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htfxg! Oh, excuse me!

To keep a sandwich cold at sea...

... you make it with iceberg lettuce!

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"He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do...

"He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"

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Posted

A pirate doesn't need to keep his sandwich cold, 'cuz he just sails over to the ARRRby's!

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"He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do...

"He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"

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Posted

How do I keep a sandwich cold at sea? I get my ex-wife to hold it between her thighs.

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"He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do...

"He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"

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Posted

How do a pirate keep his sandwich cold at sea?

Ye tuck 'tunder yer flintlock, and it be below frizzen!

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"He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do...

"He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"

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Posted

ya stick it in with the cold hard cash..

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BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

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Posted

If you use iceberg lettuce, ye must make it with cold cuts!

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"He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do...

"He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"

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