Silkie McDonough Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 If it had been running then he wouldn't have been upset and would not have said: "Piss on it!"
Dorian Lasseter Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 boy has this thread gone awry... a favourite bit I say to people, instead of saying somat like F*** off! etc... is; Piss up a rope! Go try it some time.... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Merrydeath Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 Since someone else started it.. a little boy went to his mom, holding out his turtle. "MOM, I think my turtle is dead." "Why do you think he is dead?" "Well I pissed in his ear and he didnt' move." " You did WHAT into his ear?" " I went.. psssssssssstt and he didn't move" (this works better as a spoken joke but its so cute!) BTW, if you are using MSN or YAHOO you can add his emails to your spam settings and that will send it right to the garbage if you have it set right. IF he is still harrassing you, find out from the HELP LINKS where to send spam or harrassing emails. Its usually spam@ or Spoof@ or abuse@ address. I would also check your profiles and make sure he can't find anything about where you live or who is in your family. No sense in making it easy to find you... good luck, sweety! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 psssssssssssssst off then Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile.
Merrydeath Posted April 25, 2006 Posted April 25, 2006 pssssssssssst ---- come here! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
LongTom Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Psssssssssssssst. Psssssssst. Pssssssssssssssssssssssst Psssssssst. Dratted athlete's foot!
Merrydeath Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Long Tom- There is a doctor who has an advice column in the paper. He recommends using Vicks or a generic form of vapo rub on your nails for the fungus. Somethng about the heat and the oils help it. Use it twice a day on your clean nails. Its a damn sight cheaper then some of the other stuff. (Brother has it too) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
LongTom Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Dratted athlete's mouth! (I was just goofing around with the "pssst" thing. But thanks for the advice! I hope I don't ever need it!)
Merrydeath Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 ready.. aim fire!!! Merrry shoots her 9 pounder at Long Tom and it takes his hat right off.. and a chunk of hair too... dont' mess with the pirates. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
LongTom Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Psssssssssssssst. Pssssssssssssssst. Hair In a Can! Hey, this stuff works!
Patrick Hand Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Hair In a Can! Hey, this stuff works! Yah... but who the heck sprayed that stuff all over th' food that's been in my Refrigerator fer th' last few weeks......well.... maybe the last few months.....
Captain Bob Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Patrick Hand: I used to have that problem, too. Then I discovered a simple solution. Clean all that hairy food out of the fidge and pack the resulting space with as much beer as will fit. Bottles almost never get hairy. Who needs all that pesky nutrition when you have beer, anyway? ~~Cap'n Bob
Patrick Hand Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 Dang..... it must be all th' rum I been drinkin' ......... I never thought of that one........... And it solves all th' problems............. Whoever said that Beer isn't the solution... obvously never had to deal with a hairy fridge......
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 hairy what? Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile.
Merrydeath Posted May 6, 2006 Posted May 6, 2006 Hairy box?? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
oderlesseye Posted May 6, 2006 Posted May 6, 2006 Not 'nother word asssociation game! http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
Merrydeath Posted May 6, 2006 Posted May 6, 2006 I guess those tick odorlesseye off.. I won't shop at Best Buy anymore.. if I have the work done, it will cost me $350 to fix my climate controls on my car. They installed a Cd player in my car. I guess I wont' go back there again. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Capt Grey Posted May 8, 2006 Posted May 8, 2006 Siren, you can also register a complaint with the host of his e-mails (the "@something.com" portion of the e-mail address). Using e-mail to harass you is against the law and the e-mail provider can be held liable for letting him do it. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature.
Blue Mermaid Posted May 8, 2006 Posted May 8, 2006 I just send all directly to junk mail and toss em! Have no room in me life for his sort of junk. I think you should add him to your buddy list. Then you would have a place to send all your spam. And when you are taking survey's online and they ask for an e-mail for the sole purpose of sending out spam give them one...his! :)
Black Syren Posted May 8, 2006 Author Posted May 8, 2006 Thank You Captain Gray and Blue Mermaid That idea sounds wonderful. I shall begin straightaway to bombard him! Nay I would not do so but still it would be amusing. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
LongTom Posted May 9, 2006 Posted May 9, 2006 Thank You Captain Gray and Blue Mermaid That idea sounds wonderful. I shall begin straightaway to bombard him! Nay I would not do so but still it would be amusing. Now, now, milady. Just because you are a bombshell doesn't mean that you have to act like one!
Arthur Richards from Kent Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 was it something I said? Touch somebody you don't know today with a smile.
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