Fer All Ye Pyrates Who Like Guitar Shreddin'.

[Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge]

Arr, this is jest ridiculous. I've a-been across the seven seas, journied through the final frontier, gone t'Nevada, and the digestive tract of an overweight man (t'was kinda like "The Magic Schoolbus"), but never in all me days have I been witness to this level of guitar masturbation. But hear me no more! Click the link, ye brigands.

http://www.deanguitars.com/angelo/mab_videos/

[oderlesseye]

He's hired !

[bailang]

thats be a weird one. I's never knew dat wa possible

[Shipwreck John]

That's pretty crazy, but good

[Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge]

Arr, it actually ain't that difficult. In fact, the only thing remarkable about it be that he be usin' two hands to perform two different operations and that he be usin' what must be the world's most amazin' pickups. The music itself ain't complicated, just fast. Arr, and I think ye can find a picture of the quad guitar on thar, too. Yes, that be four guitars conjoined. It be funny watchin' him play that, it be.

[HarborMaster]

good but nothing more than a basic scale of hammering and very little tapping.

I still say Edward Van Halen Ruined Guitar for ALL other men.

[Tall Mike Bismuth van der Bulge]

I'll drink t'that, matey. However, the music does sound kinda catchy when the dread wanker Michael Angelo Batio is doin' his thing. He tries t'give his band a chance every now 'an the, 'an it sounds like crap when thar be a random two-second solo between some otherwise tolerable synth and the crappy drummer.