Capt Grey Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 A toast t'me favorite pyrate holiday! This be the event what sent me t'these waters fer the first time and I be ever so glad that I stayed. Last year I "invaded" me cabin boys' school in full pirate garb but this year I didn't have the time. So I gave a list of pirate jokes t'the lunch lady (Captain Debbie she be today) sos she could tell 'em t'the kids. ************************************************************ Q: What's a pirate's favorite fast-food place? A: ARRRRRRRby's Q: Why do pirates never "walk the plank" in bare feet? A: They don't want to get a Long John sliver. Q: What do you get when you cross a zucchini with a cutlass-swinging pirate? A: A squashbuckler. Q: Where do buccaneers store their textbooks and gym clothes? A: Davy Jones's locker. Q: When would a pirate give his ship a coat of paint? A: When its timbers were shivering. Q: What is the difference between a pirate flag and a happy baseball player? A: One is a Jolly Roger and the other is a jolly Dodger. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Shiver me timbers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Aye, I'm dressed in me favorite pirate shirt, listenin' to me bird's squawkin' an' feelin' jest fine, thank ye! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day, an' all I gots ta talk to are ye bloks here at the Pub! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 It's Talk Like A Pirate Day, an' all I gots ta talk to are ye bloks here at the Pub! Ye say that like it be a bad thing! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Alyx Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 thanks blackjohn, that website was a hoot! ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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