Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Okay, does anybody want to help me pack up this Christmas tree?
Dorian Lasseter Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 Lordy Gerl! So, where ya gonna pack that tree? I got me own ta do.... but not til, oh February..... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Dread Mach Brannigan Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 HA! I wuz a-thinkin' 'o sumin' else when I saw tis' title. But I won't go th'er. I know, sux doesn't it? Ye spend all that time puttin it up then ya 'ave ta tear it all apart. Maybe a virtual light projected tree is what we need. Turn on the lamp for 31 days then turn it off...case closed.
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 HA! I wuz a-thinkin' 'o sumin' else when I saw tis' title. But I won't go th'er.I know, sux doesn't it? Ye spend all that time puttin it up then ya 'ave ta tear it all apart. Maybe a virtual light projected tree is what we need. Turn on the lamp for 31 days then turn it off...case closed. ye best be running the paperwork to copyright that Idea down! They do the virtual fireplace already like the room on the floor isn't prescious enough????? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Christine Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 I need to take mine down too. Today is January 6th, little Christmas, which means now it's officially over.
Fox Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 Lordy Gerl! So, where ya gonna pack that tree? I got me own ta do.... but not til, oh February..... Blimey Dorian, get it down today or you gotta leave it up all year! That's the tradition! 'Tis bad luck to take the decorations down after twelfth night. Right, gotta dash down the patent office, I just had this great idea about a virtual tree... :) Foxe"With this Fore-Staff he fansies he does Wonders, when, God knows, it amounts to no more but only to solve that simple Question, Where are we? Which every chi'd in London can tell you." - Ned Ward The Wooden World Dissected, 1707ETFox.co.uk
tishsparrow Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 well, they have those 'space saver trees'. the one thats flat on one side for putting against a wall, the one shaped for going in a corner, and the upside down tree that hangs from the ceiling.
Barbados Sam Posted January 7, 2006 Posted January 7, 2006 Arrr....I thought this thread were about trees wit' lot's o' knot holes in 'em. Reminds me of a time I went hikin' alone.....damn woodpeckers..... "There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize... the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men....Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it."
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 8, 2006 Author Posted January 8, 2006 I will. :) I'm still waitin' for ya...
Dorian Lasseter Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Â Â Â Â Â Â Lordy Gerl! So, where ya gonna pack that tree? I got me own ta do.... but not til, oh February..... Blimey Dorian, get it down today or you gotta leave it up all year! That's the tradition! 'Tis bad luck to take the decorations down after twelfth night. Right, gotta dash down the patent office, I just had this great idea about a virtual tree... :) Hmmmm.... of all th' superstitions I know.... I ain't ever heard tha' one... Well.... th' tree is still up.... My work schedule, et all has left me wi' very little time to undecorate at this time... So up it stays a bit longer... Well, Bonnie Weasel... I s'pose we might take Foxe's advice an' just leave the durn things up til next christmas! Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
hurricane Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Thanks to Disney, we have a surplused 3' palm tree, pre-decorated, from the Polynesian. It just tucks in a corner after we take it off the table. When living in the Northwest I sooooo hated taking down a real tree. Damn things would be dead in a week and you could only plug it for a minute or so without risking fire. I ended up shoving one of them into the space between my apartment and the supermarket next door once. Glad to be rid of fir trees, or as I saw one year at a Winn-Dixie in the Panhandle, Fur Tree... -- Hurricane -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Rummy3 Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Next year, I am going to have a tree if it kills me, and I promise after Christmas, when I am struggling to take it down, I am going to promist to be thankful that my holiday is not like the last.
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 10, 2006 Author Posted January 10, 2006 Next year, I am going to have a tree if it kills me, and I promise after Christmas, when I am struggling to take it down, I am going to promist to be thankful that my holiday is not like the last. Amen to that!!!
Durty Mick Moon Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 ye looks so unhappy in yer picture there, Bonnie, dear,....is there some way we kin be puttin' a smile on yer face agin?.....here's a roses for ye....
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 11, 2006 Author Posted January 11, 2006 My avatar's smiling now. Are you all happy? - Weasel
Mad Matt Posted January 11, 2006 Posted January 11, 2006 No. Not a smily avatar. A smiley Weasel! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
oderlesseye Posted January 11, 2006 Posted January 11, 2006 Oderless sneezes musta been that flower... http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 11, 2006 Author Posted January 11, 2006 Okay, okay, okay - now it's ME smiling. Better?
Mad Matt Posted January 11, 2006 Posted January 11, 2006 Simply stunning, luv! Way t' go. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.
oderlesseye Posted January 12, 2006 Posted January 12, 2006 YAEH ! :) http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 14, 2006 Posted January 14, 2006 Okay, does anybody want to help me pack up this Christmas tree? ....I've found that them damn things fit perfectly in a dumpster, bobbles and all!...Ta hell with it! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 14, 2006 Author Posted January 14, 2006 Okay, thanks for suggesting that AFTER I put all the work into packing the damned thing up nicely...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 17, 2006 Posted January 17, 2006 Okay, thanks for suggesting that AFTER I put all the work into packing the damned thing up nicely... SURE THING SUNSHINE! ANYTHING ELSE I KIN DO TO HELP , JUST LET ME KNOW OKAY? BLACK JACK YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR!
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