BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 A 'touchy-feelie' CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked, "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist." The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil"! HAR! HAR! HAR! I LOVE THE TRUTH HAR! HAR! HAR! I LOVE THE CORPS! BLACK JACK YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 SEMPER FI! I love my brother Marines. Quick and to the point! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 I may be a very bad person for enjoying this, but that was classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Yer not bad at all, luv! Well, maybe behind closed doors, eh? You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Yer not bad at all, luv! Well, maybe behind closed doors, eh? I like to think I'm not THAT bad. I've never had anyone NOT want more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Jest pullin' on yer peg leg, sweetie! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbados Sam Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Thanks for the laugh Black Jack "There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize... the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men....Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 A 'touchy-feelie' CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked, "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist." The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil"! HAR! HAR! HAR! I LOVE THE TRUTH HAR! HAR! HAR! I LOVE THE CORPS! BLACK JACK .......I CAN'T HELP IT...THAT STILL CUTS ME UP!.... YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Dorita Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 This Captain Wench be an ex-devil dog and I say arrgh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 A 'touchy-feelie' CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked, "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist." The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil"! HAR! HAR! HAR! I LOVE THE TRUTH HAR! HAR! HAR! I LOVE THE CORPS! BLACK JACK .......I CAN'T HELP IT...THAT STILL CUTS ME UP!.... ....STILL TICKLES ME INNERS..... YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Arghhh, Black Jack Shalaq, ye tickled me inners too with that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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