To The Impostor

[The Doctor]

I don't know who you are, nor do I particularly care. You're impersonation of me is, at best, half baked. Stop it now. The mods know that you're not me, and are actively tracking you. So cut it out, you bloody twit. Your pathetic fraud will not go unpunished.

~ Mad Jack

[Captain Booty]

I don't know who you are, nor do I particularly care. You're impersonation of me is, at best, half baked. Stop it now. The mods know that you're not me, and are actively tracking you. So cut it out, you bloody twit. Your pathetic fraud will not go unpunished.

~ Mad Jack

I'm not fully sure why you're mad, but then, I don't know jack either.

[Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge]

Arr, uh-oh! Double entendre, mateys! And a pun, too. Ye be good, Cap'n Booty. Maybe too good... arr.

[Captain Booty]

Ye can never be too good, unless you're already too good in which case you're as good as good is which is gooder than good can get. Which is always a good thing, usually. Do you understand that? Good. Arrrrr.

[Capt. Lazarus Gage]

Well I'm just lost.....

[Red-Handed Jill]

Awhile back, someone managed to get to Mad Jack's profile info and logged in and posted as him. Looks like this person is back to their old tricks...

[Biker]

so how do we tell if this is THE mad jack, or the imposter jack?

[Capt. Lazarus Gage]

What section of the pub where the posts in?