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Lordy Gerl!

So, where ya gonna pack that tree?

I got me own ta do.... but not til, oh February.....

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:lol: HA! I wuz a-thinkin' 'o sumin' else when I saw tis' title. But I won't go th'er.

I know, sux doesn't it? Ye spend all that time puttin it up then ya 'ave ta tear it all apart. Maybe a virtual light projected tree is what we need. Turn on the lamp for 31 days then turn it off...case closed.

ye best be running the paperwork to copyright that Idea down! They do the virtual fireplace already like the room on the floor isn't prescious enough?????

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::(:(

Lordy Gerl!

So, where ya gonna pack that tree?

I got me own ta do.... but not til, oh February.....

Blimey Dorian, get it down today or you gotta leave it up all year! That's the tradition! 'Tis bad luck to take the decorations down after twelfth night.

Right, gotta dash down the patent office, I just had this great idea about a virtual tree... :)

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Arrr....I thought this thread were about trees wit' lot's o' knot holes in 'em. Reminds me of a time I went hikin' alone.....damn woodpeckers..... :lol:

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Lordy Gerl!

So, where ya gonna pack that tree?

I got me own ta do.... but not til, oh February.....

Blimey Dorian, get it down today or you gotta leave it up all year! That's the tradition! 'Tis bad luck to take the decorations down after twelfth night.

Right, gotta dash down the patent office, I just had this great idea about a virtual tree... :)

Hmmmm.... of all th' superstitions I know.... I ain't ever heard tha' one...

Well.... th' tree is still up.... My work schedule, et all has left me wi' very little time to undecorate at this time... So up it stays a bit longer...

Well, Bonnie Weasel... I s'pose we might take Foxe's advice an' just leave the durn things up til next christmas!

Truly,

D. Lasseter

Captain, The Lucy

Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces

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Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air

"If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41

Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins

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Thanks to Disney, we have a surplused 3' palm tree, pre-decorated, from the Polynesian. It just tucks in a corner after we take it off the table. When living in the Northwest I sooooo hated taking down a real tree. Damn things would be dead in a week and you could only plug it for a minute or so without risking fire. I ended up shoving one of them into the space between my apartment and the supermarket next door once. Glad to be rid of fir trees, or as I saw one year at a Winn-Dixie in the Panhandle, Fur Tree...

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Oderless sneezes :rolleyes: musta been that flower...

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YAEH ! :) B)B)B)

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