thanks for the laughs. They are Great, Phil! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Rummy3 Posted June 27, 2006 Posted June 27, 2006 WooHoo! I like the one that ends with "I forgot you're an idiot!" LMAO
PyratePhil Posted June 27, 2006 Author Posted June 27, 2006 Glad you like 'em, folks. ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 *claps* excellent well But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Ransom Posted July 27, 2006 Posted July 27, 2006 I like number six! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Christine Posted July 28, 2006 Posted July 28, 2006 LOL!!!!!!!!!!! How did I miss these, oh, goodness, too funny!!!! My favorites: "Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days!" "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth" "Admitting you're an asshole is the first step" "I'm still hot it just comes in flashes now"
PyratePhil Posted July 30, 2006 Author Posted July 30, 2006 Probably shouldn't have posted them here, though - the bumper-sticker guy will probably come sniffing around... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
lady snow Posted August 8, 2006 Posted August 8, 2006 the hot flashes hits too close to home these days! the joys of passing 50! but i love them all. pphil! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire
Captain Jacob Badger Posted August 8, 2006 Posted August 8, 2006 ...The last one is the ''mutts'' bro.....tho the last but one is more me.... Yes, it be pointy…..and ye be at the wrong side o’ it.
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted October 6, 2006 Posted October 6, 2006 "think outside the barrel" Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile.
PirateSSe Posted October 7, 2006 Posted October 7, 2006 I made a metal one stamped with "I wouldn't wipe my ass with you." Crass, yes. Class, no.
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