Capt'n Floria Posted March 18, 2006 Posted March 18, 2006 Enjoy. 15> "I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest." 14> "You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!" 13> "Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?" 12> "Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber." 11> "See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby." 10> "WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!" 9> "Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight." 8> "Do ya mind if the parrot watches?" 7> "Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?" 6> "Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded." 5> "So you're the new cabin boy, eh?" 4> "Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?" (software pirates only) 3> "Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?" 2> "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?" and the Number 1 Pirate Pick-Up Line... 1> "Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"
Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge Posted March 23, 2006 Posted March 23, 2006 Arr, "Yer booty shivers me timbers", courtesy of a Yahoo! instant messenger advertisement from the days o' the golden age... or just some time ago. Gyar.
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted March 23, 2006 Posted March 23, 2006 2> "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?" Thats the only one that i could see working But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted March 24, 2006 Posted March 24, 2006 2> "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?" Thats the only one that i could see working Er, Bloody Mary Bonney..... Ahhhhhhrrrrrrrr ye free on Saturday? "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"
LongTom Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 There's another list on www.talklikeapirate.com. My favorite from that list is: "Well, blow me down?"
LongTom Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 Here be the rest of the list: Pickup lines from TalkLikeAPirate.com
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted March 25, 2006 Posted March 25, 2006 2> "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?" Thats the only one that i could see working Er, Bloody Mary Bonney..... Ahhhhhhrrrrrrrr ye free on Saturday? well that backfired But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 2> "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?" Thats the only one that i could see working Er, Bloody Mary Bonney..... Ahhhhhhrrrrrrrr ye free on Saturday? well that backfired Judging from your response, I concur. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"
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