PyratePhil Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Pick a band and use their song titles to describe yourself. For example... Jethro Tull... Are you female or male: Fat Man Describe yourself: Gold-Tipped Boots, Black Jacket and Tie How do some people feel about you: Like A Tall Thin Girl How do you feel about yourself: Man of Principle Describe where you want to be: Lap of Luxury Describe what you want to be: I Don't Want To Be Me Describe how you live: Minstrel in the Gallery Describe how you love: Back-Door Angels Share a few words of wisdom: Nothing Is Easy, Protect and Survive, Roll Yer Own ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Kreator Are You Male Or Female? : Ruin Of Life Describe Yourself: Servant in Heaven - King in Hell, Stronger Than Before How Do Some People Feel About You? : One Evil Comes - A Million Follow How Do You Feel About Yourself? : Some Pain Will Last Describe Where You Want To Be: Europe After The Rain Describe What You Want To Be: Son Of Evil, Alive Again Describe How You Live: Under A Total Blackened Sky Describe How You Love: Extreme Aggression, Enemy Unseen, Twisted Urges Share A Few Words Of Wisdom: Whatever It May Take, Blind Faith Maybe I should have stuck with Beck... "Are you male or female?: Yodelay!"
PyratePhil Posted June 19, 2006 Author Posted June 19, 2006 LOL - excellent! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Mad Matt Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 METALLICA! Duh! Are You Male Or Female? : Enter Sandman; Of Wolf and Man Describe Yourself: Some Kind of Monster; Loverman How Do Some People Feel About You? : Sad But True How Do You Feel About Yourself? : Invisible Kid; Am I Evil? Describe Where You Want To Be: Better Than You; The House Jack Built Describe What You Want To Be: Mercyful Fate; 2x4 Describe How You Live: No Remorse; Seek & Destroy Describe How You Love: The Shortest Straw ; Hero of the Day? Share A Few Words Of Wisdom: Shoot Me Again; Nothing Else Matters; Ain't My Bitch You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 LOL - excellent! Hey, I please to aim. Alright, new one. The Vandals Are You Male Or Female? : I'm a Fly Describe Yourself: Crippled & Blind, Viking Suit, Punk as Fuck, Mullet Song How Do Some People Feel About You? : Jackass, How(did this loser get this job?) How Do You Feel About Yourself? : I'm the Boss of Me Describe Where You Want To Be: Cafe 405, Mohawk Town Describe What You Want To Be: People That Are Going To Hell, F'ed Up Girl, Power Mustache Describe How You Live: Behind the Music, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Describe How You Love: Sorry, Mom and Dad, My First Christmas as a Woman, Slap Of Love, Tastes Like Chicken Share A Few Words Of Wisdom: Go, Oi to the World, Live Fast Diarrhea
Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 Ah, I've got another. W.A.S.P. Are You Male Or Female? : Manimal, Mean Man Describe Yourself: BAD, Sleeping In The Fire, Cocaine Cowboys, I Am One How Do Some People Feel About You? : Widowmaker, Hellion, Chainsaw Charlie How Do You Feel About Yourself? : I Don't Need No Doctor, Sex Drive Describe Where You Want To Be: Inside The Electric Circus Describe What You Want To Be: The Real Me, King of Sodom and Gomorrah Describe How You Live: Forever Free, Blind In Texas Describe How You Love: Animal (I Fuck Like A Beast), On Your Knees, Cries In The Night, Harder, Faster, Love Machine Share A Few Words Of Wisdom: Tie Your Mother Down, Scream Until You Like It
The Doctor Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 Pink Floyd Are You Male Or Female? : Have a Cigar Describe Yourself: A Saucerful of Secrets How Do Some People Feel About You? : Shine On You Crazy Diamond How Do You Feel About Yourself? : Is Anybody Out There? Describe Where You Want To Be: Learning to Fly Describe What You Want To Be: Comfortably Numb Describe How You Live: Set the Controls For the Heart of the Sun Describe How You Love: Welcome to the Machine Share A Few Words Of Wisdom: Run Like Hell Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
PyratePhil Posted June 19, 2006 Author Posted June 19, 2006 Dang, I was gonna do Pink Floyd next... Hm... Elton John...(Album titles only - making it harder for myself LOL)) Are You Male Or Female? : A Single Man Describe Yourself: Victim of Love How Do Some People Feel About You? : Madman Across the Water How Do You Feel About Yourself? : The Fox Describe Where You Want To Be: Too Low for Zero Describe What You Want To Be: Here and There Describe How You Live: Ice on Fire Describe How You Love: Breaking Hearts Share A Few Words Of Wisdom: Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only the Piano Player ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
PyratePhil Posted June 19, 2006 Author Posted June 19, 2006 I'm on a roll - look out... Billy Joel... Are You Male Or Female? : An Innocent Man Describe Yourself: Angry Young Man, Big Man on Mulberry Street, I Go to Extremes How Do Some People Feel About You? : The Stranger How Do You Feel About Yourself? : New York State of Mind Describe Where You Want To Be: Allentown, Close to the Borderline, 52nd Street Describe What You Want To Be: Captain Jack LOL! Describe How You Live: Keeping the Faith, Last of the Big Time Spenders, Running on Ice Describe How You Love: A Minor Variation, Get It Right the First Time, Getting Closer, Sometimes A Fantasy Share A Few Words Of Wisdom: Leave a Tender Moment Alone, You're Only Human, Everybody Has A Dream ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
The Doctor Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 2 keyboardists in a row, Phil? Sounds like pianist envy, to me... Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge Posted June 19, 2006 Posted June 19, 2006 Next he'll be doin' Jerry Lee Lewis iffin ye don't watch out.
PyratePhil Posted June 20, 2006 Author Posted June 20, 2006 Next he'll be doin' Jerry Lee Lewis iffin ye don't watch out. Hey...at least She Still Comes Around To Love What's Left Of Me... Matt- wait'll I tell you about my organ... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Mad Matt Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 Evidently, yer confused. No one here wants t' hear 'bout yer "organ" or whatever silly name you have for it. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
PyratePhil Posted June 20, 2006 Author Posted June 20, 2006 ...but...but... It's big...we had to take the doors off their hinges when I moved in here so it would fit... ...and it took three strong guys to lift it! Now I just play it constantly... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Mad Matt Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 If yer like me, ye still need t' have a "technician" come in every now and then t' give it a good "once over"! Well, maybe more than once if everything works out well. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
PyratePhil Posted June 20, 2006 Author Posted June 20, 2006 Ahh...one of my top faves... ...Sting... Are You Male Or Female? : Pirate's Bride Describe Yourself: Rock Steady, The Mighty, The Lazarus Heart How Do Some People Feel About You? : Be Still My Beating Heart, Don't Stand So Close To Me How Do You Feel About Yourself? : I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying, Fragile, King of Pain Describe Where You Want To Be: Inside, Fields of Gold Describe What You Want To Be: Saint Augustine in Hell Describe How You Live: Consider Me Gone Describe How You Love: All Four Seasons, Fill Her Up, Love is Stronger Than Justice, Perfect Love Gone Wrong Share A Few Words Of Wisdom: When The World is Running Down, You Make The Best of What's Still Around ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
PyratePhil Posted June 20, 2006 Author Posted June 20, 2006 If yer like me, ye still need t' have a "technician" come in every now and then t' give it a good "once over"! Well, maybe more than once if everything works out well. Ah, the "technicians"...yeah... Well, I can't really afford their "services" too often... And the games they play - with those extended warranties - always trying to sell me protection for my organ... No, I think I'm just better off playing with it until it breaks. ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 Arr! Yer talkin' 'bout organs? I be havin' one meself. Mind ye, it be electric. I wisht I be havin' a real one. People always be tellin' me that t'would be so much better iffin I be havin' a real one, but I jest can't afford th'damage. More people be doin' it these days, too, soes I be feelin' left out. T'would be nice not t'be limited by wires e'ery now an' then.
PyratePhil Posted June 20, 2006 Author Posted June 20, 2006 Mine be electric too, lad! Whot a small world... I jes' stick it in the wall outlet, and I'm ready for play! Now, my second organ, that one can use batteries - and you ought to hear the sounds it makes! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Mad Matt Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 ***Mad Matt looks around as if tryin' t' find somethin'.*** Damn it! Where's that "vomit" smilie?! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
PyratePhil Posted June 20, 2006 Author Posted June 20, 2006 Wrong board, Matt. ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
The Doctor Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 The Who Are You Male Or Female? : I'm a Boy Describe Yourself: I Can't Explain How Do Some People Feel About You? : Happy Jack How Do You Feel About Yourself? : The Seeker Describe Where You Want To Be: Magic Bus Describe What You Want To Be: Pinball Wizard Describe How You Live: Won't Get Fooled Again Describe How You Love: Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere Share A Few Words Of Wisdom: Who Are You Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that?
William Brand Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 U2 Are you female or male: Fortunate Son Describe yourself: Even Better Than the Real Thing How do some people feel about you: Original Of The Species How do you feel about yourself: Two Shots Of Happy, One Shot Of Sad Describe where you want to be: Where the Streets Have No Name Describe what you want to be: The Wanderer Describe how you live: Things to Make and Do Describe how you love: Two Hearts Beat As One Share a few words of wisdom: Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own Somebody fetch me a lighter.
PyratePhil Posted June 20, 2006 Author Posted June 20, 2006 ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
William Brand Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 Excellent. Now the Pogues... Are you female or male: I'm A Man You Don't Meet Every Day Describe yourself: An American Body How do some people feel about you: The Gentleman Soldier How do you feel about yourself: Jesse James Describe where you want to be: Sunnyside Of The Street Describe what you want to be: The Irish Rover Describe how you live: I'm sitting on top of the world Describe how you love: Love You 'Til The End Share a few words of wisdom: Thousands are Sailing
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